I did a thing for my smol child. Took me longer than I’m willing to admit to put together but Ziti loves it.

Merry Xmas to me! Omfg I’m so excited!

Got my Polleiro goodies framed and hung finally. Wish it was more level than it is, but it was hard to do as a one man job.

CW: Watersports Fuckin' him till he pees himself >:3 Animated comm for @ataridoge.bsky.social and @misthorn.bsky.social, re-posting the corrected version! Re-commenting and re-sharing for engagement is appreciated :')

Mail call!

Had some extra cash and bought a sleeve toy thing. Used once (great) then washed it. After it “dried” it lost its frosted finish and is now sticky. *reads box* it apparently needs a finishing powder, which of course is not included. What the fuck? This is what I get for wanting more than my hand. :/

Someone’s stocking is getting stuffed. May have bit off more than I can chew with this. I thought I measured the girth of my current toys correctly… I did not lmao Now to see if I can channel my inner Seasalt… and hopefully not end up in the hospital.

Raided my tumblr and found some older horny goodies. Might post a few~

Some of his plumber goods 🐽

CW: piss, omorashi A buddy of mine was telling me the other night about how he went out for drinks and didn’t quite make it home dry. I decided to join him in solidarity from the comfort of my patio. Nothing like some poppers to spice up the night. Tbh, I look butch and feel hot despite being damp

pet the bear simulator

I need to learn to draw pigs. When it comes to anthros the snout fucks me up every time.

I have ideas for new OC’s but it requires me to draw them. :/

Bored and horny send help and dad hole

Menace to Dat Ass Even as a kid I didn't really identify with Dennis: I mostly just felt sympathy for poor old Mr. Wilson! All these years later and I've long realized I also had the hots for George Wilson so I wanted to revisit these characters I grew up with as an adult! #nsfw

heartwarming! grandpa gets help going number 1 from anonymous dad! see the remaining 6 pages on my fansites!

Hank & Benji: First Time Last piece I did with these guys went over very well and several of you asked if we could see them again so, yes! Yes you can. Benji is a Border Collie and Hank is a Mastiff/Golden Labrador mix. A pair of ocs I plan on doing more with going forward. #nsfw

Get that honey 🍯 🎨: @smallsrabbit (twitter)

Finally made my way to the pool this summer

Peeing dudes…

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[Summer Break] Through the disagreements and fights, Harlow and his father, Brad, finally found mutual understanding and connection. It was time to make up for lost time and take that fishing trip dad always promised. - - - Commission: @zech.willfuckyour.dad Featuring: Brad & Harlow

Yay! Daddy’s Home! Just in time for my birthday! @polleiro.bsky.social

Feraligatr used surf!

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“Farm-to-Table Dining” is when Chef bends the sweaty farmer over the prep table and eats his ripe, seasonal ass 👨‍🍳👨‍🌾🍑

From last year's Bowser Day: His Royal Thickness King Fury Bowser! We even have a Mario for scale. XD Bowser's Fury is a pretty good Mario title with the ever-looming danger of Kaiju Bowser waking up and obliterating you making it extra fun! #nsfw

I had a dream that we ate lasagne together xox

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I smell good from over there huh? I know you wanna get closer. By @sinibunnn.bsky.social #nsfw

I was like 3 feet away from cigarpervdad and couldn’t bring myself to say anything lmao. I saw a buddy who I haven’t seen in 8 years which was nice but I really wish I could have mingled with the pigs today.

All the dads are here and I’m at work… 7 more hours till freedom

Should be registered for Smokeout over the weekend. Would love to be some dirty old man’s urinal while I’m there. Had a good time this morning, hope to keep up the good vibes~

Did hot bear stuff. Now there’s a load up my butt and I stink like cigars. Time for grub and to get ready for bed.

All the pigs are in town for Smokeout this weekend. I really wish some dirty old man would pound a puddle of piglets up my ass lmao

*dropped pizza cheese-side down in oven* *cheese oozes through the racks and incinerates on the coil* *has a mess to clean and no pizza to eat* *hungies*

grunkle doodle ^^

couples retreat

Kitten clawed me and poked holes in my *new* amity shirt. *screams*

Cubby wants to bury his snout in dad hole omfg

Bonus mess

FCF! It’s been a while~

Lozran is willing to offer you a drink straight from the tap. (EB and ED are on sale right now on Itch and Steam until March 20, check my linktree for the links.)

duality of BEAR