Hux and I have so much in common

Exiled Hux in the kitchen

They're the same picture

That one time Kylo was in charge of their Halloween costumes

Hux = orange, Kylo = blue

Witch Hux, dinner Kylo

people keep trying to make the internet Professional and for work instead of it's intended use of perverts sharing Star Trek fan fiction

Hux accidentally inhales once on the way to Kylos room on the Night Buzzard (aka space weed central) and gets so high he does this to their freezer.

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Kylux wedding suits. 🖤🧡

Hux's how to get rid of Kylo plan. Doesn't work, because Kylo is a hopeless romantic and doesn't have any point of reference. 😇

#StarfleetAcademyspoilers I.... YES PLEASE?

On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?

Hux 🤝🏻 Garak

Folks I know it takes a little extra time and there's a lot going on, but please try to use alt text. It's hard if you're otg but otherwise just do it. It's not just about your one post, it's about creating and sustaining a culture of accessibility.

Bat Hux

Benjamin every episode: (Except for In The Pale Moonlight, he's saying it in front of a mirror there.)

I can confirm this works, at least with my partner. If you bait him right he'll imfodump on you so fast you won't remember your name after. But you will know everything that ever happened to Barbarossas nephew once removed.

#StarfleetAcademyspoilers Having a canon ship is so disorienting. What do you mean, the spikey steogosaurus drill Sargent is canonically called kitten by her girlfriend??? I really don't have to do the work for you huh?

#StarfleetAcademyspoilers The second they appeared on screen together I was like oh my god I need them to fuck. And then Starfleet Academy was like: okay. 😊

I watch Starfleet Academy for the plot. The plot:

I don't want Heated Rivalry (I have absolutely nothing against it, it's great) - I want, no need, these 2 to fuck on screen.

The last Jedi with big naturals

Clarence “Strings” McCrane 🫶🏽 #𝖺𝖽𝖺𝗆𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋

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Kylo 🖤

The writers of a show having no clue how to wrap it up always baffles me. I always think about JMS having a 5 season arc for Babylon 5 & contingency plans for the contingency plans if an actor would suddenly not be available anymore. Sure having an idea for 1 cool season is great. But please don't

Garak knows what's up

Kylux honeymoon

Apparently upon waking up I can't stop thinking about how Vader reduces Krennic to a sticky, quivering mess - while Thrawn watches from behind a privacy screen. Sometimes Vader is looking that way to see if he's doing good and will get a treat afterwards.

What lead to Kylo killing Han. (yes I am joking about fictional patricide 👹).

Kylo. Hux is the shelter vet and he just nods & does it, but it's only a tranquilizer. When Kylo is asleep he gets Phasma to throw the guy in the dog costume over her shoulder and takes him home because thr big doggo is really hot. Have some abduction fluff for the new year I guess? 🤷🏻

Merry Succulentlux 🤪

They're the same picture

Hux

Kylo

The mash up I didn't know I needed. youtube.com/shorts/NLOpj...

You're telling me the Lizard was gay all along, how would I have known?! (Sarcastic)

Also yes, yes I agree he is already dressed as the next Doctor.

Had a #Garashir thought or two, watching this. Especially because the episode is called The Shape Of Time.

CW mprg Because pregnant Hux ordering from the mess hall, obviously remembering everything & everyone from his recruit days.

Phew ok, for the longest time Ten was my absolute comfort character, in an absolutely non-horny way. I just woke up from a dream in which he kissed me. I'm so confused. Is it because David is now well over 50 so automatically more attractive to me?

Hux doesn't need Force powers he can do this

Hux (Did we do this one already or am I having a deja vue?)

Hux (Vader would have loved him.)

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Old man Hux

Hux laughed too hard about this article and boom, inherited the curse. "Mariam Nabatanzi from Uganda gave birth to 44 children by the age of 36. This included 3 sets of quadruplets, 4 sets of triplets and 6 sets of twins, due to a rare genetic condition causing hyperovulation."

He's pretty, but he really wants to stay headless. No way this fucking helmet will stay attached, I just stuck some poster gum in it so it would stay on. With the TFA version, you can kinda just press down on the hood with the helmet in really hard and it snaps on, impossible with this one.

So this how Kylo manages to have perfect hair, despite wearing his helmet a lot.