Oberon (Vortigern)
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The curtain rises!
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11 months ago
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Uh-huh. Bye.
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about 3 hours ago
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Alright, well, that's none of my business.
about 15 hours ago
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6 days ago
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Oberon (Vortigern)
ambrosius.
6 days ago
I don't have a comeback for that.
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Avalanches wouldn't have the dignity to kill you either, prodigal son. Are you even welcome anywhere? I doubt it.
6 days ago
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I always return, like an avalanche.
6 days ago
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Ok.
6 days ago
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13 days ago
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Have a good day, . [Doesn't know her name and at this point it's too cringe to ask.] Yeah.
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16 days ago
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Hm. No.
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16 days ago
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I'm a pain in the ass to recommend things to. It's... well, I have a lot of free time, so I read extensively.
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16 days ago
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/ spent five whole fucking minutes figuring out what books this bitch would like. I knew he'd love beckett though
16 days ago
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... Yeah. Why wouldn't you be. [Pauses.] I enjoyed Il pastor vido, by Guarini. And then I guess Poe and Beckett in general.
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16 days ago
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Proust, all in a single day. [Pauses.] ...You're really asking?
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16 days ago
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[Guy who's always pretending one way or another] Good. A Midsummer Night's Dream? It's messy because the writer's a hackjob. It wasn't even a pence's worth of literature.
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19 days ago
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Of course not. I'd kill you for tasting victory in my presence.
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19 days ago
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Affinity with animals. Pre-Catholic would mean you don't hate puppies. I mean, they didn't actually say you did even after, but I don't think they meant for the Antichrist to be good with puppies.
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19 days ago
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Likewise. [Pauses] If you hadn't caught me at this time I could've said it more convincingly. Not a problem, I hope.
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19 days ago
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Wait, is this medieval or post-Renaissance?
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20 days ago
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It's Oberon. Or Vortigern. Either is fine.
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20 days ago
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Technically all of those are true.
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20 days ago
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Yeah, Merlin is redpilled.
20 days ago
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From my perspective? Generous. Alright.
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20 days ago
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I think Merlin is redpilled. Investigation ongoing.
20 days ago
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Huh. Follow-up question: do you think the alpha/beta hierarchy is a valid system to categorise men in?
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20 days ago
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That could be anyone.
20 days ago
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Oberon (Vortigern)
lottie. β©
20 days ago
What's with the guy who's beautiful an' yet deeply annoyin'?
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[Swaps places with a lesser fae]
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20 days ago
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The bricks were the common denominator. Or maybe it's the cease and desist notices. I'm not sure. And yes, you would know that, wouldn't you, tower boy.
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20 days ago
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Yeah, you're British now.
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20 days ago
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Let's go to the baths with pride in our homeland.
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20 days ago
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Oberon (Vortigern)
:o)
20 days ago
γThe curse has been beating my ass since infancy.γ
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I thought medieval fortifications would always work. More the fool me, I guess. Humans have so much in their arsenal these days.
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20 days ago
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I'm actually very considerate and compassionate.
20 days ago
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[Swaps it with another Union Jack wordlessly.]
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20 days ago
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What does liking things have anything to do with your enjoyment of consistency. If anything, you should worship the ground I walk on for being consistently horrible.
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20 days ago
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Great, use this. [Hands Nemo a towel. It's Union Jack.]
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20 days ago
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For fun.
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20 days ago
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Is it "ominous" or "foreboding" if I'm literally standing here
20 days ago
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Let's go to the baths together.
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20 days ago
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Good night? Not if I have anything to say about it.
20 days ago
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Hey.
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20 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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Is the captain a Tory, thread locked after 27916 pages
about 1 month ago
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So why were you asking me if I was gay then condemning me about it
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about 1 month ago
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[Doesn't follow them to the lounge] byeeee
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about 1 month ago
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Alright. Blanca, fly her to lounge.
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about 1 month ago
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Stop sullying drama and theatre, you fucking philistine. Bleed on the stage or die without knowing life beyond yourself.
about 1 month ago
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She's right but I'm legally prohibited to express approval.
about 1 month ago
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Oberon (Vortigern)
ritsuka!!
about 1 month ago
Suffering is paramount to the human condition. To love is to hurt one another, and be hurt. It is the flesh and blood of good stories. You will not survive in my new world.
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