It’s so telling that I clocked ‘Diamond, Ruby, Pearl and Sapphire,’ and immediately went “ah yes, Pokemon games!”. Then it said ‘precious stones’. And I remembered that was a thing too 😂

There’s a special place in hell for FFXIVers who deliberately try and run down loot timers. (They wanted a bumper win of Anabaseios bits). My friend, I have time and I have /gpose. Now I’m here out of spite 😂

Moar #FFXIVxMHWilds. Viper looking pretty goooood. #FFXIVSweepstakes

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

What a fun fight this is! And the cutscenes make Tuliyollal look incredible. So pretty! 😍 FINAL FANTASY XIV x MONSTER HUNTER WILDS Crossover #FFXIVxMHWilds #FFXIVSweepstakes

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

The greatest lie the devil ever told was “Evri tried to deliver your parcel today”.

Was wearing my Time Quangle @dimension20.bsky.social tee through Edinburgh Fringe today. Got collared with “Time Quangle! Time Quangle! Dimension 20 fan! You’ll love this!” and they handed me a flyer. Fair play. Absolutely bodied here. Correctly profiled. 😂

OP: Gosh, the environments in Dawntrail are so beautiful! What a joy to be in! This person: *Screenshot* Begging FFXIV players to get a bloody grip.

We’ve been gunning through #SplitFiction as our date night activity the last few weeks. And finally finished tonight. My god. It is a work of ART. Very funny, moving and I have no idea how you even plan for that last section. Mind-boggling. Incredible work @hazelightgames.bsky.social

Close enough. Welcome back, Bioshock Infinite! 😂 This looks hype as hell. 🤟

I stg, if I have to read one more post about how FFXIV ruined Comic Exploration. It’s nowhere near “completed”. They put in hoverboards, so you don’t have to run from one side of the moon to the other. And some buildings… got… bigger 🤷‍♀️ Here’s what you missed: 1. 2 fates 2. 2 drone shot cutscenes

Did my funny little brain just fully misread this as “they built hell in Cumbernauld”? Hard maybe.

God damn, I am enjoying FFXIV Dawntrail. The FF9 girlies have been feasting for MONTHS. ❤️

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Cause I am a super duper great content creator, I have fully not told anyone that I launched a new content design channel 😂 Welcome to Your Writing Sucks! New vid on Vodafone’s meh user journey now live! youtu.be/qSm5LLngHjc?...

It’s truly a tragedy we don’t get such lyrical genius as “I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer” and “wiggy, wiggy, I’m gettin’ jiggy” anymore.

Upgraded the SteamDeck from 64GB to 1TB, and she is celebrating by being a zippy little bastard 🙌 It’s such a quick upgrade to do too. It’s madness.

Is forgetting to pick up your ADHD meds twice in one week part of the diagnosis test yet? Cause I am passing with flying coloursss 😂

It's finally come to this... #FFXIV

Fair play, BBC. This series of #TheTraitorsUK has been an absolutely banger. Don't think I've ever sat up in my seat in previous series. 😂

The funniest part to me about taking ADHD meds: The realisation that this whole time I should've been smashing Class B drugs, and they would've just helped me manage a Trello board better.😂

The love of my life turns 30 in 30 days time. And I don’t know about you, but I certainly think that deserves an advent calendar-style countdown 😂

I was interested in reading this person’s opinion who was having a rant about FFXIV dungeons. But then their major complaint was the trash mobs take too long to take down… …And they’d gone in as a party of just one tank and one healer. My dude… What did you think the ‘D’ in ‘DPS’ stood for…?

Heavensturn fortune for this year. I wish they'd stop letting Urianger write these. 😂 The adventure one seems targetted. "Stop soloing dungeons, you dick". But I liiiiike it. Happy New Year and Happy Heavensturn!

I dunno about you, but every time I see this hottie, I'm like... "Hilda Hilda?!" "Your name's Hilda Hilda, and you live at 22 Hilda Street and 22 Hilda Boulevard?!" #Dimension20 #FFXIV

As amusing as I’m finding it to be saying “you are the most devious bastard in NEW DONK CITYYYY” multiple times. Spare a thought for my poor beloved. In the old days no one would’ve had to hear this delirious nonsense 😂

I am in full fledged flu delirium. About the only thing I can handle is Mario Odyssey in bed. So, I could have very much done without finding a lil moped (which I needed), then BEING CHASED BY A T-REX thankyouverymuch

3 and half years of waiting, but 👉THIS 👈 ADHD disaster area is finally medicated. Very aware I’m in the euphoric honeymoon phase, but today has genuinely been the calmest, most productive day I’ve had all year 😍

Why yes. That is a first place medal and goodie bag for being @rcadeglasgow.bsky.social’s Tetris champ. Clearly missed my calling 😂 Fabulous fund-raiser night for Games for the Weans with the best peeps. ❤️

Being made irrationally angry by Marc Jacobs’ new “I’m perfect as I am” ad. Maybe you would be, SIR, if you hadn’t discontinued my Lola like a decade ago 😂

S’alright, this Postcode Lottery business, innit. (The scarf is a godsend, tbh).

Just saw the abbreviation ‘DT’, and my nerdy ass assumed it was about Dawntrail. It was not 😂 So, anyway. Good morning!

Imagine a future where blue ticks mean something again 😍

like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did cancel jesus.

Making some decent headway in FXIV Dawntrail now. I genuinely enjoyed the chaotic screaming I got pushed to from a certain boss in Vanguard. 😂 There’s something about: “How many mechanics?” “Yes” that will always make me laugh (but only after I’ve finished it!)

Please enjoy this absolutely nonsense thing that arrived this week. I LOVE it. My 90s DDR dreams are back. And I don’t have to break my neck every time I slip on the soft pad anymore 😂 The yoga mat’s just to help me slide it in and out under the desk. You don’t need one for stability.

Saw Sleep Token this week, thanks to my love. Hard to describe it, really. Was less of a gig and more like a religious experience 😂

Just saw Bluesky users referred to as “Blueskywalkers”, and you know what…

Still time for them to disappoint, I suppose. But if you were looking for something a little cheerier than the absolute apocalypse that was MAFS UK this year, MAFS NZ is doing quite well so far. People that seem to have been genuinely matched, people actually having FUN (imagine!) and some funny…

As for what is currently happening with me content-wise… Streaming’s really tricky at the mo, due to huge pressures at the day job. But I’m putting a lot of effort into keeping youtube.com/@jenegademas... updated during this time, so hop over there if you’re missing my face. (As I miss yours!) x

As we have vids now, here is a sneaky peaky at the last YouTube Short. Full video here: shorturl.at/vLVby

It is making my lil heart beam how many cool folks are making it over to Bluesky. I felt this place had potential, as the people already here were generally lovely. But having a big old migration from The Bad Place™️ is pretty special

I dunno about you, but I very much expect this is what Yoshi P hoped the FFXIV Dawntrail MSQ experience would be.

As much as I love the Secret Labs FFXIV chair, the magnets on the swappable job patches fall off all the time. About a week ago, the DPS patch fell off and straight up DISAPPEARED. Tore the room apart. Couldn’t find it. Today, I found it. OUTSIDE. On the road. Several streets away. 😂

This series of MAFS has been miserable sin as a general rule, but they really crossed a line tonight. She looked terrified.

Congrats MAFS. That’s the first time I’ve ever complained to Ofcom. A man throws dinner at the wall and calls you a “fake bitch”, and instead of “let’s get you out of that abusive situation”. You get “you’re both fiery! That’s a compatibility point”. Fuck all the way off. You have a duty of care.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was using an intrusive ad to claim their game had no intrusive ads

You don’t realise how much you rely on Popsockets to carry your phone in your mouth til your Popsocket case breaks…

Me and @jenegademaster.bsky.social went to Meow Cafe to celebrate me moving to Galsgow! Did I want to pet all the cats? Yes I did. Will I have to go again to pet all the cats? Also yes!