Rapidly entering the scotch + Ambien CR phase of invincibility. While it leads to some odd but banger skeets, I’ve also woken up with a melted pint of ice cream all over my chest and couch. 50/50 odds at this point. Time to spark one up.

Last night I had an awesome Lyft ride (I’m a driver) from north Dallas to the mid-cities. Super chill couple, politically aligned (always let customer bring it up). Get to Bedford and guy says he never had a better ride. Fare: $68. Says he’s “not sure the app tips get to you.” Hand me cash: $2

We’ll all just pretend that’s NOT how we’d prefer to deal with anti-vax, MAGA voting, Tesla driving citizens. Why winning matters.

Hands on a Hard Gary

I want to print this out and hand it to my dumbass apartment security goon who thinks he’s half robocop half magnum p.i. (He’s what you imagine). “This applies to YOU too!”

If they limited the description to “Canadian actor” I’d just assume he was in Trailer Park Boys or You Can’t Do That on Television.

Jesus Christ

I’ve never been to a bigger dump than Clemson. And I’ve been to Shreveport.

Boomer lib takes are 1000% worse than moderate lib takes. Zero awareness of anything beyond their own nose. Embarrassing.

Charlamagne calling Hakeem Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur” may be the most on point thing I’ve seen all year.

A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."

Cracker Barrel is what you get when you take Southern cuisine and remove Black people.

I’m I remember The Ticket broadcasting from the rooftop of Stan’s Blue Note on St Patrick’s Day (which was a blast if you were there) old.

Can’t wait for my facial reconstruction after taking ambien in this hotel room with a GIANT METAL BEAM 2 feet off the bed and directly on the path to the loo.

Am I the only one who remembers that most of these Lincoln Project guys worked to get Bush, McCain and Romney elected and would be *happily* dancing on our corpses if they succeeded in their final 2 attempts? Congrats, you don’t like Trump. That doesn’t make you one of us. True scum.

Hulk Hogan was a…contentious guy, and I won’t comment on his later years. I will remember him for who he was to me when I was a child. You know, the hero of every awful sweaty smelly little boy who ever put me in a headlock.

The absolute stupidity of Dem “communications professionals” is something to behold.

Watching ICE target marijuana farms while chewing ice at Target on farm-grown marijuana.

Joe T Garcias >>>>> “Dickies” Arena

Couple this with nugz that look like blue cheese and you’ve got a goddamn goldmine on your hands.

Suffering from the meat sweats in a big way

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This is awesome

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I’m happy to announce I basically just got a raise! www.npr.org/2025/07/01/n...

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Neighbors invited me to a “patriotic 4th of July party” and now I’m excited to attend in my red white and blue gear. And tell all of them why this bill and country are fucked until we stop this madness. Can’t wait.

I heard from a friend in Pacific Palisades that nothing has been rebuilt. Also heard many long-serving Democrat leaders in Cali are scared of Zohran’s surge in NY and what it means for the party. Uh….

Smoking a chicken on the Egg and every fly north of Waco has decided to visit. That’s where the salt gun comes into play. 10/10

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I don’t think that’s actually Portnoy. Just some guy who looks like him. I’ll be happy if wrong but if not sorry to ruin your Sunday.

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I’m finally doing it. Gonna read Confederacy of Dunces. Have heard great things but it’s been sitting unread on my shelf for way too long.

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“I mean sure—Western interventionism in Iran in the 1950s, or Vietnam in the 1960s, or Iran again in the 1970s, or Iran again in the 1980s but this time with drug cartels, or Iraq and Bosnia in the 1990s, or Iraq and Afghanistan in the 2000s…

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Republicans are evil and the DNC is stupid. God forbid we have new blood promoting young talent over the ancient incumbents. SMH

Me when I pour my bowl of salsa into my bowl of queso.

telling people to follow your new alt

Can we please just be done with this shit?

I left Twitter to come here and read posts about what’s happening on Twitter, huh?

In 2015 and 2024, our candidates were NOT chosen by the Democrat electorate. It was “super delegates” who chose HRC and “an annointment” of VP Harris. While both candidates were supremely qualified over Trump, I find it ironic that we label our protests as “No Kings” given these undeniable facts.

“Shop sexual sofas at Ashley Furniture” 🤔 Oh….he said “sectional.”