My favorite ramen/curry place has a B on their window but we don’t gotta think about that tew much

Oops

Me: I left behind Christianity long ago, I’ll never go back Me as soon as Linus gives the Jesus speech in the peanuts Christmas special:

They put extra fries in there for me!!!!!

Bacon cheeseburger, fries, and orange bang

My local burger joint being open literally saving me from jumping off the edge tonight

Why did the muppets christmas carol make me SOB yesterday?

Sonic movie sweep

Hate when the sneeze is edging. Like either do it or don’t.

I feel energies and I see shit bitch You are the devil, bitch!

Me December 24th cuz I work that day

Good morning !! XD ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (*´∀`*) (´• ω •`) ヾ(^ω^*)

He said my booty jiggles when I brush my teeth 😭🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

This soju

“i can only get hard if it’s public play :-/“ “OKAY DAMAGED GET OUTTA HERE” 😭😭😭😭

He likes nerd gummy clusters :3

It’s humpday, yall humpin with me?

I know we’re not listening too well! NO FEAR!!! NO MORE!!!!

I’m that bitch :3

Made my first mistake at work

Leave faith out of your motivational think pieces

The only noticeable difference while on estrogen, is that I cry a lot now. It feels good to cry

HERE WE ONLY GOT ONE RULE! NEVER EVER LET IT COOL

Marvel rivals How are ALL the randos gonna wanna play DPS AND be shit at the game? How!?

give it up man

He likes Sonic more than I do maybe

Scorpio at night Me and him it felt like threesomes, must be Gemini

Need to sun my yoni

Thinking about this beautiful woman I had the pleasure of meeting last week

IMOGEN HEEEAP NOOOOOOO

I wish I could physically hurt some commercials

Got complimented so much today :)

Not to be a nerd or anything But journaling is basically turning ur emotions into quantifiable and comparable data And that’s rad as shit

Babe shut the FUCK up Dolly Parton is on

Fuck you’re fucking zodiac sign What’s you’re favorite evangelion Angel

A photo from lockdown (+1)

I’m gonna be riding in this high for weeks

I just want nardwuar to say “you’re Angel! We have to know” and I can die happy

:3

A stranger to vulnerability is a stranger to happiness

Protect and serve Jeff 🫡

HEEELLLLL YYEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Un tipo frio y aburrido

This is how I feel with my straight friends sometimes

How many of these “haha non sexual cartoon in sexual positions” were made for memes, and how many were made explicitly to jerk it to

Me if you even bothered to care

I want a visual map of all the albums I listened to in one picture With each listen making that album bigger in the picture Blue sky do your thing

I was raised in these streets