I feel like the 10 of wands

Give my girl some rest

Tonight’s activity 🪐

Happy full moon to all the little strangers living in my phone

If you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me you will be unique in all the world. To you I shall be unique in all the world

Hopecore tiktok on auto-scroll to keep me motivated through every squat

Tomorrow night is a full moon don’t forget to sleep outside and recharge under the moonlight

At my big age (56) I shouldn’t be keysmashing when something is funny but what can I do.. my young and wild self is taking over

Wherever our hour is, I hope she's happy

Date idea: we face unfathomable horrors together and become inseparably bonded 🥰

I love flowers I just know I was a chubby little bee in a past life, always greedy for more

Got back into Hozier’s music and it instantly brought me peace and put a smile on my face

Call it a woman's intuition (paranoia)

What if we fucked around and developed a lifelong friendship

je ressens l'affection de Jam <3

Celestial bodies/Sublunary collection: Know thy shadow, Illuminated by depth.

What am I even known for besides hating the government

My niece was pretending to film a documentary about a “cave” under my blanket while I was lying on the bed and then she goes “here we have some big mountains” pointing at my butt with the flash on

Me: Bonjour 😊 Monsieur: Bonsoir 😇

Nobody knows I’m having a hard day today except my 354 followers

The dinosaurs could have survived if they just voted harder.

Thank you Adele for Lovesong

Oh you love her? Did you send her a pic of those tears of laughter after she said something funny? 🤔

Seems like y’all are having so much fun with Pokopia haha 😊

Got caught smiling at my phone by a teenager waiting for his bus

Vinteddicted.. 😔☝🏻 I’ve got so many night dresses now I don’t think I’ll ever want to leave my bed again

If you were a color what color would you be? I think I’d be purple 💭

Since my side bangs grew a bit longer I feel prettier 😌 I look at myself in the mirror and hit the 😗✌🏻pose like the good millennial I am

The endless cycle of waiting for your tea to cool down then forgetting about it

Love the feeling of my ponytail swaying from side to side when I walk

Judging one of my mutuals rn #inducingparanoia

@laurellocklind.bsky.social Happy birthday to the best friend I could have ever wished for 🎂💐 She makes me feel whole and loved and I hope everyone gets to find someone like her in their life 🤍

I watched a documentary about whales and now they’re on my mind every day 💭 I think they might be my favorite animal

Yeah.. you can call me a businesswoman 😎 (I sold two items on vinted)

Uninvited men in my replies talking bullshit. I usually ignore them but my patience is running low

Curled up in my duvet with herbal tea and a 3hour scary video on the tablet.. I’m a happy woman

The silence that filled the room when I told my 4yo nephew his mom is my sister and his grandma is my mom.. he just froze and kept muttering “that’s so weird.. that’s so weird…”

I’m officially on the dino side of tiktok rawrrr

My 8yo niece slept in my bed and woke me up with some existential questions like why Jesus came back after dying and why kids are nice but adults end up being mean

You're in her dms, while I'm supporting you because I want to see you both happy.

Buy one action get the consequence free!

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I’m the cool aunt who shows up to see her niece and nephew with candy in her pockets

I got rejected by ser Duncan the tall in my dream last night

Interaction bait, like for an oracle card :) Not promising any reliable results haha

Healing myself has some funny side effects like not caring if nobody laughs at my jokes because they only have to make sense to me 🤭

If we were cavemen I’d pick you as my hunting buddy

My name starts with the symbol I’ve been most drawn to lately.. everything makes sense

Bought candles for my vintage candle holder without checking the length and now it’s just me, my 30 cm candles, and my wobbly candle holder