heard it was #fcf

This weather got me in heat 🥵

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hotel showers are great

woke up too early this morning

I’m a bit preoccupied

got a 3 hour drive ahead of me

forgot to post for 2 weeks 😇

flying business class for the first time today, free wine is very fun

lol i am really bad at posting frequently 😭

went to the beach at 6am this morning

christmas dinners are so fun actually

aoty is on the way

speedo check

literally had to call in sick bc i can’t move my legs after the gym 💀

well it is wednesday and i did leg day

gracie abrams is a music terrorist

sweaty

wearing a jock at the gym

okay arcane is the best tv show of all time perhaps and i need to marry jayce

nnnnnn jayce looks so fine in episode 8 😖😖😖

i do not do well working on morning flights omg. i literally got home at 4pm, devoured a kfc box in 5 minutes, and fell asleep for 4 hours

Has anyone seen Gladiator II. Can you see Paul Mescal’s balls? I’m only interested in seeing Paul Mescal’s balls.

the aircon wasn’t working on my aircraft today 😩😩

greeting all my internet boyfriends

i’m gonna be fiji for nye omg i love my job

forgot how the gym makes me feel after 😮‍💨😮‍💨

first time going to gym in 2 months

my dick when i see a man’s butt

hump day but i’m not good at taking ass pics

“Bottoms of Bluesky”, “Tops of Bluesky” ok but what about “Forehead Kissers of Bluesky”??

well yes

oh ice cold dr pepper you have saved me

two days off finally my god. i’m gonna bust the fattest nut

i’m not gonna have time to watch arcane act ii for 4 days and i’m having to dodge spoilers everywhere 💀

ended up flying for 11 hours instead 😴

kind of don’t want to be on a plane for 10 hours today

idk about posting full hog for fcf i have irls on here

ordered a banh mi and coconut water for dinner

do the straights who have joined in the past week know about fcf

I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background

should i make my housemates watch the substance? i need them to see how funny it is when monstro elisasue shakes her head with earrings

reintroduction thread: name: Caleb pronouns: he/him/they location: Australia interests: music, collecting vinyl, watching shows w friends, sometimes gym, finding new tasty treat shops vocation: flight attendant

this is fergus and we met through mutual friends (officially at a club lol) he’s my favourite and makes me laugh every day

accidentally just had a 4 hour nap

i think i’ve got a cold and i blame both my bf and melbourne allergy season

so keen for it to be summer in a few weeks ☀️