Happy Portland pride, don’t forget to kill your lawn and wear a wrinkly crop 🍕

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It’s pizza night 🍕

the portland pickles are fucking unhinged and it fucking rules. kings of lents

Midwest-level lightning show at 4am followed by a quarter inch of rain, thank god ⛈️⛈️⛈️

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I honestly think it’s going to happen soon

I really like hanging laundry 🌞

Hollyhock trying to break into my house

for some reason our ruling class of rapacious sociopaths didn't know when to stop

Wild berry season starting to pop off 💥 Red huckleberry / vaccinium parvifolium Thimbleberry / rubus parviflorus Trailing blackberry / rubus ursinus

Spotted towhees are neat because they sound like a dial-up modem

Was anyone also raised by people like this

Today, I measured up a whole house and the entire family was home, so that was sort of weird

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She’s a dusty blue Eucalyptus perriniana / spinning gum

Portland needs a single and horny English ivy / blackberry / Japanese knot weed removal force

My d and d class is big dummy

Husband and I mixed and poured 8000 lbs of concrete today!

It is quite entertaining watching all these democratic reps / senators posting condolences about miss lady bugs and 100% of the comments being some variation of ‘stfu nerd’

flop

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

The willamette valley is so pretty I want to scream 🌳🍷

Once again, it is absolutely disgusting and incredibly counterproductive for anyone on the left, the progressive movement, or the Democratic Party to use his website.

Elon Musk is part of a global network of right-wing authoritarians who are aligned with Putin. They’re opposed to democracy so that corrupt, racist oligarchs can steal from all of us with impunity.

Saturday dispatch 🌞 -big madia elegans -pretty root vegetables -snoozing swallowtail

Morning birbs

“Good luck out there, I know you had a big lunch” is such a sassy, ***** thing to say, I love it

Waist-high yarrow, jfc, total stunner

Ghibli dad and laundry 🌲

I found out Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died cause some old lady casually mentioned it to me at a laundromat in Prineville, I had spent the previous 2 weeks deep in the Ochocos pulling invasive weeds, doing trail maintenance and managing a dozen 18-year old adult children on a trail crew 🌲💅

Western tanager tootling around outside my studio window, I love them ❤️

Sometimes I wear hats like this

Cardio + a gummy is a great idea

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July nights in the mid 40s is insane

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I’m a small business owner and I would never use AI to generate anything, especially a design document, because I have a brain

I oftentimes get overwhelmed thinking about how barely 100 years ago, the place where I live (literally where my house is) looked a lot like this:

🎶 squirrel dinnerrr 🎶

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I have done this

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I need to spend some time with krumholtz trees and an alpine lake

Thankful I’m surrounded by queers and people I love today

Rupaul yell-laughing is so healing

Climate change is going to drive a Mack truck blasting the vengaboys on fire through everyone’s fucking bedroom and 1/3 of the country is going to say it’s not happening, forever

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