Here's an anti-gravity cake to finish the year off

In any other context, an 80 year old man telling a little girl "you sound so beautiful and cute" would just be weird AF, but following that with "How old are you?" is definitely the creepy icing on the perverted cake... Like seriously? WTF! #LockHimUp #TrumpIsAPervert #HesInTheEpsteinFiles

When this nightmare is over... Whether it be by the slow decay of time, impeachment or he miraculously survives to the end of his term and gets voted out, they need to release the FULL Epstein files, unredacted, aside from the marks that protect the victims. We need to stop protecting perverts!

STOP MAKING MASS SHOOTERS FAMOUS! Don't say their names on TV/YouTube! Don't write "what we know..." articles about them! Forget them! They WANT to be remembered! Mourn their victims, but don't ever stain your lips with their names! We, as a society, need to stop immortalizing these monsters!

The Hatred MAGA Demonstrates is the Real Sin.

🤣🤣🤣 #ItsACult

New Christmas commercial on the importance of recycling ♻️ • 2D animation by Brikk • Inspired by Don Bluth End text says: "Bottles and cans can be given new life. Animals can't"

MTG is finding out the hard way that her face is NOT excluded from being eaten by leopards! Karma's a bitch... Isn't it Marge?

What they're doing, Blowing boats out of the water, then going back to make sure there were no survivors, it's murder! Whether the orange one is impeached or not doesn't matter anymore! When this is all over, "We were just following orders!" isn't gonna cut it! This is murder! Plain and simple!

"When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!" ~Thomas Jefferson

“Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” ~Voltaire

Remember the good old days when being empathetic and anti-fascist was a good thing, and hating on Nazis and racist wasn't considered not hate speech? Remember when Russia was the bad guys in all the old movies? Remember when people weren't laughing at us, and America was actually great?

Modern republican party: we're not giving the poor people money to eat unless you let us take Healthcare away from the same poor people!

May everyone have a blessed Samhain, but if you mispronounce it, may it be less blessed than those who know how to properly say it. #BlessedSamhain #HappyHalloween #TheVeilIsThin

I wonder how all his supporters are going to react if/when the shut down lasts into November, and they don't get their SNAP benefits? it's going to sting when all those families depending on food stamps to get Thanksgiving dinner on the table this year don't get paid! They are NOT gonna be happy!

It's funny how some people lost their minds over the Cracker Barrel logo changing, and were frothing at the mouth over the thought of them renovating... Remember THOSE people? It's funny how they don't seem to care about the orange man LITERALLY demolishing the ACTUAL F@#&ING white house!

I miss the good old (sane) days where being anti-fascist was a good thing.

The #ChristmasCreep is getting out of hand! Now I'm seeing Christmas stuff on sale at Walmart BEFORE Halloween! Back in my day (the 90's and 00's) Christmas was Christmas! Halloween was Halloween! They were kept apart by Thanksgiving! The only acceptable crossover was Halloween and Thanksgiving!

I'm almost 30... I've been drinking this stuff since I was 18 and still don't have any wings! False advertising I say! I demand recompense! #IStillDontHaveWings

Truer words have never been spoken. "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.” -Sinclair Lewis

I'd normally adhere to the adage "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity." but in the case of the modern #GQP and the orange one's supporters... It's a toxic mixture of both.

I hope that when the orange one is gone, JD Vance has enough common sense to end the tariff war and cut the crap with this ICE Nazi nonsense. He was a #NeverTrumper before he drank the MAGA kool-aid so maybe there's hope? We have to try and stay positive.

PSA: Please reschedule any fishing charters and remain inland for the next 24-48 hours. The President is embroiled in another sex scandal and will be looking for something to bomb. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Well folks... Once again it's that time of year! Time to set an alarm for waking up Billy-Joe Armstrong at the end of the month!

Come on cholesterol! You can do it! Work faster! #IsHeDeadYet? #WhyIsntHeDeadYet? #WorkFaster

How has there not been a big-budget action movie starting Kieneau Reeves, Tom Cruise and Will Smith kicking robot-alien ass? Universal... Fox... Call me! I have ideas... And you have money!

When this is over... If this is ever over... If our country survives... I hope the orange one and all his cronies, sycophants, and ICE Storm-troopers are held accountable! We're talking Nuremberg trials levels of accountability! And they don't get to say they were "just following orders!"

Why does this read like something written by AI? I'm pretty sure this WAS written by AI! I've played around with chat GPT/Copilot enough to recognize the AI writing style! The em-dashes (–) are a dead GIVEAWAY! Also terms like "Silent Defiance" reek of AI writing! No way Mrs. "Be Best" wrote this!

Well... It was inevitable people... The cam girl bots have found Bluesky... I woke up to 5 new followers, all of them bots. It was nice while it lasted.

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, while those who study history are doomed to watch helplessly as everybody else repeats it.

I miss the days when "A Series of Unfortunate Events" was just the name of some books people read when I was in school, and not an accurate description of my life!

There is simple pleasure to be had from sitting in a hospital bed, sniffing lavender oil aromatherapy inhalers, while sipping chicken broth.

RIP Ozzy! We may have lost a legend, but Hell just gained a new Prince!

Ignorant Old Boomer: I don't believe in no global warming... If it was real, why don't they talk about it on the news? Also Ignorant Old Boomer: EXCLUSIVELY watches Fox News.

So... who had "Kanye West admitting he gave his 6 year old cousin a BJ when he was 14" on their 2025 Bing card? BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T!

I'm not religious... but I feel like the pope dying on easter is a bad sign!

I remember where plane crashes were rare! I miss the good old days...

So this is what it feels like to watch a car crash in slow motion, while being strapped down, eyes forced open clockwork orange-style, knowing there's nothing we can do to stop this hell!

#HappyBirthdayMewtwo!

Just when I think he can't go any lower, he grabs a fucking shovel and starts digging!

Smashmouth - Allstar Not only does it mention the world being on fire, but anyone left who hears it will either die with nostalgia for the 90s or die angry because they hate the song! Either way, I die with a smile on my face!

Pokémon should start giving players a choice to not to answer "are you a boy or a girl" section so the #GQP loses their mind and starts calling it Wokémon!

Happy eve upon which we celebrated the completion of another rotation around our local solar body!

And order Chinese food for dinner!

Little roar 🦁