80 points on 80 shots

"Arm Talent"

King Kenny

I'm starting to feel like we might win

Lianne Sanderson has to be the worst colour commentator I've heard in years. Recycled attempts at hot takes while ignoring facts. Also been a while since I've heard on-air talent say "like" so many times

"Sports Media," in a traditional sense, no longer exists. Everything is a front for betting. Some thinly veiled, others more blatant

Inauguration Bernie is back baby

This Seahawks team if they stopped shooting themselves in the dick on offense

This is nonsense. That second category of voter doesn't exist. There could be piston operated sex toy whose only policy position is "I want to sodomize you" and Texans would vote for it if it had a little (R) next to it's name.

sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world

All hail the turnover rabbit

Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins, two guys who said they would rather die than get the COVID vaccine, are the two most prominent NFL players to blow their Achilles over the past five years. Back to the drawing board!

If Dave Portnoy can publicly suggest the murder of someone then I should be able to publicly advocate that he k*ll himself

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

There are already stats circulating that show Kimmich is an idiot here, but I'll just add that their goal was a 3 pass move from a long ball over the top from Kimmich himself. Salty bitch.

Mission accomplished btw

Insert literally any person on the list, even if I've vocally supported them before. I'd rather be wrong about someone and embarrassed, than continue to enable and cover for pedophilia.

I think the thing that infuriates me most about Trump and those around him is that they clearly haven't even met the baseline for engaging in politics in this country(having seen Schoolhouse Rock)

I still can't understand the politicking and lies around this shit. Bitch, we live here. We know it's not getting cheaper.

One of my favorite things about JJ McCarthy is one week he'll have a nice lil game and some story will come out about how he thinks he's a God-King or something. Then he'll go out the next week and stink up the joint so bad that his team pretends he's injured

This chick is rightfully getting cooked for this. Terrible "journalism"

Ah yes. An Arsenal match today in the Nobody Cares About Cup

Had a day

You know. Bucket list items

In London for the Arsenal innit

All these people acting like the baseball season is still going. The Mariners were eliminated last week. Baseball comes back in the spring

The depths of misery

A ballad arrangement to the TV jingle for the game Crossfire

Congress does give off "Insurance Salespeople at a conference away from their spouses" vibes pretty hard tbh

Up to 100mg of CBD before noon. Must be a Mariners playoff game today

I'm going to lose my gd mind

Kirbot forever.

Don Lemon interviews a Chicago native who is not pleased with the federal takeover.

O'Doyle Rules

Iykyk

Back on my bullshit

This Airplane wifi sucks butt. Guess I'll just watch the Josh Naylor bases-clraring double 400 times on repeat.

Can an Etsy witch stop my dog from having diarrhea?

He's for sure furious that he's the 4th tallest dude even though he's standing on his toes in lifts

Me liking every Cal related post

Safe to assume the National Guard is on the way to Utah then?

Ts and Ps

I'm sure it's fine

Is checking draft rankings to look for a QB prospect after week 1 a good thing? Asking for the Seahawks

Watching Andy Reid try to understand Kamasi Washington is all I needed to see

Elite dining experience