In light of @davecolon.bsky.social's report on Sean Manaea riding the subway, I would like to report that I saw Jesse Winker riding the NYC Ferry yesterday.

I went to high school with the coach of the Connecticut little league team, and I can't remember if he's the guy who wanted to beat me up for wearing a kilt to junior prom.

All joints are pre rolled.

People Unsure Subway Safety Is Ever Sustainable, or PUSSIES.

The new season of that show about the restaurant in Chicago? Buddy. You can Bear without me.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Dumb bitch doesn't realize he just made the jobs report a tiny bit worse. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...

“We can’t elect a socialist to be mayor. He’ll ruin the economy.”

The ghost of Ed Koch would like a word with Andrew Cuomo's campaign.

I don't get people who refrigerate their butter. It's, like, that's not how butter is going to kill me.

New Exhibit at Brooklyn's Old Stone House Draws Inspiration from a South Asian Connection to the American Revolution www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

Good reminder that Trump is a dumbshit who doesn't know what he's doing.

It's another great day for dickheads.

Strawberries and cantaloupe are the Bash Brothers of fruit salad.

FOLKS - THERE IS A WHALE IN THE EAST RIVER

Ok. I’ll bite. Who are Joe and Mika?

It’s just so sad that Aaron Hernandez died before he had a chance to join Trump’s cabinet.

Trump Cabinet: Oops! All Dickheads edition.

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