Ofzohran. Under his eye, baby.

Move over Bill Clinton, there’s a new Bubba in town.

Ever on trend: Walmart debuts new Trump/Bubba Holiday Collection.

Hard to walk without a spine. #Fetterman

Play my Wordle. The clue is “Eat the Billionaires” www.nytimes.com/games/create...

Someone order up an eye exam for the Grim Reaper. His aim was off again!

#NoKings Join a protest because fascism isn’t going to fight itself.

Mike Johnson is calling for Lee Greenwood to headline the Super Bowl. If Greenwood sings the contents of the Epstein files, I’m all for it. #epsteinfiles

This little shop in Salamanca, Spain has EVERYTHING. #epsteinfiles

Trump’s reaction to the US Open win. Clearly peeved because the brown-skinned man won.

I wrote about what happens when Trump is gone, and how remembering that he *will* be gone before you might help shape what kind of actions to think about taking today. degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/when-trump...

MAGA is losing their minds over the new Cracker Barrel logo. They just removed James Carville from it; I thought the Right would be thrilled.

This scene perfectly represents our current political situation: 1) The car is Democracy 2) Sam Jackson is every non-Trump voter who knew this would happen. 3) Travolta is every remorseful MAGAt. 4) Tarantino is every optimistic pundit. 5) Kietel is every pragmatic pundit. youtu.be/Onwg7CNoXH4

Retired Marine tells military assisting kidnappings at a farm in California, not to follow these orders.

They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.

Now that Trump’s created an Alligator vs Human attraction at his new Thunderdome-y Florida theme park, how long before they start streaming 24/7? We need another hero, because Auntie Entropy ain’t it.

To boot, my congressmember is a repressive, anti-abortion Christian who also happens to be the 30th richest congressmember out of 535. It's no coincidence: the richest white men today have taken an anti-democratic turn. They want more than profit. They want cultural control, power, & exploitation.

chng.it/wrz6XQNKqm Sign the petition please!

The Dipshitlomat.

Bravo to @hcrichardson.bsky.social for her interview today with @gilduran.com. We all need to get up to speed on tech authoritarianism and billionaire extremism after what went down this week.

Promo for Bravo’s Real Housewives of Autocracy.

TV pitch: what if, like a gender reveal party gone bad, the labels on white & black smoke canisters are wrongly switched & the world is told there’s a new pope. Embarrassed Cardinals settle on the guy w/the most votes…a mere 5%. CHICAGO POPE w/Mandy Patinkin & Adam Arkin. @mandykathryn.bsky.social

I did not see this plot twist on the new season of The Bear. #ChicagoPope

I can work with this. Would have preferred Brad Pitt but...

Movie pitch: What if, like a gender reveal party gone wonky, the pellet labels got mixed up and white smoke is white erroneously sent up. The Cardinals are forced to go with it and pick a guy. Any guy. The guy who best fits the outfit. This is POPE A DOPE.

Because of his tariffs, Trump announced that, come Christmas, only 3 dolls will be allowed to "beautiful 11-year-old baby girls." Here are the dolls. They're AVAILABLE now at the American Ghoul Store. Collect the full set and get 10% off with promo code "MAGAT." #trumpdolls

A GREAT #MayDay protest in So Cal. The crowd was energized and united in solidarity. I even met one of my cultural heroes. MORE, BIGGER, LOUDER PROTESTS PLEASE @politicsgirl.bsky.social

Donald Trump ordered the Department of Justice to investigate the leading platform through which Democrats raise money for their campaigns. Less that 100 days in, Trump is weaponizing DOJ to prevent his political opponents from funding opposition campaigns. Where is the outrage?

Might be last call for Pete Hegseth.

Breaking News: Mel Gibson set to direct Conclave 2: Opus Dei Gets Even. #hollywood #pope #vance

Remember when Boehner resigned after a meeting with the Pope? Asking for a friend. #vance #pope www.ncregister.com/news/how-the...

The biggest penance the world has ever seen.

RFK Jr. is very loud and very WRONG about Autism. 1. It’s not a disease 2. There are thousands of people with Autism Spectrum Disorder who pay taxes, have jobs, can use the bathroom on their own, and are thriving in life.

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

“Home grown criminal”

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married? Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote. Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

Trump getting annual checkup at Walter Reed on Friday. The WH scheduled to release the report on Thursday.

Orobouros bird-style #Tariffs

Wow John Roberts is scum.

Last week needs to be every week.

Remember: Republicans in Congress can put a stop to this at any time.

One of LA’s numerous protests. #LosFeliz. Fighting Fascism is loud, colorful, and fun.

The most important thing you must share today. Trump is destroying your life savings and ability to make a living for 1 reason: he wants to make us all beggars who bow to him, his donors and his family. Not sure why @chrismurphyct.bsky.social hasn’t posted this here but can’t be posted enough.

Whoever did this, may a chef’s kiss be bestowed upon you. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Knn99o/

Next Door app is now deleting posts about locations of the April 5 Hands Off protests. #NextDoor

Crawford: Today, Wisconsinites fended off an unprecedented attack on our democracy, our fair elections, and our Supreme Court.. Wisconsin stood up and said that justice does not have a price, our courts are not for sale

Stefanik getting FAFO’ed