Proper with bloomf! @valentinrios.bsky.social

back in my era i refuse to exist

MERRY CHRISTMAS OOMFS let’s get this bread ig

GOING ON A DATE THIS WEEKEND

bevmo giving out free sample shots is crazy

FUCK I LOVE PITS😭😭😭😭😭

ngl if an alien abduct me ima fuck it 💯💯💯💯💯

it’s my husbands birthday omg (manurios)

i have a fat ass zit on my face ☹️

way i lay pipe might quit the job and be a plumber

work just isn’t for me i’m meant to be a house husband

why does every hate the countdown line up 💔

i want to experience gym culture 💔 i want a gym crush 😔i want to rip my shorts when i squat 😞 to fart when i bench press something to heavy 😕 one day 😖

YALL I AM SO SXCITED FOR SUMMER 😭😭😭😭😭

yall my barber just told me he’s out for the holidays

the way i’m so cheeks at fortnite is just sad

I LOVE HUMP DAY

just bought overalls for the first time and it will be my last time

next year is filled with festival/raves i’m so excited

where did my taste and smell go

MY JOB JUST GAVE ME A RAISE need a boy to spoil

need someone to go to six flags with me 💔

Luigi Mangione look alike contest in my bedroom TONIGHT

unfortunately i am a man who yearns 💔

no lube, just his spit will do. next.

why am i getting way more ads on tiktok 🧍‍♂️

pits ! 😺

my hear me out is jonsey from fortnite

if you a freak like this hmu

I FUCKING LOVE THE MARIAS SHE GETS ME

just watched the most beautiful movie that i have no one to talk to about

i couldn’t resist i opened x and tweeted

idgaf what anyone says money CAN buy happiness

god didn’t make me a girl cuz i would’ve been RAN THROUGH :/

why is there a whole rave at this dutch bros

need a man who listens to the maria’s

goodmorning oomfs i think i woke up sick

everyday i think about how i got ghosted by a guy who showed interest first…

watching say gex and jorkin it feeling: whoreknee

once it hits winter break i will not exist unless it for the club

Kissing random men cuz I can’t kiss bloomf

work was so busy i havent ate all day im about to pass out😭😭😭

how do i know if im addicted to jorkin it

debating if i should keep my am work schedule idk if can handle waking up at 4am any longer

I’m just a lil guy

PIT NATION RISE

Next week is my week to go out FOR SURE — I missed too many holiday themed bar nights and I like holiday themed bar nights 😩