One more to go

Dougie Love is coming home

Time really comes at you fast

The sun never shines in Newcastle

I think it’s so amusing that Daniel Day Lewis is a Millwall fan

Look how happy he is to see his friends 💜💙

Fair play, that absolutely bangs

I see Brooklyn Beckham has addressed the large, indistinct creature in the room

Who was the worst member of Steps?

Hope Conor Gallagher enjoyed his debut today

Farewell Donyell. Though it was brief it was always…

Worst part about that game was the commentators

Anyone with the Criterion Channel let me know if it’s worth it? I’m about to delete Disney+ and Mubi and need to fill the gap with something

Everyone posting their 2025 roundups and brother all I did was survive

You must first be chopped and cooked in order to be served and ate

Do you want to bet against us?

Last publication of 2025

Big Boubs

Everytime I wear a new item of clothing it gets dirty straight away. Debuted a crisp pair of white trainers tonight and within an hour this woman’s dog stepped on one. Should bloody know better by now

John Otto: take ‘em to the Matthews Bridge

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Had to work an event last week where a member of the royal family was in attendance (not him) and couldn’t help but laugh about the security. Back in the day they would’ve been henchmen with swords but now it’s a few blokes with SIA badges

me: lmao a pig who's a pilot
Miyazaki: sending people off to war either kills them or creates a chasm between them and society they can never fully get over
me: lol *oink oink*

It’s fleece szn boys. If you have a fleece recommendation I wanna hear it

Worst day of my life (Farmer J have started putting mushrooms in their Mac & cheese)

You know what, I quite like Glen Powell

Up.The.Villa.

Won a pair of Rockports on eBay but I don’t actually want them. Can’t even remember making the bid

From the Villa to the sea…

Being chronically online, I’ve started to notice this emoji 👍 has become a bit of a dog whistle

I see the Aston Villa charitable three points foundation is back at it tonight

Want to see something spooky for Halloween? Here’s…a hand in a box 🎃

Idea for a show: I travel to Belgium to see if I’m related to Kevin De Bruyne

Most exciting thing about an American Psycho remake is an updated skin care routine

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Go Ahead Eagles be like we hebben een seerius probleem

Is there an app that can analyse handwriting?

The bedwetting from senior politicians trying to get Maccabi Tel Aviv fans into the country, despite there being enough evidence to prove they’re wrong’uns needs to be studied by sociologists

Asking ChatGPT if there’s a way to make pizza soup

Happy birthday to my mother, who isn’t on Bluesky, or any form of social media, so won’t see this

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One day TK Maxx will sell trousers other than skinny fit and it’ll be game over

Woman sitting opposite me on the train here, digging out her eye with her little finger and eating what she finds

Got a poem in Bruiser and they made some sick artwork for it www.bruisermag.com/green_chickens

I can’t say it on *the other site* but Walthamstow’s home and away shirts this season have got to be the world’s biggest downgrade

Witnessed the most “you see that ludicrous display last night” conversation earlier. It was like a men’s mental health advert. Harrowing

Rotten news about D’Angelo. Always loved his cover of Prince’s She’s Always In My Hair from the Scream 2 soundtrack. A contender for one of the top 5 Prince covers, surely! youtu.be/xmwz3ezWg38?...

Wales? Playing Belgium? This, like, never happens