Who the hell wants to survive the end of the world, man.

[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).] What is he saying about me now.

The harder you try to avoid it. [Turning to Oberon.] the more likely summons become.

And you sound so happy about it.

[Hearing everyone go "aww oberon" followed by a pillar of flame in the distance.] died in battle. [crossing his fingers] c'monnnn died in battle.

Burn not the dragon: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Hey.

Not this fucking guy.

Are they killing Merlin's ass in the QRTs

/ obie has so many enemies every time I log in I feel like the knife cat

Fae Britain is destroyed, so most of my goals were accomplished. It's more of a draw than a victory. Also, you didn't do shit. You just threw quartz into the gachapon machine and I came out.

Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.

That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.

Is that the secret to your eternal youth.

Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.

Give this girl a #true

Avalon is fake lol. Who the fuck is Merlin, you've been talking to thin air. You sound crazy right now.

More like Abalone because the motherfuckers living there are fishy as fuck

When the beat drops I'm going to kill myself.

[Bows] Thank you.

The dragon does not concern himself with employment

<-- White dragon of Britannia

Hello everyone. Torment beam.

They don't even have a bridge in East London.

I mean, she's not dead. She's just not real.

「It's probably so crazy meeting someone whose Saint Graph contains your dead wife and fundamentally defines part of their personality.」

Titania is fake [The ground starts to shake from Kingprotea's crying] Titania's existence is hotly debated

What do you have to do with KingproteaaaAAAAHH

I don't know who that is. Is she [war flashbacks to protea] huh

Didn't he say he didn't much care for luxury

Summertime [Sees Melusine, turns back.] Bedtime

Don't lose it, I only have three.

"Where did you get those Ultima tomes" Target Singularity, shut the fuck up

[Hands her an Ultima tome]

[Sighs] Do you want one.

I'm not beating up 13 year olds anymore. If they attacked me I'd still parry them, though.

//i saw this while looking Tasha is so funny man

Just suffer from an existential crisis like normal people, man.

When I finish draining the life force of all Gudas around, you will finally witness my true form: John Grandorder.

Technically I didn't do anything.

Hey I thought you said that was dum [The week is reset.]

Bye ladies. [Turns to Nemo.] Go my Cernunnos.

Yeah that’s fair. Sorry ladies. [Waving them off.]