Just finished Eddington and I want to smack the taste out of the mouths of all of the filbros who were like "the real villain was Capitalism," like there wasn't a whole murderous white man trying to frame a Black man and ended up getting far too many people killed because of his feefees.

The way I just came back from early dinner and immediately showered and put on pjs. It’s 6:40pm.

Me, to Q: I love Greek mythology. Let me help with your project! Also Me, to Q: Goddess of chastity and virginity? You know all of that's fake, right?

It’s white. Who’s shocked? 🤦🏾‍♀️

Unfortunately, I have. It keeps me up at night, especially lately.

NEW: A federal judge has once again blocked the Trump admin from enforcing a budget law provision "defunding" Planned Parenthood—this time in response to suit from 22 states and Washington DC. HOWEVER judge pauses injunction for 7 days to allow HHS to appeal storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I was just remembering how the AZ SOS—a Dem—had bomb sniffing dogs at our signature drop for Prop 139. Guess he needed protection from our little grandma volunteers. It was a time.

You know what’s funny? In the past few weeks, I’ve spent so much time with loved ones and I haven’t bothered to take any pictures. I don’t regret it. Social media makes you feel like you have to capture every moment. But for who, exactly? Not me. I was there. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Who’s gonna tell him about this and Santa?

10 snowy horror movies I LOVE inspired by this winter storm: - Scare Me (dir. Josh Ruben) - The Thing (dir. John Carpenter) - Werewolves Within - The Changeling - 30 Days of Night - The Lodge - Misery - Storm of the Century (technically a miniseries) - The Good Son - Trollhunter

Amazon Prime TV has turned into Tubi, so why bother paying?

Now that Turkey Day is over, it’s time to start watching Christmas movies. I have many faves, but Treevenge tops the list. 16 minutes of insanity. Enjoy! youtu.be/jAinT-kieFI?...

My very first claim to fame was being in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade when I was in the 7th grade. We rehearsed all day. We stalked NKOTB in our hotel at night. We froze our toes off lining up at 4am. A time was had. Ok? youtu.be/VEJOtHfN5UY?...

Is there a better Thanksgiving portrait?

Some Flaming Hot Cheetos seasoning on this popcorn would go so hard right now. Where they do that at?

Krampus is one of my comfort movies. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Immigrants commit “crimes” at a far lower rate than that of citizens. Crime is not a feature of immigration. I wish Dems would just say that and keep it moving instead of this “tough on the border” nonsense they keep feeding us.

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

Guys! I might be able to wear a sweater ALL DAY! A thick one, even. I can’t believe it’s finally happening!

My friends make me do things. Here’s a thing for Saturday. It’ll be fun!

Pssssst! All that finger wagging about “political violence” and violent rhetoric was a bunch of nonsense, BTW.

Sometimes, I wonder why this man has put up with me for 15 years. Then I remember he’s my kind of weird.

Anytime an Internet stranger attempts (and fails) to argue with me about politics, the Universe reminds me that I’m badass. Today, the AG thanked me for defending her campaign on a Sunday show and one of the Governor’s attorneys told a group that I’m “famous.” And all I did was walk into a room. 😉

I’m always down to clown with @sharai.bsky.social on @nightmarefierce.bsky.social! This time, we’re talking HIM.

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Sure they do. 🤡🤡

Well, since we’re playing this game, are you new? I believe this way because of the actual work I’ve done both inside and outside of the Party. But go ahead chasing waterfalls, I guess.

If there’s room for MTG, then there is no longer room for me or members of any other group she’s targeted, harassed, and defamed in her relatively short political career. Dems are really addicted to losing. Must be a humiliation kink.

Get ready to listen to us laugh a lot.

If you believe his supporters will jump ship after seeing the files, you may want to adjust your expectations. For his most ardent fans, the cruelty is a feature, not a bug. Those Q standards only apply to everyone else. Otherwise, they’d have weeded out the sex pests in their own ranks long ago.

Got to send my friend Adelita a “congratulations, finally” text. Highlight of my week.

My repro origin story starts with my pre-ACA insurance plan not covering my pregnancy. My husband and I had a courthouse wedding one month before our planned wedding so that I could be covered by his plan and receive prenatal care. I miscarried 1 month later, just after our honeymoon.

this is literally never not accurate

I retreat into movies mainly because being a human is otherwise embarrassing.

Last night is THE example of why “vOtE bLuE nO mAtTeR wHo” never was and never will be a good strategy. It’s why we’re here now. And before some weak ass liberal jumps in to fight, don’t. It clearly isn’t up for debate at this point.

Sitting here watching another trailer for a movie with that Sweeney person that’s also going to flop. Make her disappear already!

I truly know some of the best people! Right now, we have to depend on each other and Tracey Baker is demonstrating how she cares for her community. She shouldn’t have to do this, but I know those who need help are glad she is. www.fox10phoenix.com/news/porch-p...

I went to the grocery the other day and almost walked out when I say that basic ass ground beef was $9/lb.

Who is still watching these Avatar movies and why is the trailer assaulting me right now? Ugh!

Guillermo del Toro’s last excellent film was Pacific Rim (2013). It’s been mid ever since. And you won’t ever convince me to like that fish movie. Fight your mommas!

10 minutes into Frankenstein and cuts a good action movie, so far.

Sorry, Baby is so good and nobody talks about it. Go watch it. Now! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Definitely not a new person. She’s still vile, but she’s telegraphing that she’s listening to people. It’s a comms strategy and, sadly, it’s likely going to work.

When your homie is a Big Law partner, knows you always need ethics CLE credits, AND shares your love of horror, she sends you what might be the best CLE ever!

Hey! Now that that’s over, can we stop treating politicians like celebrities?

Tonight was a resounding victory for Dems. Celebrate!Then learn the lessons that will carry over on 26 and 28. 🤞🏾

I’m a sleepy bitch, which means it’s taken me 3 whole nights to finish Hedda. When did I become so tragic?

I voted by mail weeks ago, but if you haven’t, polls are open until 7pm. Maricopa County, VOTE YES on 409. Chandler, VOTE YES on 410. Everyone, VOTE YES on public school bonds. And a solid HELL NO on “public safety” bonds as they already get an outsized amount of annual budgets. ✌🏾

So long as Democratic misleaders are committed to “civility” over truth-telling, they will continue to embarrass the rest of us. Maybe focus on those dwindling registration numbers instead of falling all over yourselves to poorly eulogize a war criminal and the architect of our demise.

Dick Cheney died? Satan must need a new second in command?