Well now I’m just confused.

Well this is ominous.

YOU IS THE POPE OF FOOLS

I think they just blocked me

⚠️full thread contains suggestive artwork⚠️ This made me laugh because it implies every raunchy piece of artwork of a woman is meant to represent every woman in existence, because that’s definitely how that works.

Kyle’s mom is…right behind me, isn’t she?

Love seeing women who are caked in makeup tell other women that they can’t shave for sensory reasons because of the patriarchy or something, like girl take a makeup wipe to your face before you start criticizing other women’s “unfeminist” self expression.

Sodagender people when I pull out the mentos

Please ignore mistake, me am good at grammer.

When you've never been around a straight guy.

If people really believed they couldn’t speak on issues about minority groups they aren’t apart of they’d actually keep their mouth shut instead of giving their opinion before virtue signaling afterward to make themselves to sound like “one of the good ones”.

HAL x David toxic yaoi

So there's this GC I have with @mushr00mg1rl.bsky.social, @j3ster0fthem00n.bsky.social, and @starling1469.bsky.social where I just post the most random bullshit I find on Twitter when none of them are online and then they get jump scared by the dumbest takes ever.

And they told me a shrimp fried this post.

Carrot stop scamming toddlers out of their neon unicorns this isn’t healthy

Getting possessed by stupid fucking ideas part 1

I feel personally called out

@ephromjosine.bsky.social Did you?

Repost this if you’ve ever felt personally attacked by the pig from Invader Zim

Can't believe you touched the wii remote without taking it to dinner tsk tsk XD.

If only that silly lesbian didn’t call that male fictional character hot one time, then their boundaries would be respected by men! That’s how that works definitely!

I had this nosebleed while talking to the person who is now my girlfriend, I AM A FUCKING ANIME GIRL! FROM A YURI ANIME!

Hi my name is bitches :3.

I get so many bitches it’s crazy! … Okay, I get one bitch but that’s better than nothing.

I went back on Twitter again specifically to do this by the way.

I just had the most insane nosebleed what am I an anime girl 🩸warning

It’s hard not to think my critics are genuinely stupid when some of them don’t know the difference between an adjective and a verb

Which game do the ghosts of dead children back Elon Musk into a Tesla cybertruck and then it catches on fire or whatever cybertrucks do

I’m convinced they put springlocks in the tesla cybertruck or something

Most of my bluesky posts can be summed up with “TikTok sucks”

If Hazbin fans shouldn’t be sad over Angel Dust’s trauma, then they also shouldn’t be mad over Val’s actions. If you guys are gonna mock people for having emotional reactions to this show, then half of your Hazbin-hate-club who seethes over Val should also be mocked. Consistency, people.

I’m so sick of defending my existence to people who think they’re better than me because they, despite making their entire personality liking women, hate women.

Asking @mushr00mg1rl.bsky.social for Amazing Digital Circus spoilers because I'm just that Sigma.

Trying to meet my apple quota by eating a giant cosmic crisp apple so the Washington government doesn’t execute me

Idk why but I get almost exclusively bird content on my bluesky feed, I’m not complaining tho

me n gang

In FNAF 4, foxy was in the closet. In the next game, foxy became a drag queen. Be like foxy, and discover your true self Happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I think I’m the only human on earth who likes these

OH SHIT MY BAD LMAO. Jeez it's almost like they have some kind of internalized bigotry or something wowww.

Remember. They got "gold stars" so that must mean they have to be correct.

And don’t forget bisexuals who date men. They REALLY HATE bisexuals who date men for some reason.

The wave of pride month biphobia from insecure lesbians is starting, take cover everyone…

Can TikTok stop trying to give dark skin tone coloring advice? Every time it’s just “don’t give your character an OLIVE undertone! YYYYUCK!!“ or “lightskin black person? WHAT’S THAT?” Darker skinned people come in a bunch of different shades and undertones, I kinda thought this was common knowledge.

Why the fuck does this look like a fleshlight from hell???

THANK YOU OH MY GOD!!!

“___ is a cultural food!” Yeah. Every food is a cultural food. That’s what culture is. People use “cultural” to mean “exotic” way too often.

Woah woah WOAH!!!