George Thurgood Marshall and the Delaware Department of Natural Resources v. EPA Destroyers

I would share mine but doing so presents a real dilemna…dammit, I mean dilemma

Three stitches in my knee squeezing between two parked cars because the license plate on one was bent outward. Tetanus shot too, obvs.

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Apologies for the earnest sincerity. I’ll get back to spite and snark soon. Go Sharks.

Protests being “cringe” or “performative” are aesthetic arguments. Motherfuckers are sending people to literal gulags, we are well past aesthetic arguments at this point. (Forgive the rare earnest post, your regularly scheduled sarcasm will resume shortly)

Evanston, IL showed up. Probably 1500 people who couldn’t make it to downtown Chicago. @maddow.msnbc.com

Trump take game

As a Chicagoan, I want to tell you: People can *say* the name of something is [whatever], but you don’t need to follow along. It’s still the Sears Tower, Comiskey, The Bean, Denali, the Gulf of Mexico, and people existing outside of the gender binary/gender assigned at birth.

Every time they show an Ohio State fan angry/happy cheering (like “fuck yeah”) a part of me wonders if they’re reacting to the play or just learning about the Jan 6 pardons.

Hot take: Taunting is always a bullshit penalty. Big “he hurted him widdle feewings” energy.

So I guess this place was the bubble, huh?

Facebook keeps removing links to this post bc it’s “spam” h/t @mkerste.bsky.social

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #246,594! Yay? Ok sure, yay!

Just remember if he ever publicly denies fucking a couch, the immediate pivot is “JD too limp to fuck a couch”

Between here and the bad site, my personal feed’s count is: 11 posts complaining about April Fool’s Day posts 1 April Fool’s day post (a harmless and pleasant and obvious soccer joke) Y’all can stand down, I think.

You guys…LinkedIn is down. Where am I gonna post my #grindthoughts? What about my #hustleculture? Won’t someone please think of the side hustles?!?

You tellin me they actually might be giants?

I am, apparently, “using my phone’s flashlight to determine if there’s a splinter in there or not” years old.

Remember when you were like 3 days out of school and got a work project and turned it back in really quickly because you wanted to impress the boss and the boss was like “ok you only did like half of this and the half you did is sloppy?” Anyway, congrats on the launch of “X” at Twitter dot com

I have never been this comfortable in my entire life.