Ugh, fine. *updates to windows 11*

I see that the follow spam is still alive and well on Bluesky. Go ahead and follow me, I don't care. But I'm probably not going to follow back.

My daughter just now: Donald Trump is the worst president since Donald Trump

WHY YES WINDOWS RIGHT NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO FUCKING RUN UPDATES AND REBOOT THREE FUCKING TIMES NEVERMIMD THE FILES I HAVE OPEN AND THE FACT THAT I'M ACTIVELY WORKING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

These people in the Trump administration are out of their fucking minds. hud.gov

Today we're studying historical artifacts. guillotine.dk/pages/1792co...

@ubiquiti.bsky.social UNAS devices with sane pricing? What? Synology keep your head on a swivel, you're getting your ass handed to you if they can deliver on features.

Currently on the phone trying to help somebody log into email and I'm not sure this man can read. Sure as fuck can't follow instructions.

I heard the rapture is tomorrow. Don't forget about the American evangelicals, please take them so we can fix this. Don't forget the ones who claim to be Christian but don't follow any of the rules. We don't have any use for them either.

The flu doesn't stand a chance against this much ibuprofen and caffeine

Keep being awesome, @microsoft.com Windows 11 is hot fucking garbage and you should be ashamed.

If you simply can't stand to not watch any Disney content, pirate it. Cancel your subscriptions to Disney+, Fubo, DirecTV, Hulu, Sling, Youtube, ESPN. You know what, cancel all media subscriptions, because fuck them all. They're all the same fascists.

These crazy ass people are going to kill us all, aren't they?

Whenever I start feeling unhappy about Charlie Kirk, I just watch some highlight reels of the horrible things he said throughout his life, and poof that feeling disappears.

A little ditty I wrote

Finding myself wondering, yet again, why I ever talk.

"Now because it's affecting me personally, we need unity, compassion and action. The things that I denied other people because I didn't think the bad things would happen to me." It's time to come to terms with the consequences of your own actions. He said he was going to do these things.

Help me to stop this doom spiral, this shit is far too much for me. They say to only worry about the things you can control, but how do I stop worrying about the world I'll be leaving my children in?

garden helper

That final performance of "Mama I'm Coming Home" hits very, very different now.

Thinking about starting a live streaming business. My only content will be my security camera catching the multiple daily screaming matches in and around the house across the street.

I'm taking a nap because I feel like shit. Now is the time to knock on the door as hard as you can and make the dogs go ballistic.

I needed this today, thank you.

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

abolish ICE and lock these agents in a dungeon.

@politico.com what kind of hack bullshit is this www.politico.com/news/magazin...

life goals

My doctor told me "you can't outrun a cheeseburger." Since he told me that, I've done it several times. Cheeseburgers don't have legs, dummy.

Well, the stock market has un-erased all the erased gains for the second time in a month. Donald Trump set to announce the next set of whoopdie-doos on the roller coaster that is the MAGA economy. You'll never see it coming! Business owners hate stability!

the dead cat is a-bouncin'

Ugh. Wandered into facebook comments section for local stuff. These people -- if they are people -- are so fucking awful. If this is the majority of America, maybe these guys were right after all.

The music in Universe Sandbox is actually pretty amazing.

Bonding with my son as he plays Universe Sandbox, repeatedly blowing up the Earth in creative ways. I get it, kid.

No self respecting thrower of fire jugs would spraypaint "resist" on their target, I call shenanigans.

So... No more Dept of Education, no more student loan payments. #uspol

They call it SNMP because calling it "Colossal And Byzantine Pain In The Ass Network Management Protocol" makes for a much worse acronym.

I work in tech. The amount of racism, bigotry, and ignorance in this world is absolutely fucking unreal. It's really no surprise to anybody in this business that it's the techbros pushing this country toward authoritarianism.

that big bag of Trump "I did that" stickers looking like a solid addition to my stock portfolio today

Find yourself a partner that goes down as often as 365

Shamelessly stolen from @miniminuteman.bsky.social

Microsoft 365 Copilot (formerly Microsoft Copilot (formerly Copilot 365 (formerly Microsoft 365 (formerly Office 365 (formerly Microsoft Office Online (formerly Microsoft Office))))))

The worst thing about me personally is that I play rust and rocket league

Democrats @democrats.org Take the energy you would normally use to fight people like Bernie Sanders and Ralph Nader, and use that to do something -- anything at all -- to fight our descent into autocracy.

Come on hamberders, do your job already.