my manager just said he’s keeping the door propped open during business hours and there’s a snow storm today.

this BTS pic of Michael B. Jordan in SINNERS and the chokehold it has on me. in this essay i will—💦

does anyone recognize this strange formula written by the neighborhood children above my front door? have i been hexed? or is this to bless me every time i cross the threshold?

cannot believe my rideshare driver’s navigation system reads him the directions at 2x speed. it’s like we got Alvin in the speakers telling us how to get me to work safely and in one piece.

Bring Her Back (2025)

lowering myself into the soup. nobody bother me pls.

what a year to be alive (i really gotta get stuff to hang on this wall lol)

new wallpaper reveal. ringing in the new year with my favorite boys.

survived Boxing Day weekend at work and didn’t bite a single customer 😇

Mele Kalikimaka from my ‘ohana to yours 🎄🥂✨

now WHO was gonna tell me there’s dairy in the white chocolate mocha sauce? i’m really about to be a farty marty at the christmas party 🎄💨😩

Christmas can be a tough time for some so if you associate the holidays with hardship, i’m here to tell you i appreciate ✨YOU✨ and all of the efforts you made this year. manifesting that there will be no coal found in your stocking and that your eggnog is the perfect ratio. happy christmas y’all! 🎄🥂

as a cat owner, one of my least favorite things is having to leave my baby behind while i go visit family. and either i’m hallucinating or this house is haunted, because i feel like i just heard her meowing outside my door…

my mental illness will not get me down today. not when retail therapy is a viable option.

All 6 seasons of Teen Wolf are on Netflix again so it’s time to tune in for the plot:

now that it’s officially December it’s his season again 🦇🥀💀 #YASSferatu

my curls sure are curling today 🌀

doing my best and hanging in there today

i love my cat (dearly) but when she makes me her bed while i’m on my bed then i got an issue like ma’am there are several feet of unused bed we can’t use now that your ass is on top of me and now i’m clinging to the edge

just finished editing my first ever PR unboxing video and divas we might be so back

good morning in the morning! today my uber driver is listening to a VERY choppy edition of that girl on fire song by Alicia Keys and even my noise cancelling headphones cannot help me.

happy halloween 🎃🕸️🦇

my uber driver is picking me up in a t*sla 🤢 i’m gonna fart so many times in this man’s car

why would she say it like that 😭

transfer bus was late (typical) on my way to work (officially) everything is okay with the world (again)

was just reminded of this photo on my phone. a couple years back oomf edited my big fat juicy badonk into a creepy little pumpkin patch and now you all have to see it too. 🎃💀🖤

my face after recording, editing, writing up copy, and scheduling a video i made

will probably dream of cheeseburgers tonight. the body yearns for it.

today my uber driver greeted me and it sounded like “good morbing” and it feels like he wants me to get my morbius on 😭

felt cute in a god honoring way today

Emerging from my depressive 2 month hiatus with the cobwebs still on my shoulders. This video I’m working on is about to be crunchy as all get out, but I truly don’t even care cuz I just needed to start recording again. 😅

secured the bag. who wants some? 

was reminded this image existed on my phone

there are two options for me to make on my day off today. 1) get out of bed and watch horror movie, or 2) stay in bed and watch horror movie. 🤔

got a little st*ney bal*ney and tried my hand at making the yangmeori head wrap from the bath house scene K-Pop Demon Hunters i think i look pretty cute. what do you think? 🤣

for strictly scientific purposes, what kind of video content do you want to see from me? 👀 (asking for a friend who is obviously me)

“I only watch horror movies in October”

some of these “found footage” movies lately really make me think y’all really gotta stop finding em cuz uhh wtf was this? 👀

hate the world today (had to wear sunblock)

omw to Spirit Halloween (again)

before it’s too late…happy chainsaw day to all who celebrate!

seeing WEAPONS a second time (for science)

The legendary Fantastic Fest returns to Austin this September, with a stacked 20th anniversary lineup that includes BLACK PHONE 2, THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2, V/H/S/HALLOWEEN, SHELBY OAKS and so much more.

Did you know Fango has a mascot? It’s Pepe! Pepe lives with Fango’s creative director @jasonkauz.bsky.social and he’s had a rough patch lately.

Despite being a critically heralded hit, BARBARIAN still isn’t available on 4K, Blu-ray or DVD. Director Zach Cregger would like to change that.

being a skinny legend is so difficult. lunch today was a slice of pepperoni pizza and a diet coke.

when trade comes over and says an off-color joke but I’m here to get it rearranged so i giggle just to speed along the process

how it feels to read smut before boarding the plane home

just found $21 in my bag on my way to the vampire rave for my birthday i hope someone bites me there 😍

happy birthday to this little heathen (me)