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Back on my bullshit

This Airplane wifi sucks butt. Guess I'll just watch the Josh Naylor bases-clraring double 400 times on repeat.

Can an Etsy witch stop my dog from having diarrhea?

He's for sure furious that he's the 4th tallest dude even though he's standing on his toes in lifts

Me liking every Cal related post

Safe to assume the National Guard is on the way to Utah then?

Ts and Ps

I'm sure it's fine

Is checking draft rankings to look for a QB prospect after week 1 a good thing? Asking for the Seahawks

Watching Andy Reid try to understand Kamasi Washington is all I needed to see

Elite dining experience

After reading about this Ethan Pritchard shooting I remain convinced that America's wang is the only place that needs a National Guard presence

I would really like for the extra money I'm paying for Peacock to include all the games my team plays instead of excluding the important ones.

Hear me out

Me at WaMu Theater trying to hear Khruangbin

Why do I even like the Mariners?

Quote post your sunset pics. My rooftop

West Coast Premier League weekends are no joke. EST spoiled me

Hard to heal from back on your heels

Hahaha Cuomo sucks

Twas lit

Here for the thing

Beat @sickoscommittee.org to it

Cal Raleigh. Baseball guy

The megaphone Jesus guy is the only guy people should be throwing sex toys at

Some people will tell you it's too early to start the "Re-sign Josh Naylor" campaign. Don't listen to those people. Those people are idiots. Re-sign Josh Naylor

Well this umpire is quite terrible

1) shooting happens with a literal cop as mayor 2) hack NYT writer manages to make it about a candidate who had nothing to do with current public safety

Arsenal 1-1 Arsenal in the euros final.

Enigmatic socialism

Lol Julio hates the Angels

Update: we journey deeper into the abyss

Oh you're not a total degenerate with nothing to lose? I can't relate

Morgan Wallen f*cking sucks. End of skeet.

Hulk Hogan died to distract people from that South Park episode for his aspiring dictator friend? That's true friendship

My dream scenario is a recruit committing to Wyoming by saying "ever since I was a kid, I dreamed of being a Wyoming Cowboy and pulling on the ol' pee and poops"

Chloe Kelly cold af

Happy Clipse Day to those who celebrate

Norgaard talking about the Champions league and how he thought maybe the time had passed for him in his career to experience it was really touching to me. I'm really pleased for him and he seems a lovely guy. Let's hope he's useful cover on the park as well.

Hahaha fuck Andrew Cuomo

This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.

This makes me miss NYC so f*cking hard

This whole "country starting with I-R-A has WMDs" thing feels very familiar...

Because I'm desperately seeking external validation rn, pick your favorite from this week's rotation #sneakerhead #wdywt

Wamp Wamp(What It Do) is an elite fucking banger, not that anyone asked

Me: I've been feeling a bit overwhelmed lately, I hope this week at work is pretty straightforward. The week at work:

Things I like: 1) my dog 2) shoes by Salehe Bembury