My 2 yr old nibling thinks candycanes are called 'canes' as in 'thats candy's cane' because my name is candy and we dont use that word in nz for sweet things! He thinks theyre all my canes! Adorable!

People really just dont read articles do they, like at all. My council is redoing a whole bunch of streets and everyone in the comments are screaming about the waste of money. Meanwhile the wastewater pipes under the streets are over 90 years old and made of clay and are BREAKING.

heads up that amazon is paying drivers $5 for every time you click the thank your driver button thing on your orders started dec 3!!! please do it and to those of you who leave snacks for drivers on the porch I LOVE YOU 💞

“K-pop’s underdog era fades as wealthy trainees rise. Gone are BTS-like struggles of sharing a bathroom. BTS’s “No More Dream” urged youth to reject societal expectations, while today’s system emphasises innate superiority.” www.koreatimes.co.kr/entertainmen... #Kpop #BTS #방탄소년단 #DS_BTS #musicsky

Guys i think im a fucking witch. I put an emergency period pack in my handbag this morning because my kid is 12.5 and i dont know. I just had the thought. WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE OUT. IM A FUCKING WITCH.

I am making a jeopardy style quiz for my teens 16th birthday. If you have any cool lore, facts or trivia i can use on the following subjects, please tell me your cool niche facts!! Back rooms Magnus archives Jujitsu kaisen Brian david gilbert Scp foundation Minecraft 21 pilots

E-sim dears

I just had to make a gif of Jungkook basically putting his finger in his mouth... for... reasons 🫣

Hey if you ever get a hysterectomy dont do any pelvic floor exercises by accident, less than a week after the operation. Holy shit.

The surgeon gave me some cool pictures of my insides so i could see what was going on, but i have no idea what anything is so it just looks like weird guts and stuff, i dont know what is supposed to be there and what isnt

You know when you imagine yourself going through a medical thing and then the doctors are like wow how did you get through this for so long? How are you okay? And youre like *tears in eyes*, yeah these private hospital doctors aint never seen my levels of scar tissue, hoooo boy

Good news, i got through it!

Tw// health and medical issues Five hours until my hysterectomy!!! Exciting! Scary!

Btw for that cover question that was going around, i think taehyung and jimin should sing hoziers 'in a week', go listen to it and tell me im wrong

I really really hope i like the next bts album

One week into my mum staying here 6 months, i am so cooked

My mum just tried to tell me this story about this terrible toddler who once tried to get to her nervous dog who doesnt like kids while it hid under the table, but do you know where she had taken this dog? To go sit outside a convenience store. Yes, bad child but also TERRIBLE dog owner actually imo

This absolutely deranged heading from a local news source - 'rough sleepers' ?

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Every time my sister recs me a book, i dtruggle not to dnf it by the second chapter. Why does everything she read have such fucking annoying men?! What is with this romantasy shit?! Surely there are good ones around, idk

jk i can't watch you right now i'm making a rollercoaster in a secret christmas land for my kids on minecraft

Reminiscin’ this’n that and havin’ such a good time. Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally golly what a day.

My mum is coming to stay for like 6 months, so the bts bodypillow has had to move from the spare room... welcome to the big league, boys

if i ever see this song live you will have to strap me to my seat

Hopekook full Supertuna!

I love to see stuff like this because it helps explain to people trapped in tech-sponsored information bubbles the actually obvious fact that universities teach people to know & think things, and AI is a way to produce the effect of knowing & thinking things w/o actually knowing & thinking them.

That last piece of pork belly ssam i couldnt finish last night? Yeah i want it now. Im full of regret, what was i thinking, leaving it behind?

Camera traps at new heights. 📸 In Arunachal Pradesh, at 4,200m above sea level, WWF India have documented some incredible species living at this altitude, including 6 wild cat species! Part of our ongoing work to support snow leopards and their prey, with thanks to #DarwinInitiative.

I am experiencing a very steange phenomenon where the fic i rewrote keeps losing 5k, and then i edit it and add it and confirm its there, but then no, i get a comment saying its not there, and its NOT THERE, BUT IT WAS THERE, BUT NOW ITS NOT THERE

my man being the pillar the blueprint and the main attraction as per usual ☝🏼🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

If you haven't read it before, I've just updated my hopekook tattoo artist fic Pretty In Ink with 20k extra words. Please enjoy what I hope is a story that flows a bit better than four years ago! :) archiveofourown.org/works/291209...

I do not want to be patient, i want a high def close up of the new shoulder tattoos NOW. I was fine when i had seen nothing, but now i have been tempted, i want to go delulu over how it reminds me of the wings intros

I kept seeing peopme joking about noone knowing todays bts heardle, so i went and looked. Its one of my favourite songs. ☠☠☠

Ya know whats absolutely crazy to think about every time i notice it? I pay 1200 a fortnight off my mortgage, and i get charged 900 a fortnight in interest. Yeah. Just. Yeah.

I should be very pleased to have people over and have my partner surprise me with a day off, but i did in fact have a schedule set up for today... its fine its fine

// nsfw Based on a recent convo. 🤭💕

We are going to try going gluten free for my partners immune rash problems and i just... i am sooo willing, you know? I just... this is going to require so much more brain power. Gluten and dairy free and gout friendly? Big protein and calcium boosts needed for the kids? Every meal is science.

This is your october warning to order your international xmas presents NOW, and donate your big bag of donation items to the thrift stores NOW

I'm going to go over it one last time, but I've been doing a full breakdown and edit of Pretty In Ink, and it is now 41k instead of 21k. Please anticipate a re-read or a brand new read in the near future! (Hopekook tattoo artist au)

ever since i sent greenpeace an email to stop calling my minor for money (they were very polite, don't worry) i have been inundated by their ads for calls to action and it is very funny to me

I didnt realise rose tteokbokki was just cheese flavoured i have made a mistake

My brother in law booked a comedy show for their wedding anniversary, insisting hed checked with me and id babysit. Chat he didnt check with me. The show is on MY wedding anniversary. (Yes my sisters anniversary is a week after mine)

Damn, sitting at a coffee shop performing being productive really fucking works for me. I get so much writing outlining done simply because i feel like a dickhead sitting here with a note book open and not writing anything

I dont have enough eggs to make a cake for jimins bday :( (no i also dont have enough banana)

Ive never made a sponge cake before. Should i... try? Is it deceptively hard? Deceptively easy?

our original discord event returns today! The Fic That Haunts You is a 3-month event challenging us to make progress on fics we think about a lot but never work on. we'll attempt to get past this by identifying what's getting in our way & making plans to get past it. tinyurl.com/tfthy2025

I was told to buy clothing a size up for post surgery (will be bloated for the next 3-4 weeks afterwards) and it turns out maybe im just a size bigger than i thought i was, lol. But hey, my new pjs are soooo cozy omg

We went hiking on an old abandoned motorway and we saw a sign left for you

Guys if everything goes well i might be guest-free this time tomorrow. I can exist again! The light is shining through!!!