Manifesting an estranged aunt to gift me £50,000 and forever change the trajectory of my life

Taking my rabbit to the barber asking for a hare cut. With a solemn look he reminds me that rabbits are a different species, proceeding to execute me as is barber law.

When shitty public transport cancels out my time theft 👎

A person with attraction for men and women in a state of distress? You mean a bisexual panicked?

If I've ever ghosted you on discord, please know that the problem is me

my lovely mutuals' oc 💛💛 #ffxiv

It's little treat Friday you know what that means 😇 (someone should put me out of my misery)

Just me and my OCD overthinking against the world

Pinned post May '26 revision: 🎮 pokémon, zelda, board games, stardew 🎵soundtrack, kpop, metal, rock, edm, etc 💻 sysadmin 📷 I make passable pictures sometimes 🍜 chinese / japanese food >> 🪧 history, bouldering, reading, anime

I survived my OCD spiral. Please clap

May #promosky ✨Assorted gaming thoughts ✨Shitposts (some even funny) ✨Angry political takes ✨Fish in sauce form ✨Curmudgeonly takes on food ✨Pictures of my plants ✨Pictures of my cats

"Watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane" my cats when I leave for work

All men do is lie

Damn girl you emotionally regulate with that brain?

Please clap (warning: I scream a lot lmao)

If I beat this Hollow Knight boss, will you all cheer

Did anyone actually use the 3D on their 3DS?

[6 likes / 6 mutuals] 💃 musicals 🎮 cosy games 🎲 DnD 📺 animated movies 💬 double texts 💕 the colour pink Tagging: you reading this on your phone 🫵

Who's the funniest person on this site and why is it Fish Sauce Fiend

In every way except physical I am giving you all a little pat on the head

Woke up 5 minutes before my alarm..... life is torturous

The liberation of emotionally detaching and realising that they kinda sucked the entire time >>>

My cuties 🥹

New #promosky Betty ~ 26 ~ she/her ~ queer °•°•°•°•°•° ♡ wuthering waves ♡ books ♡ anime ♡ tv shows (the pitt, iwtv) ♡ other games (stardew, hsr) ♡ crochet ♡ music Would love to meet new people 🤗 ■ only 18+ !!! and if you have your age somewhere on your profile ■

🥺 uquiz.com/quiz/27C1XF/...

Wherever our hour is, I hope she's happy

Work was hell and I missed my bus by literal seconds. Someone put me out of my misery pls

Date idea: we face unfathomable horrors together and become inseparably bonded 🥰

Call it a woman's intuition (paranoia)

What if we fucked around and developed a lifelong friendship

If I like your posts hard enough, maybe you'll realise I want to be friends

To CSM fans: congratulations or sorry that happened

Add me on discord for us to have one exchange and then mutually ghost each other

Me when I'm understandably kicked from servers for inactivity but I liked the emotes

How am I supposed to tidy when there's a cute little cat sitting on me

My level of petty is that I once muted someone who replied to everyone's comments on their post but only liked mine

Hillsborough castle gardens 🌷

My therapist said I'm pretty without makeup..... what are we

Hey, it's me your friend that hasn't messaged back in 2 weeks. Let me give you a sympathy hey.

Oh you love her? Did you send her a pic of those tears of laughter after she said something funny? 🤔

30 🙂‍↕️

My desire to go out for a snack vs my desire to stay cosy inside

Looking for my post lunch sweet treat but you aren't here. 😔

Dublin photo thread 📸

Damn girl you'd be so sexy if you got more than 4 hours of sleep a night

Dumb for dumb

If you're not following the funniest man on this site, you should fix that ☝️😇

my comment section when i post selfies

My little brother will be 22 this week and he'll still kick my seat for the entire journey and if I sit in front of him in a car

Just got rage baited by a bus driver who watched me run for the bus, closed the doors right as I reached them, and pretended to drive off before letting me on 😭😭😭