Another Uterus Bites the Dust. BTW, the AI made Patel very Aziz, Vance very Gaetz, RFK Jr very Kevin McCarthy, and the blondes all the same woman.

Weirdly, me, a person with zero connections, was able to acquire a copy of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide note.

Play CabiNOT — a fun guessing game of odds and consequences. Who’s getting kicked out of Trump’s Cabinet and Inner Circle next? It’s anyone’s guess. My money’s on Patel.

Pope Leo: “A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?” Trump: “Dames! Dames. Dames.” Pope Leo: “The Gospel!” (Bashes Trump’s head in with bat” AND SCENE!

Happy Easter!

Bondi Beach(ed)

Justice for Cricket.

When it comes to people being arrested for dirty dealings with Epstein, all I can say is, “PLEASE, SIR, I WANT SOME MORE!”

Brett Ratner’s attempt to resuscitate his career moves into phase two.

"I don't see any reason why we can't do what we did with opiates, what we did with tobacco. We need to regulate Big Tech," Scott Galloway tells Tim Miller. "All the problems you're talking about are fixable, and the illusion of complexity is what Big Tech wants you to be overrun with."

It was the intern! Ladies and gentlemen…the intern:

BREAKING: As part of “Operation Silver Screen,” DHS announces it will be turning movie theaters into temporary ICE detention centers.

I knead to know more about this story.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

How long before Trump declares that he ended the war in Minnesota and makes it #9 on his ever-growing list (of “wars” he stopped)?

Trump’s Message to America

How long before he renames the country “Trumpezuela”?

Invoking the Pogue’s Fairytale of Christmas: “I pray god it’s his last.”

Introducing the cast of the American Nuremberg Trials. Coming 2029! #vanityfair

Ofzohran. Under his eye, baby.

Move over Bill Clinton, there’s a new Bubba in town.

Ever on trend: Walmart debuts new Trump/Bubba Holiday Collection.

Hard to walk without a spine. #Fetterman

Play my Wordle. The clue is “Eat the Billionaires” www.nytimes.com/games/create...

Someone order up an eye exam for the Grim Reaper. His aim was off again!

#NoKings Join a protest because fascism isn’t going to fight itself.

Mike Johnson is calling for Lee Greenwood to headline the Super Bowl. If Greenwood sings the contents of the Epstein files, I’m all for it. #epsteinfiles

This little shop in Salamanca, Spain has EVERYTHING. #epsteinfiles

Trump’s reaction to the US Open win. Clearly peeved because the brown-skinned man won.

I wrote about what happens when Trump is gone, and how remembering that he *will* be gone before you might help shape what kind of actions to think about taking today. degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/when-trump...

MAGA is losing their minds over the new Cracker Barrel logo. They just removed James Carville from it; I thought the Right would be thrilled.

This scene perfectly represents our current political situation: 1) The car is Democracy 2) Sam Jackson is every non-Trump voter who knew this would happen. 3) Travolta is every remorseful MAGAt. 4) Tarantino is every optimistic pundit. 5) Kietel is every pragmatic pundit. youtu.be/Onwg7CNoXH4

Retired Marine tells military assisting kidnappings at a farm in California, not to follow these orders.

They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.

Now that Trump’s created an Alligator vs Human attraction at his new Thunderdome-y Florida theme park, how long before they start streaming 24/7? We need another hero, because Auntie Entropy ain’t it.

To boot, my congressmember is a repressive, anti-abortion Christian who also happens to be the 30th richest congressmember out of 535. It's no coincidence: the richest white men today have taken an anti-democratic turn. They want more than profit. They want cultural control, power, & exploitation.

chng.it/wrz6XQNKqm Sign the petition please!

The Dipshitlomat.

Bravo to @hcrichardson.bsky.social for her interview today with @gilduran.com. We all need to get up to speed on tech authoritarianism and billionaire extremism after what went down this week.

Promo for Bravo’s Real Housewives of Autocracy.

TV pitch: what if, like a gender reveal party gone bad, the labels on white & black smoke canisters are wrongly switched & the world is told there’s a new pope. Embarrassed Cardinals settle on the guy w/the most votes…a mere 5%. CHICAGO POPE w/Mandy Patinkin & Adam Arkin. @mandykathryn.bsky.social

I did not see this plot twist on the new season of The Bear. #ChicagoPope

I can work with this. Would have preferred Brad Pitt but...

Movie pitch: What if, like a gender reveal party gone wonky, the pellet labels got mixed up and white smoke is white erroneously sent up. The Cardinals are forced to go with it and pick a guy. Any guy. The guy who best fits the outfit. This is POPE A DOPE.

Because of his tariffs, Trump announced that, come Christmas, only 3 dolls will be allowed to "beautiful 11-year-old baby girls." Here are the dolls. They're AVAILABLE now at the American Ghoul Store. Collect the full set and get 10% off with promo code "MAGAT." #trumpdolls

A GREAT #MayDay protest in So Cal. The crowd was energized and united in solidarity. I even met one of my cultural heroes. MORE, BIGGER, LOUDER PROTESTS PLEASE @politicsgirl.bsky.social