𝕄𝕖𝕛𝕚𝕣𝕠 𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 (𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕟𝕖) ★★★ 𝘖𝘩, 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺? 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘐 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺.

"Watch out, Mac. You're blue now, that's his special attack."

a little over a month until I can get Rudolf yippee

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Artist: potomithu Media: umamusume Source: https://twitter.com/potomithu/status/1587668129555320832

Having an amazing trackblazer run doing great on stats and friendships and I got a random fast learner event and I'm still early classic year. So I'm other words I know this run is going to crash and burn in the dumbest way possible because this game hates me.

Umamusume is honestly perfect for anyone like me who loves the concepts of horses and girls but is scared of them in real life

Why does Hishi Akebono not simply eat the Uma in front of her?

If Toriel was real she’d 100% fall for alternative medicine. Not because she’s malicious or anything, but just because she’s too pure hearted and doesn’t believe anyone would lie on the internet

failed to hit group A finals but managed to easily qualify for group B finals. This is the team I'm going with. Main MVP's have been Digitan and Nature while Dober has been decent.

it really cannot be that serious #umamusume #vodsca

I'm so sick of the "erm, Watch out for Nintendo" on fan projects. like actually shut up it isn't even funny. It's nothing but demotivating and comes off as spiteful to anyone making a fan project based on a Nintendo IP people don't even realize that they don't take down as much as they lead on.

Good morning yall Happy Marvelous Sunday

It's Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday!

𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕖 (ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨) ★★★ 𝔸𝕘𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕋𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕠𝕟 (𝕋𝕒𝕔𝕙-𝕟𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕪) ★★

Artist: hgrao Media: umamusume Source: https://twitter.com/3tau6champ/status/1970527510560723346

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FREAK

Now you, too, can be Oguri Cap.

she is so fucking precious

happy birthday gayass horse

#ウマ娘 #umamusume

Manhattan Cafe holding a fih #umamusume

I don't care much to read most Umamusume time limited events, which sucks bc they offer characterization beats like the fact that Oguri Cap thinks Santa is real or that she tried to eat snow as a kid

the squad

Artist: roroko momo Media: umamusume Source: https://twitter.com/roroko_momo/status/1850885272172638371

Veni, vidi, vici #オルフェーヴル生誕祭2026 #orfevre #ウマ娘 #umamusume

i am still learning how to draw orfevre but i had to draw something for her birthday! 👑✨ #umamusume #オルフェーヴル生誕祭2026

[2/8] dream journey #umamusume #dreamjourney #ウマ娘

[3/8] nakayama festa #umamusume #nakayamafesta #ウマ娘

[4/8] orfevre #umamusume #orfevre #ウマ娘

👑✨オルフェさんおめでとうございます！！！🎉🎉🎉

just had some of the worst gold ship trackblazer runs ever. 4 runs in a row of dogshit. missed S medium on all of them and all of them kept wanting to just kill me. I got hit with a mood down, and then right after got hit with race fatigue+skin outbreak and then got the migrane debuff right after

Played through Mejiro Palmer's career and god I love these two goobers so much

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she's so real for this

Only 2 episodes into Umamusume Pretty Derby Season 2 and already I get why people love it so much. Like I liked Season 1 but already I think just the first 2 episodes I've enjoyed more than the entirety of season 1 so I'm excited to continue watching

It was so nice of Cygames to release Palmer when the only scenario worth doing for making good Umas is Trackblazer where she can't get Runaway since it disables unique events. It's so awesome that if I want to train Palmer as a Runaway she'll just be worse than other Umas in Team Trials/CM's.

Fast-Redeploy

The pronoun switch that comes with the Linkle mod creates many Midna statements that would make oomfs fold immediately

Twice now, one of Emile's cats has tried to steal my HRT and run off with it.

😭

shes so uppies

I FUCKING HATE TRAINING FOR CM'S IN TRACKBLAZER I EITHER GET THE INSPIRATION FOR S MEDIUM BUT THEN HAVE THE STATS NOT WORK OUT OR GET A REALLY GOOD RUN STAT WISE BUT MISS OUT ON THE S MEDIUM

マルゼンスキーの誕生日まであと8日♡

Artist: hide oo Media: umamusume Source: https://twitter.com/Hashi__227/status/1607281506917175296

Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Road to the Top (2023) ウマ娘 プリティーダービー Road to the Top 01:24:00.998

happy mother's day

Vodka X Machan c0mms #ウマ娘 #umamusume