Dr. Oz says we're not having enough babies. The US is ranked LAST among developed nations for family-friendly policies, including the lack of federally mandated paid maternity or paternity leave, lack of affordable health insurance, and lack of financial support for childcare. So, fuck off, Oz.

Oh sure, Trump's casinos, university, airline, steaks, magazine, mortgage company, vodka, and ice, all failed. But thousands of suckers still put down deposits on the Trump phone. Guess what? Almost a year later, they've heard nothing since. Shocker.

Trump sues everybody over everything, comedians, critics, networks, anyone who bruises his ego. But notice who he never seems eager to sue: the women accusing him, or the people saying far worse things about him. IMO, he knows he would not survive discovery.

Guy Venables

What ever happened to all those Legislators who voted to force the release of the Epstein Files? Why aren’t they on the TV machine and the internets every day demanding the release?

FUN FACT: Out of all the top 20 mob movies released over the past 50 years, NOT ONE of them uses the term "86" to kill someone, and that includes: The Godfather, Parts I and II Once Upon a Time in America Goodfellas Casino Donnie Brasco The Departed The Irishman

This is some real authoritarian shit right here.

86: To eject (someone) from a place -Collins English Dictionay

86: Slang meaning "to throw out," "to get rid of," or "to refuse service to." -Merriam-Webster

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -Donald Trump

“You know what they used to do to a guy like that in a place like this? They’d be carried out on a stretcher, folks." -Donald Trump

“We have radical left lunatics out there and we just have to beat the hell out of them.” -Donald Trump

“If you had one really violent day … one rough hour – and I mean real rough – the word will get out and it will end immediately.” -Donald Trump

"Now, if I don’t get elected, it’s going to be a bloodbath, for the whole – that’s going to be the least of it. It’s going to be a bloodbath for the country." -Donald Trump

“I would bring back waterboarding.” -Donald Trump

“The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families.” -Donald Trump

“She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, OK? Let’s see how she feels about it … when the guns are trained on her face.” -Donald Trump

“If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously, OK? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise, I promise.” -Donald Trump

"If [Hillary Clinton] gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is. I don't know." -Donald Trump

"Knock the crap out of 'em, would you?" -Donald Trump

"I'd like to punch him in the face. " -Donald Trump

"Good, I'm glad he's dead." -Donald Trump

“We have some very bad people; we have some sick people, radical-left lunatics. And it should be very easily handled by, if necessary, by the National Guard—or, if really necessary, by the military.” -Donald Trump

“If I don’t get elected … it’s going to be a bloodbath for the country.” -Donald Trump

“Can’t you just shoot them? Just shoot them in the legs or something?" -Donald Trump

“When the looting starts, the shooting starts.” -Donald Trump

The president found a great way to promote his ballroom.

I hate that I'm immediately suspicious that this WHCA dinner shooting was staged.

I spent several hours volunteering at our local animal shelter today. Animal control brought in a bunch of pug pups from a puppy mill. One had an eyeball hanging out of its socket and a broken jaw. After a vet assessment, the poor little guy was euthanized. And I can't unsee or unfeel any of it.

"They impeached me and they had no right to impeach me." That right is clearly spelled out in Articles I and II of the Constitution. But of course, he's never read it.

Trump extends the ceasefire on yet another TACO Tuesday. Nobody believes his bluster, especially Iran.

If there really are infinite timelines where any reality is possible, how the hell did we end up in this one?

Trump says the "fake media" made up that he portrayed himself as Jesus. He says he's supposed to be a doctor here. First, bullshit. Second, you're also not a doctor, Donnie.

Preemptively announcing you are going to pardon your staff isn’t just rewarding criminals for their crimes—it’s encouraging them to commit new ones.

I guess I'm glad that so many Trump supporters seem to be regreting their votes now, but I'll never have any respect for them. How they couldn't see this ridiculous, evil boob for the narcissistic, megalomaniac, lying conman that he's always been is mind boggling to me. It was all right there.

The NFL broadcasts all of your home market's team's games on broadcast TV. MLB games, on the other hand, make you pay to watch your local team's games. Trump is going after the wrong league. But MLB didn't block Trump from buying a team. The NFL did. Plus, you know, Bad Bunny. This is personal.

We should not move on from the President threatening to annihilate a civilization.

The terms of the current two-week ceasefire between the United States and Iran are not written down in any single written document. No wonder we don't agree on what we agreed on.

You can silence 50 scholars with one fact. You can't silence one idiot with 50 facts. -Rumi (maybe)

Congress is completely useless at this point.

I just read Section 4 of the 25th amendment. Must be signed off by the VP, the majority of the cabinet, and, ultimately, 2/3 of both houses of Congress. I feel like we should stop hoping for that.

We have two weeks to figure out how to free the world from our sociopathic, terrorist, madman president. "A whole civilization will die tonight" should be more than enough to trigger the 25th amendment, whether he followed through or not.

Thank god for Pakistan. Thank god for TACO.

When do the grown-ups take over?

Crescent Earth. How cool is that.

I don't think Trump makes it to the end of his term. I'm not sure he makes it to the end of this month.

The number of comments I see on other sites about Artemis II being fake is astounding: The rocket didn't even go straight up. We can't get past the firmament. NASA has faked everything it's ever done. It's not just a few. It's often the majority of the comment section.

When Trump dies - no matter what the cause is - the conspiracy theories are going to be off the charts.