Here take this. You need her.

Happy pride bitches

Everyone wish Bodie a happy 11th birthday!!

Go Sounders imo

Who will I see at Mariners pride night tomorrow 👀

Happy four year anniversary of one of the most iconic Tiktoks of all time

Happy pride month motherfuckers

5:30 on a Wednesday is crazy lmao?

Ok like... Boooo not the Oilers But get unequivocally, thoroughly, and entirely fucking bent Vegas LMFAO

Update no one asked for

How I feel rn as I scour stubhub/ticketmaster/gametime/etc for resale tickets to Six at the paramount

@crazycalico.bsky.social is spot on

I heard someone refer to Tomáš Hertl as Hertl the Turtle and now that's all I can think about when I see him play.

This is the one and only time I will ever say this but THANK YOU PORTLAND.

Everett #FoundAWayToChoke

LMFAO FUCK OUTTA HERE EVERETT

Compress Him

I can't even lie I'm shocked the birds made this series competitive lmao Anyways see y'all in next year

RATZY

Oh my god Ratzy. Holy fuck

RATZY HOLY FFFGUJCK

I don't want to harm anyone here so I will refrain from commenting on this 😶

Smaller local elections matter a lot too! Don't forget to vote in those as well

I think that was one of the more intense games I've seen at the ShoWare in person I can't recall exactly which game but there was one vs Kam loops in the 2022 conference finals that still holds the title of most intense game I've seen there tho

Home and now being held hostage by Bodie, who gets very angry when I stop petting him

LETS FUCKING GO BIRDS AND EVERETT STILL SUCKS

Whatever Ratzy needs, give it to him I'm so serious He is carrying this team on his back rn

I'm fine

If someone took my blood pressure right now it would be concerning

Whoopsie

RATZYYYYYYYYYY

Now Everett is doing the classic "we're losing control of the game so we're gonna lay a buncha hits for fun" routine

Oh my throat is gonna be RAW tomorrow

I STOOD UP AND YELLED ON HARD AT THAT I GOT LIGHT HEADED

LMAO BUSCH IS DUMBFOUNDED THAT HE'S GETTING A PENALTY THERE

PILLING HATTY WATCH

Ref show lmao

That goal didn't need to happen lmao If the refs had 1/4 of a braincell we wouldn't have been in 5 on 4 rn

🎶I'd sooner buyyyy defyyyying fascism Kiss me goodbye, I'm defyyyyying fascism And you can't pull me down! 🎶

Lowkey wish we could get a "refs you suck" type chant going but instead of refs it's the refs name Maybe that'd whip em into shape

Wow these refs are blind

What is "holding the stick?"

🔥🔥🔥

Date night with my favorite guys. @fischybusinesss.bsky.social @nucksnbirds.bsky.social

Can I get a go Birds and fuck Everett

Gonna be at the Birds game Tuesday and that's about the only thing keeping me going right now lmao I am tired as hell

Well fuck