Got a Golurk from the recruitment thing in Champions, I cannot believe I didn’t think of this encounter earlier

Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off

I’ve actually never been happier

Happy weekend friends and homies and everyone in between Partner and I are on our way down to her family’s place to do some family pics this weekend, and we had to bring our eldest son(cat) bc he has no teeth and needs wet food, and our daughters are greedy lil bastards Anyways, lil man is unhappy

It's rare to see a musician take an all quantity no quality approach, but Drake's always been innovative at sucking.

Some day I wish I didn’t have a family :/ I’m sick of being here

It’s me!! I’m her love!🥰🥰

Trump’s approval rating is 32%. Still way too high. Why are so many Americans still okay with having their money stolen a billion different ways so an 80-year-old pedophile can put it into his secret bank account in Qatar? Are they stupid?

This reminds me of the time I opened a pack and got RR Gigalith. My exact face was 😐 Trading this for FA Gigalith EX, if anyone is interested. #pokemon #pokemontcgpocket

My stupid bitch ass ex ran into me and my partner having lunch with my grandparents and decided to hug my grandma while sizing up my partner And I’m the bad guy for getting assertive/aggressive

Personally, I haven’t seen much opposition in Congress to authoritarianism. By either party. At the state level either. The most powerful resource in this country is the people. None of those we elected are using our power. None are calling on their constituency. It says a whole lot. We are FUKKKED.

You couldn’t pay me enough to drive a Cybertruck.

MacKenzie Scott Was A Success While Married To Bozos. Her Debut Novel Won The American Book Award in 2006,And Her 2nd Novel Followed in 2013.She Stepped Away From Amazon, to Raise 4 Children. In 2019, Bozos Announced They Were Divorcing. She's A Great American........

This is Jodie. She was found as a stray at only 9 weeks old with diarrhea and a loss of appetite. Her symptoms are consistent with parvovirus, a life-threatening disease that requires emergency hospitalization. She now needs supportive care to survive. Help her below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/jodie-bsd

Name another couple that can have and follow 4-6 different individual convos at a time with the same person. I’ll wait

Play on easy. Play on hard. Play cozy games. Play brutal games. Play one game all year if that’s what makes you happy. Video games are not a purity test. If they bring you joy, comfort, laughter, escape, or peace… you’re playing them right.

I hate doing this, but my funds are real low, and Ik it’s my fault, and Ik no one owes me anything; But if you wanna help out me and my partner, anything is helpful rn, our cabinet is damn near empty, and I don’t have family who will help and her family tries but can only do so much …

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE @unfilteredshen.bsky.social i truly don’t know where id be without you! you are the kindest sweetest soul ive ever had the pleasure of meeting by random chance and you’re MINE😫🩷 i can’t thank the universe enough for your existence 🥹🩷

Important to remember about Star Wars: The Rebellion were the criminals in society, the good guys fighting for what was right, for freedom from oppression. The Empire were the "law abiding" citizens and the law enforcement, the bad guys oppressing it's people under draconian law. Be a Rebel.

I legit wanna start a fight with my family so bad My lil brother is in college, so he gets a pass, but my older brother is 28 living in my parents basement bc he fucked up multiple living arrangements and an engagement and his credit I’m out on my own with my partner and somehow I’m the loser

Dad voted for trump, I wanna text him and be a complete dick ab gas prices

Life is beginning to be too much. I’m tired. I’m stressed. I’m broke. And my only real support system is around 3 hours away bc my own fucking parents can’t be fucking bothered bc their heads are so far up their own asses I’m so fucking tired of all of this shit I work in a fuck ass factory

Just found out the H&R Block that I used to “file” my taxes still hasn’t sent them bc the lady that “prepared” them “sent me a text” over 2 weeks ago and was waiting for me to come in and pay TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS to get my return Don’t use H&R Block ever, they fucking suck P.s. I never got a text

$5 a gallon where I’m at. Normally $40 can get me a full tank, or damn near it, today I only get half a tank and I might not have enough to fill up before payday next week This country sucks and I’m sick of it All bc the giant turd in office decided to be a fucking loser

Fuck TCG and FUCK RNG, eat shit, die

So Pocket TCG did this thing where they go “hey, for 12 hourglasses, win 5 battles in a row” And normally, that’s fine. I could prolly do that But then you get 2/3/4 in a row and TCG likes to do that thing where they ultimately dick you over to make you start over All that anger is not worth it

Man, I really do love Pokémon champions It reignited the want to play competitive Pokémon My deal with it tho this time around i I don’t give a FUCK ab meta ngl, I’m gonna play what I wanna play, and if I plateau? So be it Anyways, if any (new) friends out there wanna play together, hmu :)

Read it and weep bitches(Respectfully) This set has been very kind, now I just need the Lucario immersive Have gotten 3 shinies, this immersive, and several full art cards so far, and I’m gonna be able to pull at least one more ten pack soon too

Oldest cat lost his last tooth the other day, so now we can only feed him wet food Partner’s mom bought us wet food bc we are in a lil bit of a struggle atm Bro doesn’t like Pate, apparently, so we bought him the strips in gravy and now he won’t stop eating. He’s a fucking brat

I understand protect-switching is a thing you can do in doubles battles, but personally? I think you’re a fucking coward if you do. It’s fucking stupid And yes, Ik the game allows it, the game says it’s a mechanic that you can use, but you just look like a fucken pussy Switching out is one thing…

Let’s all go get orbee shooters and shoot every single cybertruck we see together

Kirby Movie. Danny DeVito as King DeDeDe. Trailer next week. Hold on to your ass.

if you were at the airport, you couldn't get through security if you were carrying one weapon, never mind a long gun, pistol and multiple knives. If it were not staged, it's two attempted attacks that the Secret Service weren't prepared for.

So I have to scan my purse, put all my metal in a tray just to get into the local courthouse. I have to take off shoes and get scanned/patted to get on an airplane. But they were just waving everyone thru the WHCD, no detectors no nothing. How utterly unusual..........

So let me get this right. Trump skips the correspondence dinner all 4 years of his first term and 1 year of his second. His approval ratings drop to new lows. And he decides to go this time, where somehow an active shooter got close enough to cause a scene... again But trump is fine... again...

How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

My favorite part is that no one fucken cares lmaooooooo

I would like to tear my coworkers heads off, but I need this job

I would like for one day to have 0 issues, I don’t understand why it’s so fucking hard

I need tips and fun lil team comps for doubles in Pokémon Champions I’m so far out of the loop on competitive Pokémon shit, but Champions has me wanting to get back into it #Pokémon #Pokémon_Champions #PC

Has anyone else ever been scared that (as an adult) their parents find out they smoke weed? Or am I living a unique experience (Ik I’m not, I just lowkey need reassurance that it’ll be aight)

Tuesday

Andy Dwyer was Chris Pratt’s best role in his entire career, no one was better made for Andy Dwyer except him, and he’s gone downhill since

Perfect first 4/20 with my partner We went down to her parents for Sun/Mon(i took the day off) We had sooooooo much weed, everyone was vibing Cam home down with a *slight* detour that cost us an hour and a half(maybe more) Anyways, we’re home now posted up in bed, high again snuggling

I. HATE. TRAINS.

This wonderful horse who nobody wanted is beloved by the barnyard cats, especially Snoopy. Sig is surrounded by his mini cat herd and his lonely days are over.🩷 #Caturday 🐾

I really hate rng, but it’s basically all games are nowadays, so I’m stuck playing it and hoping I “high-roll” lmfao Anyways, have a good weekend