Ronaldo IS NOT representative of all over-40 soccer players. Some of us are still good.

ITV were just playing Tom Petty on theirs World Cup coverage

And despite my ambivalence towards the Knicks winning, I’m very invested in the Spurs fan fighting the whole of New York

Was mildly moving to hear Lee Dixon get animated cheering for Cape Verde earlier. It was like he was falling in love with football again

Actually still a bit sad we sold Malen

If I were Swiss I’d be furious at that equalizer if my quality of life weren’t so high as a result of governmental policies that improve my economic spending power, healthcare, environmental cleanliness, and safety

I have absolutely zero beef with Canada or Canadians, but I want them to get walloped for that “let’s go Canada” chant

Nigel Cabourn, David Hockney and Kenny Jackett all gone within 24 hours. Brutal

One of my more unique pet peeves is when actors keep posting about their work fam after a long running series has ended. Bore off

Okay the Palace x Nike England gear is incredible. I need one of everything

Can’t believe it’s June already. Time really flies when you work every day of your miserable life

I live in a heavy arsenal area and lads, I’m buzzing about that

Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that

Watching this final

Found out this morning that Sharleen from Texas and Thierry Henry are close friends and my head is spinning

Hi, I’m everyone in central London today. It’s my first day walking and I’m certain I’ll get the hang of it one of these days

I love it but my hot take is modern shirts look weird without sponsors

I love Ollie Watkins and I hope he’s still at the club next season

You’re going to stand there and tell me that Palantir isn’t a plant-based probiotic yogurt company?

Tuchel’s really taking this squad to the World Cup?

Oh my god this is chaos. They’re all so wasted

New drinking game. Do a shot every time Mat Kendrick says “kinda” on his podcast

Up the Villa. I love you all

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Waiting for kick off like

I feel sick

I’m trying not to think about it. I know it’s there, but I don’t want to imagine how I’ll feel afterwards because I can’t picture it. Good luck getting any sense out of me until the weekend at least

Villans in London, where are we watching the match on Wednesday?

Up the Euro Villa

We’re here, head on through to the back room when you enter and we’re on your left!

Taylor Harwood-Bellend, amirite?

So we could’ve been using Lindelof in Kamara’s role this whole time, huh?

Won’t sleep for two weeks now

Build the statue. I hope he never leaves

I don’t know if I actually have the stomach to watch tonight

The Boys is just unwatchable now. Really just running out the clock on this last season because I’ve made it this far

Worst day of my life (Tried on a Thom Browne sweater and an Issey Miyaki blazer on in a charity shop and both were slightly too small)

Can’t even be arsed to watch us on Thursday. We’ve got absolutely nothing about us at the moment and I’m not sure I trust these players right now

I just want this season done with now

Remontada

He’s done it again! What a save!

I know my spark has gone because I can’t think of a good Michael Jackson / Burnley joke

Every Adam Sandler movie is an unreasonably beautiful woman doing everything she can to be with him despite him being their weirdest of little guys

Has James Bree been looksmaxxing?

Never do it the easy way do we

I think I’ve found two more telltale ChatGPT words: “Quietly” and “multiple”. Too many posts have these words when they’re telling a story lately. It’s suss

Stupida fucking club

Worst day of my life (Accidentally bought hot honey flavoured Jaffa cakes)