Thought City were poor yesterday, not really seeing many positives from the performance.

I'm sure there will be an entirely rational response to that getting overturned from fans of THE Arsenal

Twickets. Another of life's great scams. Utter scum.

Oasis(a)

The app formally known as Twitter is an absolute cesspit since we got beat yesterday. Not into all this disrespecting of club legends to be honest. Just feels wrong.

Tariq Panja has written his article. AGAIN

Looks like some transfer window for the Blues. However, I've only ever seen one of the fuckers play so fraud watch is alive.......

The greatest of days

Why don't they shut up?

God, I'm feeling delightfully bitter this evening

Not as fuming as we are at still being stuck on a train after watching that turgid performance today, Ruben. Also, grow up. More than one way to skin a cat.

Always loved Tottingham, me

Bockled it again ole ole

He is fucking unbearable. We're English, mate. Grow up

Good from City. Really pleased to see a compromise of sorts done. Certainly a good start 👏🏻👏🏻

(Very) Early shout but if anybody knows of a child season ticket holder not attending the cup final, could you give me a shout?

If you're still moaning at the way City lined up, performed or about any of the players after a last minute winner against one of the form teams in Europe, you're massive fun sponge. City City City

Listen to me talk about how shit Maine Rd was. And how much I enjoy food 👍🏻

Went to Manchester Arndale last night. What a shithole that place has become

Went to the Trafford Centre on Monday night. What a shithole that place has become

Latest addition to the Haaland collectibles

Weather review - That wind was Baltic coming out of the ground last night. Not welcome.

Assume somebody has forgot to update an old document with that England squad?

Got caught on tele on Saturday in the middle of telling Savinho to fuck off for geeing the crowd up because he'd won a corner. All whilst standing with my 7 year old son. What a great dad 😬 I loathe this new fad. Just do your job, lads.

Happy 60th @williamshuttoh.bsky.social

🚨*𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘*🚨 🎫We have FOUR TICKETS (two pairs) to give away for Sunday's match v Liverpool! (must be UK based, obv) 🌟To enter, simply ensure you follow us, and repost this message today. Good luck! Winners will be announced tomorrow morning #mcfc #city

As seen as the old place is absolutely bollocksed, I better ask on here..... Fucked up for Arsenal(a). Didn't think I could go and now I can 🤦🏻‍♂️ If anybody hears of a couple of spares for me and the boy, I'd be grateful if you could give me a shout 💙

Can I just say that I like Clarkson's Farm and couldn't give two shits what he said yesterday?

Morning. Have a poorly taken panoramic photo from my office window

I'm a strong advocate of wearing shorts. However, there is a little bit of a nip in the air this evening that is testing the old resolve.

The tree is going up tonight, lads and ladies. Don't question it. I'm trying to cheer myself up 👍🏻

Tell you what is a con, a water meter. Especially when you've not chosen to have it and it was already fitted in the house you bought. Apologies for the negativity.

Solid collection of #Bertdays today. Happy birthday @liamctid.bsky.social & @noely1982.bsky.social 💙

Nothing will ever irritate me more than the sound of somebody sniffing constantly. Blow your fucking nose.

First: Oasis (COMS) Last: Blossoms (Stockport Plaza) Next: Blossoms (Apollo)

Who ordered something from Homebase online 12 minutes before they went into administration yesterday?🙋‍♂️

Harry Kane eats crayons