You know what? Good for her! 😂 #TaylorSwift #TheLifeOfAShowgirl #Wood #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzø #Stolitz #RampantHumanHorniness #HelluvaBossSpoilers #TheLifeOfAShowgirlSpoilers

this is Blitzy2 #Stolitz

Season 1: fun trust exercises Season 2: We're going to kill God

It’s also come to my attention that the first openly transgender member of Parliament in Europe, Vladimir Luxuria, is voicing Sallie May in the Italian dub. And that’s so awesome what the actual fuck 😂 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimi...

I thought about these two pulling a "Let's go find our daughters" and it felt just right 😂 #huskerdust

I just really love that Blitzø can pick up Stolas and Stolas can pick up Blitzø and I love even more than Stolas picking up Blitzø looks like a dad carrying his son to bed and Blitzø picking up Stolas looks like a small man dragging his Great Dane outside

I read this 9 years ago and it's stuck with me ever since. Times have changed some, does it resonate with y'all today? (I wish i knew who wrote it, I just copied and pasted it at the time.)

“Stop making merch, make the SHOW!!” These comments are always hilarious to me because yall do realize it’s a COMPLETELY separate team making both, right? In no way is bandwidth being taken away from making the show to make merchandise. We’re making it because it’s fun to make and fans love it.

evermore deserves more love 🤎 Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

When a turning point USA table gets set up at your school and your friend bullies them into packing up and leaving after not even an hour😭😭

People keep posting that trump died. Please don’t get my hopes up, I’ve been waiting for that headline for years😭

OH MY GOD LUCI LOOKS SO HOT HERE

Why am I on a blocklist for antis??? Is that why I keep seeing moots reply to posts and can’t see the posts???? But I’m not an anti😭😭

THIS. it's why I think people need to use critical thinking and not let youtubers just TELL them what's good or bad. They have financial incentive to find the issues. I don't think my shows are without flaw, but theres a reason theres like 80 videos all saying the exact same shit. it gets views.

Oh no we are gonna crumble😭

Yesterdays panel was always stated to be a SPINDLEHORSE panel! It was in the title and about the crew! ❤️ announcing a new show was a big deal for us and I appreciate everyone who supported us with it. 🥰🙌

📣 We’re cooking up our next Special Guest lineup… Who do YOU want to see at LVL UP EXPO 2026? Let us know! 👀 ⬇️

Make sure to preorder this! Everyone involved is so talented and it’s so worth it!

What happens when a bunch of pals decide to make a zine? Find out 09/08 👀

Long story short, my iPad is on its last days 😭. I appreciate any help and am happy to do commissions in exchange! ko-fi.com/turnthepaige...

If anyone wants to email the Smithsonian and tell them not to cave to the ugly orange Humpty Dumpty, here’s their email address lol. [email protected]

I wish people would stop looking at character development and calling it “character assassination” 😭

If you are one of the thin-skinned Obama stans who are super pissy at me, pls read again. I'm not criticizing Obama, I'm saying that texting me to tell me about HIM -- instead of what YOU are doing RIGHT NOW to fight fascism -- is not an effective fundraising tactic.

I’m losing my shit

morning mood

Brandon deleted the post from insta and fb 👀

Viv confirms that Patrick is a HUGE fan of Hazbin Hotel, so Fall Out Boy fans can stfu now because he isn't being held at gunpoint to play a fruity angel.

Brandon middle name Rogers What the fuck 😭

Why is the outside so good? I haven’t listened to it much before but it just clicked.

We def don’t have to, make it known every time that it isn’t and be loud about it.

I love how people on Twitter are talking about how much Brandon loves angst- my dudes, there is no one in the Hellaverse that loves angst more than Bryce Pinkham, I swear. 😭 If Bryce was a writer for the show we would be going through whomp after whomp after whomp.

A string that pulled me Out of all the wrong arms right into that dive bar Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire Chains around my demons, wool to brave the seasons One single thread of gold tied me to you #huskerdust #hazbinhotel #ayveeart #hazbinhotelhusk #hazbinhotelangel

“Why does Sallie May get so much merch??” BECAUSE FANS WANT IT. Since Hells Belles, Sallie May has been consistently in the top 10 of our highest selling Helluva characters. Merch isn’t made based on screen time, it’s based on demand.why would we make LESS of a character who sells extremely well?

Merch drops really make me aware of my spending problem bc why did I black out and buy the Verosika tour shirt and lanyard 😭

JUST AFTER HE FUCKED STOLAS ALL NIGHT?? HELLO????

WE ARE SO FUCKIMG BAXM

Wait the morning after real fast has blitz with his jacket and no clothes on. New clip from new episode has him shoving his clothes on. Is this right after that?

People died

Alexa play the room where it happened bc IVE GOT TO BE IN THE ROOM WHEN IT HAPPENS

I want this to be the thing everyone who comes at fans for liking a cartoon and not wanting to constantly be dogged by hatred remembers. You guys have officially lost the plot and gone too far. You can’t use the fans as a scapegoat for your own miserable behavior. This should be condemned. Period.

they act like the fans are the ones who can't handle criticism, and yet when someone expresses like for the show, they can't handle it to the point of harassment. that's fucking embarrassing.

I feel like the worst thing for a college student is seeing your semester bill hit your account before your financial aid kicks in. If it kicks in. Please kick in. Please I don’t have 9 grand lying around😭😭

There’s rumors going around that Viv lied about spindle having full creative control over helluva going forward? Girl bff she wouldn’t do that lol. I doubt she would have even considered a deal where they didn’t have full control.

MAGA world in a nutshell

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✨Welcome to Human Stolas Week✨ Sept. 3-9 18+ only🔞 -All prompts must contain Human Stolas in some capacity👍 -No problematic ships (in**st or p*do) -Any type of creation is accepted -Combining prompts from both lists are allowed👍 -Tag the account and/or use #HumanStolasWeek

We already wanted to release in batches instead of episode at a time, so now it's a matter of how big the batch and we lean towards a more traditional season approach due to the story!