have you appreciated a raccoon today

is it your home sweet home or does it taste more umami

Your reality is down for maintenance

You ever wish you had a big red button on your desk that you could slam? Not specifically to cause an annoying customer to fall through a sudden trap door or anything but just to slam.

If you can't read this then you're safe

it’s so good y’all

bimonthly post to charge my magic sigil using its visibility on social media

The chest is empty.

Playback at my workfront

GIFS ARE HERE??!?!? Take a nuke boop gif that I've made eons ago! #furry #furryart

A regular man? 🕺or.. 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat? 🦝🦝🦝 Pattern for patrons till Sept 5 www.patreon.com/NazFX_Studios [ #plush #plushie #plushart #raccoon #cuteart #sewing ]

still recovering from the weekend urghhh

i like how fantasy card games are like this

Here's one for all the game devs out there www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

if remetheus is a traveling merchant, would you say they are the store that is approaching

Writing writing writing writing I wish I was

Also check it out, I have this Shiba / husky tail for sale too wow isnt that nuts ponzuscheme.etsy.com/listing/8753...

Anyways hey check this out did you know I have an online store where I'm selling a fursuit partial I made ponzuscheme.etsy.com/listing/1210...

The totally legit raccoon merchant c0mm done for @remetheus.bsky.social! Thank you very much! #furryart

if you feed back what are you supposed to do with the front

Remetheus likes anything that looks like him or has his face on it so you can just simply buy Remetheus-branded items at his store then immediately give them to him to quickly max out his friend rating as long as you have enough money

What if you had to collect seven differently colored hats to summon Rainbow Remetheus

As an additional cost to summon Remetheus, sacrifice a player.

the reason i don't get a lot of art is because i'm too responsible at budgeting

household chores are more fun to do in underwear

social battery is way too easy to keep overestimating

May you be blessed with few team meetings and even less paperwork

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

esurient and prandial

It's not you. It's not me. It's that raccoon standing over there.

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

I'm just fine

nomf?

This is extremely cool. GOG is taking a stand against payment processors caving to fundamentalist religious groups and is offering a bunch of "banned" games for free. freedomtobuy.games

RemetheusWare

which part of the body is the badonkadonk

Hello there, dear customer! Would you like another stamp on your loyalty card?

*beats someone up too fast in a video game* oh sorry, you were still talking and had exposition, sorry, we can start over

Dont shoot until you can see the whites of their eggs

sorry if i haven't been around, life and hot weather have been getting to me and leaving me low energy hot lazy raccoon

a small wallet or bag that you attach to your collar

(1/6) Hey guys!! I made 22 Rocket themed tarot cards!🦝 I’m not super well versed in the world of tarot so forgive me if any of these interpretations of these themes is slightly off in some way! But I hope you enjoy!❤️😄 TW - blood , trauma , abuse , alcohol , death

spending my 3 hours of free time lying face down on my bed letting the weight of gravity massage my back and stretch out my spine

head to toe in uniqlo 🐱

i will forgive myself for butchering that paragraph

There's no shame in never finishing a story. Ideas survive in possibility. I read that the moon showed us its other face and then stopped because the mystery of it was better. And in making an idea real, there's no shame in the violence of writing. Forgiveness is necessary in the act of creation.

yes... ha ha ha... YES!!