I dodged rapture in favour of being blown up by the asteroid that’s heading this way.

I designed this raven skull as my second digital file to try out selling on Etsy. I think it came out amazingly well tbh.

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Having a bit of a refresh of my socials. Please bear with me.🤣 Trying to work out what platforms to keep, what to sack off. I need to streamline because I feel like I’ve got too much going on here there and everywhere. You ever feel like that?

Manosphere bros talking about a woman’s “body count” is wild. The fact a body count can only matter when someone is told about it shows how much a body count DOESN’T FUCKIN MATTER. The goddess gave us uglies to bump so bump em!! Why are men devolving to puritanical witchfinder mindsets in 2025? 🫣

Peak 2025 insult is gonna be “your dad looks like he paints roundabouts” ….

Protestors in Nepal overthrew the government in less than 48 hours due to corruption. They refused a curfew, spread protests across all cities, fought police in roaming street battles, burnt down politicians' houses, stole military weapons, stormed the parliament & burnt it, forced the PM to resign.

You couldn’t pay me to give a fuck about one single thing out of a Tory or Reform mouth tbh.

These the same dudes who claim women need men to be their “protectors”?

I share this gentleman's sentiments. 🎯🎯🎯👇

Just posted one of my STL files on Etsy as a lil test. Because honestly how good would it be to have digital files just flying out to customers automatically? Ooft!! Passive income FTW.

The gothening has begun… 🦇 🐦‍⬛

Good morning from the chaos goblin cave.

Being human is exhausting.

Casually just picking and choosing who they want to die off and people are just gonna let it happen.

When you’ve worked your arse off on a piece and it looks amazing but the pictures for the listing look like hot shit 😂

See he had this modelling gig Dec 4th. Alibi right here. Release Luigi immediately. He’s got work to do.

I don’t even ask if Trump’s dead yet these days. He’s never going to die. When the time comes they’ll put his reanimated head in a jar and wheel it about to chat shit to crowds of inbred fucktards at futuristic rallies. He’ll be President for the next 3,000 years. I’m just gonna have to deal with it

The whole island trying to float away from these toothless gammons now.

Ok Taylor Swift. I’m happy for you and all, congratulations etc but $500,000 on a fucking engagement ring is obscene. If people aren’t radicalised by this shit yet I don’t know what. She’s no better than these cunty CEOs at this point.

Left Talk Radio on while I went to the post office and now my dog looks like she’s thinking bout painting a St George flag on a fly tipped mattress.

US military protesting the US backing of Israel’s genocide of Gaza and the Trump regime’s fascism: “Rise up America, it is time to take back this country from these corrupt politicians.” #3E

All these thiccc spiders with big ol booties have moved into my house so I guess it’s really autumn. 🍂 🕷️

Peacemaker is basically if Gaston was a superhero 😆

I think they’re running out of steam, lads.

Can’t sleep. Constantly need a wee and I’m hungry. Korean office worker lunch vids keep showing up in my feed which doesn’t help. Fucking starving.

That’s just the seams of the rubber Trump mask. Elon is inside there. We need to Scooby gang to come along and unmask him for this episode to finally be over.

So that’s it then… you’re telling me Trump’s not even *close* to death!?!? FOR THE EPSTEINTH TIME STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP!!!! 😭 I was hoping for a full on weekend and Donnie’s situation at the announcement 😭😭

People are like “ahh now we’ll see if he’s had a stroke or not!” BRO, HOW COULD YOU TELL? He’s been acting stroked out for years.

A fortuneteller tells Trump: “You will die on the biggest and most celebrated national holiday.” Trump replies: “How do you know?”

Annie Wilkes would have been the ultimate booktok girlie.

Prompt Goblins?

Never let it be said that I don’t have amazing taste in music 👀

BUT if I can’t quit my 9-5 job I’d at least like my 3D printing/art biz to take off so I can switch to that full time. Chainsword work in progress 👇🏼commissions open. Hit me up!

I want to quit my job, go live with a traveling Ren Faire and be a knife thrower. Thank you for your attention to this matter. VC.

… with four more months in 2025 still to go.

So let’s say Trump dies. Vance will take over, and he’s just as fucking batshit crazy, if not crazier. Things will be shit for a few weeks and then HE will be the subject of some major scandal, real or fabricated, and ousted because no one wants that fucknut in charge either. That’s my prediction.

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

Imagine if Trumps not dead and he’s just off getting Turkey teeth 😭

Ok since posting I’ve seen the Trump death rumours. I’m hopeful. Not as hopeful as Melania probably is but still…..

I just signed an executive order to make it legal for you to punch the face of anyone who tuts at you on public transport. Thank you for your attention on this matter. #VoteForVC

Morning all. Is he dead yet? 🍊

Camping pitch all set up. Now chilling with a 🍷 while my dinner cooks on the fire. Spotted a big ol blackberry bush just across the way and started chomping…. Then doubted myself, ARE they blackberries? What if they’re not? 🤔 Wonder if I should make myself puke. Ahhhh the great outdoors.

On the road 🛣️ and just bought the most overpriced fuckin honey I’ve ever encountered at a petrol station to resuscitate a knackered bee I almost trod on in the loo. I better go to heaven for this. 🐝

Re-watching peacemaker series 1 before I start the new one and I CANNOT skip the opening credits. Ever. 😂

I miss these Texas days and her.

Good morning you magnificent bastards.