I dislike blindbox stuff in general and I wouldn't randomly buy, but I had to get this little guy because of his Kylo vibe.

I can multitask, so 🧡🖤

Unexpectedly falling for a ship and consuming everything you can find about them is the best drug on the planet.

In an unforeseen turn of events I rewatched Heat and fell for Vincent Hanna/Neil McCauley ultra hard. youtu.be/YTb6MoMLvcY?...

Vampire Kylo

My Garashir project has definitely changed how I think about Hemipenes

You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you? Well, I'm fucked ♻️

Kylo just wants to be carried bridal style by Hux ok

Kylo looses a bet with the KOR and has to do a sexy dance on the conference table after a meeting. Hux is like WTF when Kylo starts in full gear and helmet. After 0,68 seconds he's furiously horny, wants to leave, but can't because he doesn't want Kylo to know how aroused he is.

I'm reorganising my collection space so it's not really presentable right now, but I think it's an appropriate time for taking a picture of the boys and grandpa.

"You've never looked more beautiful General."

Hux, me, everyone on here

Furby Kylo facing Han on SKB

Hux texting Kylo between TLJ and the other movie that doesn't exist.

Them

CW dentist procedures absolutely no details My new dental surgeon is a star wars fan too. We both had visible merch on, can recommend bonding like that before deciding on a big procedure.

How to catch Allan

Kylo imports this tradition from the Night Buzzard to the Finalizer. The result is pure chaos. Mitaka doesn't realise the important change and tries to kiss Hux, which Kylo prevents by force choke (he is still under the mistletoe so it's totally allowd), while Hux is now trying to stab Kylo.

The KOR on the other hand pee a little when Kylo comes back from a solo mission. So Kylo thinks Hux hates him, because that's never happened with him.

Kylo is using my chunky 3d Death Star popsocket as a headrest. It's so cute. 🥹

Arkanisian witch Hux

Ok so I arrived at the comic shop exactly on opening time and I'm trying to stall a little so that they don't notice I'm a Kylo Ren addict (joking, I'm wearing my Kylo shirt and Lightsaber necklace, I just don't like to go inside a freshly opened shop as the first customer).

Snoke ie regretting making them Co-Commanders

Hux has taken up crocheting

What if Id write a thing about Julian revenge breaking into the holo deck just to find Garak naked on a basking rock? *having a stare-off with myself in the mirror*

Finally found a light-up Kyber crystal that I liked. ❤️

Btw I still think it's super cool I got married on Halloween. Our reasons are more personal, but it's also cool to dress up and walk around as if the whole city was our Goth wedding anniversary guests.

Halloween Kylux

I would also accept this version

I'm not often interested in modern AUs but I'm craving a Kylux version of this so bad now

Hux didn't want to join Kylo and the KOR on their camping trip in the first place

Hux

I told my partner about the ditched Ben Solo script and he whispered "Force Ghost: message from Ren". And added "II came up with that in 30 sec, there's no reason for those in charge to dismiss anything just because a character is dead." 😍😭

I can sense at least 5 different Kylux fics in here

// private, venting, parents Since my parents changed drastically during C* I don't call them much. But I haven't cut contact and I won't, so this is my own fault. But I still need to voice my feelings. My father is switching between drinking borax, chlorine dioxide and who knows

Kylo

Also that time he got a medal for being the tallest human in history.

One thing about me is that I'm not over this, not even remotely.

i don’t mean to add to the top/bottom spirk discourse, but obviously kirk was the bottom because he liked being in charge everywhere but the bedroom. and ofc spock was hung like a horse this is factual guys

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand 1. Animal flesh, any kind (land, sea, air) 2. Ultraviolet (not offensive just extremely boring) 3. Eins, Zwei, Polizei (well, self-explanatory)

I mean it's pretty accurate

Riker in "Phantasms"

Hux

Regularly happens when Hux is in the Genrerals meeting. Kylo is of course naked while crawling.

Modern Kylo & the KOR AU

Kylo owns a t-shirt he got for completing this route.

Can't belive we've been wearing almost the same shirt today.

In his Flip era

Hux

The energy I bring to Bluesky