Villans in London, where are we watching the match on Wednesday?

West Ham are cooked

Up the Euro Villa

We’re here, head on through to the back room when you enter and we’re on your left!

Taylor Harwood-Bellend, amirite?

So we could’ve been using Lindelof in Kamara’s role this whole time, huh?

Won’t sleep for two weeks now

Build the statue. I hope he never leaves

I don’t know if I actually have the stomach to watch tonight

The Boys is just unwatchable now. Really just running out the clock on this last season because I’ve made it this far

Worst day of my life (Tried on a Thom Browne sweater and an Issey Miyaki blazer on in a charity shop and both were slightly too small)

Can’t even be arsed to watch us on Thursday. We’ve got absolutely nothing about us at the moment and I’m not sure I trust these players right now

I just want this season done with now

Remontada

He’s done it again! What a save!

I know my spark has gone because I can’t think of a good Michael Jackson / Burnley joke

Every Adam Sandler movie is an unreasonably beautiful woman doing everything she can to be with him despite him being their weirdest of little guys

Has James Bree been looksmaxxing?

Never do it the easy way do we

I think I’ve found two more telltale ChatGPT words: “Quietly” and “multiple”. Too many posts have these words when they’re telling a story lately. It’s suss

Stupida fucking club

Worst day of my life (Accidentally bought hot honey flavoured Jaffa cakes)

Oh my god just blow the whistle now. This game has been like going out for a nice stroll and getting caught without an umbrella when it starts pissing it down

Here’s an idea: nuke estate agents. Six years in my gaff and half my equity will get eaten up by their fees

Drew Uzbekistan in the World Cup sweepstake at work. Going to ask for a refund

The new season of Beef isn’t beefy enough

I really don’t need therapy, I just need five days in Italy

When I was a boy I used to dream of heady European nights in Nottingham

Bologna must be sick of the sight of us

I’ve been doing sit ups for a week now and my tummy hurts

Hope that goal has sorted out Ezri’s head. Tough seeing him get turned inside out like a Mad Magazine fold in

That first A Perfect Circle album really still goes hard

Sometimes in a man’s life he has to decide whether to drop £150 on some Double RL denim because it actually represents a solid investment

Where can a guy go for vintage watches in London. Or knock offs, I don’t really care

Have you ever seen Chappell Roan and Pennywise in the same room?

You can go on any post announcing Chuck Norris’ death and see exactly what the internet was like 15 years ago

Ever since I read this from @steviegreen.bsky.social has made Bologna a city I have to visit someday.

Some magazines come up with the worst poetry themes. What do you meeeean “equivocation” is a prompt, what do you meeeean “Antarctica” is a prompt. Give me something I can use

Paloma Diamond snubbed again. This is bullshit

I’d do anything for this to be real

My dad just ended a phone call by telling me to keep my pecker up 😳

Watching Sinners for the first time. Great so see they finally cast Michael A Jordan in something

Don’t trust anyone who pronounces it you-knee-klow

Honestly, what kind of sicko schedules meetings over lunch

Wow we are fucking terrible