Hell won't take me and heaven won't save me, so I shall spend eternity wandering the wastes of the world like a ship unmoored, with no safe harbor or respite from the storm!

At this point, If anyone still think the tangerine toddler was a good choice because he's 'not a politician' then I hope their next prostate exam is done by a blind plumber, and their next haircut is by a deaf chimpanzee with no depth perception using a pair of rusty garden shears.

How do I heal? I can feel you with me still! Promise I will never know! 'Cause I'll never let you go!

Current Mood: contemplating the evanescent qualities of my own existence, and the futility of trying to progress in a world that only rewards those born into wealth, while the rest of us scratch and claw our way out of the mud, spending our entire lives striving to reach a future we'll never see...

#IsHeDeadYet? #ICantWaitToReadHisObituary!

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 White House Hires Hungry Fox To Guard Presidential Henhouse! Wait A Minute, I'm Just Hearing They Also Hired A Compulsive Liar To Check Facts, And A Serial Arsonist As Head Of The Newly Established "US Fire Prevention Department!" We Truly Live In The Worst Version Of Reality!

Are we great yet? Are we winning yet? Are we having fun yet? #IsHeDeadYet?

After this whole "America 250" farce falls flat on it's face, becoming the disaster every sane person left in America know it'll be, watch the orange man-baby whine about it for weeks, because his big day was ruined! Because that's what it was REALLY about! It's HIS birthday party... Not America's!

My new mantra to keep me sane is: "Someday, I'll wake up, and this will all be over!" "One say, I'll wake up, and he won't!"

What is VP couch-fu**we only married Usha because her name is one letter away from "USA" and he's just that pathetic?

So we're at the point where we're just giving violent J6 rioters reparation handout because they got arrested for breaking the law? Oh yea, I think we're long past our "let them eat cake" moment!

Can we please just skip to the part where all the cult members drink the flavor-aid?

I can't way to read #TheBigBeautifulObituary! It's gonna be great! Possibly even the best obituary I've ever seen!

As much as I loathe him with every quark of every proton, of every atom, of every molecule, of every cell, of every fiber of my being, I still hope the orange one passes peacefully in his sleep, rather than in a way that turns him into a martyr.

my daily #ReleaseTheEpsteinFilesRant Alex Acosta, #EpsteinClass.

Any political figure or lawmaker who votes AGAINST outlawing child marriage belongs in prison, not positions of power. If you disagree with that, go take a look in the mirror then turn yourself into your local authorities.

The only think keeping me from spiraling into despair and existential dread is his age and obviously poor health. I just keep reminding myself: He's old, he's fat, and he eats like a pig. He probably doesn't have much time left, and I really can't wait to read his obituary.

With the 🦇💩🤪🍊🐖 building a ball room while many Americans can't afford to feed their families, I think we've blown past our 'let them eat cake' moment.

There's a town in New York called Hicksville! Sounds more like a town in Georgia or Tennessee! Howdy y'all! I'm from Hicksville! My sister's my mother's cousin! My daddy's my uncle and my grandpa! Yeehaw! We're having possum burgers for dinner! Don't mind them thar parasites! They adds flavor!

Hey Peter Thiel... I know you or your company are probably watching... Hi! 🧿👋😅 For the record, naming your company after the tool the BAD GUY uses to spy on the heroes isn't the flex you think it is! And by the way, since you're looking for the Antichrist... Might I suggest looking in the mirror?

I'm honestly beginning to think "only the good die young." is more true than we ever imagined. I mean... Just look how long Pat Robertson lived...

At this time of the year in the northeast, it's better to bring a sweater and not need one than need a sweater and not bring one.

Oh no! They captured a picture of the reality of the situation with #DozyDon napping? Those monsters!

I've never wanted to read an obituary so bad in my entire life.

They chose... Poorly.

Every morning when I wake up, I check to see if he didn't.

I find it somewhat sad that people cling to their religion as if it’s absolute truth, even though they’d believe something else entirely if they were born elsewhere. If someone who may be a Christian now were you to be born in Japan instead, they'd ikely have been raised as buddhist or shinto.

SHE REMINDS ME OF A BEEDY EYED RODENT!

So... How long will it be until the orange one starts tossing his inner circle to the wolves? Bondy and the crispy gnome don't count, I'm talking about Ketchup and KegsBreath!

I say let the orange man-baby wannabe dictator have his bunker! When I think of despots and bunkers, another guy comes to mind... Some guy in Germany... Something with an H... If I remember correctly, the whole bunker thing didn't work out so well for him in the end.

Every morning when I wake up... The first thing I do is check if he didn't!

Took a video of this cool shell formation on my beach walk. If all of you repost it as many times as you can maybe some journalists will see it and do something about it

It's Gonna Gonna Gonna Gonna... It's Gonna Be May!

I'd never wish death on anybody, but I feel like this world would be a better place if some people's parents never met...

The irony of that alleged shooting last night is that it's not even trending on any social media sites aside from #TrothSential.

Malaria Tramp: Vai eez fat peeg hoozbend steel alive? I marry heem sinking he eez old, not leev long, I take munny, zen go back to muzzerland! Zis eez not vat I signed up for! Eez not fair!

If you think Applebee's on a date might is fancy... You might be a redneck!

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One "positive" that's come from this whole Iran thing is that I'll never me able to look at a map again and not know where the strait of Hormuz is.