Kein Bürokratieabbau, Kein Industriestrompreis, keine Rentenform wird das aufhalten was kommt Die deutsche Industrie verlagert nicht nur Produktion sondern auch Forschung und Entwicklung nach China Weil man in China eben auch billiger und schneller entwickelt

Und dann gleich noch mal put Optionen auf NVIDIA hinterher schieben

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

Tf you mean “I can’t cook”?! Just cobble together rice, diced veggies, a protein source of your choice and generous amount of spices in a baking dish, add 2:1 water to rice amount, sprinkle some olive oil on it and let it cook in the oven for 40 minutes wrapped in tin foil. 10 minute effort

Ich mach seit Wochen ja mehr so in Kochen und so. Weltgeschehen eher so meeeeh.

Erst einmal schön put options auf die größten Indizes einkaufen am Montag. Wir sehen uns dann so Mitte/Ende Februar 😌

Looking at stocks, cryptocurrencies, debt, and bonds and boy oh boy. What a fucking year last week has been 🫠

“Israel exists. Palestine doesn’t. And so I always wonder why nobody asks me why Palestine doesn’t have a right to exist.” - Abdul el-Sayed, candidate for Senate in Michigan.

Jeden halving cycle hab ich die gleichen „Erfolgsstories“ und wilden Fantasien zu Bitcoin um mich herum, in der analogen wie digitalen Welt und jeden halving cycle seit 2016 sind die Leute keinem vernünftigen Argument gefolgt.

So far unemployment was the third best thing happening to me in 2025. Exhibit A and B

Israel is de-facto annexing parts of Syria and I’m super excited about how some people will tell me it’s not while at yhe same time it needs to be done but they are actually not doing it but if they were it would be ok

Not sure who needs to hear this but nick fuentes is human garbage and the Nazis are burning in hell. Also Russia was on the Nazis side until 1941

Think of the AI bubble as a grift where four dudes go into a field and pay one guy 10$ to dig a hole, then pay the second guy 10$ to fill it up, the third guy 10$ for shovel-use fees, and the third guy pays the last dude 10$ for letting him and the others lend said ten bucks to begin with.

I mean, kudos for the ‘20s-themed party. We all know what happened afterwards. Well, those who are historically literate. So maybe not ‘all’.

Die Telekom wird bald ihre „KI-Tochter“ an die Börse bringen, 36 Mrd einnehmen und dann für 680 Mio zurückkaufen Bubbles können sie in Bonn

Trump is gonna try for a third term. Will die before. JD Vance will be divorcing his wife. Erika Kirk will start a relationship with Vance. He will run for president. She will be his First Lady. 2027 will be so much fun!

If you ever feel the need to drink Royal Dutch 20% beers, resist. You’re welcome

Lebanon “Ceasefire” 2.0

The strongest drink here looks like wiper fluid, tastes like lemonade, smells like scented candles, and apparently you’re only allowed to order three per person. Let’s see how this ends

Wenn mein Edelmetalldepot knapp 110% im plus ist nach drei Jahren, ist das sehr schlecht. Für die Weltlage

Tyfys Ich wäre bei diesem Narzissmus gepaart mit seniler Dummheit ausgestiegen

BREAKING: Hamas statement in response to Trump’s plan to end the war in Gaza: We appreciate President Trump’s efforts to bring an end to the war We agree to release all the hostages in order to achieve a permanent ceasefire

“You have to follow orders, you swore an oath!” Lawful orders, yes. Big difference

Trump is planning martial law in real time. Wake up. He's admitting the supervillain plot.

Going, no hyperbole, full fascism.

I’m feeling a bit chipper today. Argentina obviously has huge problems that needed to be fixed but what was especially offensive to me was how every muppet on the planet inferred that their (in many instances, vastly more functional) countries needed the Milei treatment.

This one isn’t quite there but consider it a tribute

Einziger Slur mit richtig hartem „R“, bei dem es keine Bombe gibt, ist „Kurwa“ change my mind

The Years of Lead Paint are going great

Von der Andulisisch-Tscherkessischen Familie auf der Hochzeit nach drei Tagen adoptiert worden. Mehr geht vermutlich nicht

Who would have thought that two open bar events at a wedding and a reception in Seville at 35 degrees are going to lead to a party-riot. 30 French, 60 Spaniards, 25 Ammani friends. Guardia Civil working overtime to contain an drunk Daddy Yankee Twerk posse

Radar-lock the next time. Intercept and destroy the next time afterwards. Strength recognizes strength, unfortunately

Hmmm komisch. Sind bestimmt alles Antisemiten in der Kommission, anders kann ich mir das nicht erklären/s

This has been the case though all of (sedentary) human history. A small minority used the vast majority of resources available. We are a bit more egalitarian in this regard than let’s say any given complex society 300 years ago

Too little, too late. You fucked it up beyond recognition, will be six feet under before the wirst consequences hit, and my generation ans everyone younger will eat shit and dust for centuries to come. Thanks!

Mic drop.

Body not even in the ground before: - Crowder changes his twitter bio to brag about taking over Kirk's "#1 Conservative Daily Show" slot -Shapiro takes over TPUSA to help cover DailyWire's failure -Wife posts bizarre video using his ACTUAL CORPSE(???) to launch her influencer career Yeesh.

So the Kirk shooter is a meme reddit warrior with a hodgepodge of “beliefs”. Generation chronically online has struck back

Expertinnenpost

Sorry to burst some bubbles but those who are bloodthirsty in the comment section are usually the ones absolutely clueless about the violence that’s going around after all this. And usually the one least prepared to deal with any of it

TIL that only a trained sniper can hit a target at 200 yards with a rifle and a scope and what can I say. US Army Sniper Course, here I come I guess?!?

Yada yada yada, Years of Lead yada yada Electric Boogaloo, alle diese Takes gab’s schon vor Jahren auf Twitter

Rheinmetall Aktiensplit, wann?!?

I've synced this video that shows Miguel Duarte, one of the key eyewitnesses looking up as the incendiary material drops from the sky.

There's no difference between these people and those who denied war crimes in Syria and Ukraine. Same tactics, same psychology, same denialism. They'd be tedious is they weren't so grotesque.

So let me get this straight: Iran bombs Qatar and it’s a major escalation, WW3 doom posting and all. Israel bombs a dense civilian neighborhood in Qatar, diplomatic installations and all, and it’s kinda based and normal? Alright alright alright…