Thanks for the ride, Mariners. In typical fashion, it was a roller coaster, but still exciting to remind us how playoff baseball in this city can be. Now everyone can turn their attention to the best sport to get through the dark and wet winter.

Well… let the game 7 stress begin.

Mood, courtesy of @fischybusinesss.bsky.social

Jiant disaPpointment

Do not like.

Woof. Rough start

MARTYYYYYY PARTYYYYYY X 2!!!!

Owen Goal strikes again!

Wenatchee right now

DUNN DUNN!

MARTYYYYYY! Play Love Story!

Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure he dropped it immediately. Guess that’s not good enough.

How has Seitz not aged out yet? I feel like he’s been in the league for 10 years.

Maybe don’t try being so flashy when you’re down by 5? Just a thought.

What I wouldn’t give for a solid effort in front of Mali

That’s a neat little shutout Ravensbergen. I’d hate for something to happen to it.

Holby, my little wrecking ball

Love makes me miss Ingram

That was… a new one.

PG is really good at getting sticks in lanes

And then that cross check in the corner, 5 feet in front of him.

How is that embellishment? Oh fuck off, Bobby Jo.

imagine paying 1.40 on the dollar to watch that game in person

Hi, my name is Seth. Allow me to remind you what the last line in my bio is if you try to come for me.

HOLBYYYYYYYY!!! 🥰

It’s like they’re skating in wet cement

Not sure what Hartmann was thinking there

That Spokane player picked the wrong guy in Kuzma

I could hear the entire coaching staff yelling at McCracken

Nice elbow to Dunn’s head there

MALINOSKIIIII

MARINERS WIN

I wonder how those Houston fans who said we wouldn’t win this series feel. LOL JK I don’t give a fuck.

MARINERSSSSSSS

It is October 2028. The Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers are still playing the divisional round playoff game that began in 2025. The rest of the MLB decided to continue on without them and start a whole new league.

WHY

What if… and hear me out… we walk in a he game winner?

Ok. We’re hungry, Cal. Can you do the thing?

Max manifested that

I’m not ok

Was… was he rubbing his torso?

Welllll fuck

Wimps

VICTOR!!!

I’m glad my watch is dead. I don’t need it yelling at me for an elevated heart rate. Thanks.

I am stress