I am not doing that.

GET ME OUTTA HERE

I love not working. Fuck you for summoning me. I'm addicted to the unwind, I love relaxing,

Thanks.

Okay well, Santos you can keep being negative. I feel like that's an integral part of your character archetype.

I'm not doing that.

True, it's my birthday.

Guys, can we stop being so negative. It's literally Oberon's birthday.

Tough crowd.

Next time I'll teach the brats Megidolaon.

Who the hell wants to survive the end of the world, man.

[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).] What is he saying about me now.

The harder you try to avoid it. [Turning to Oberon.] the more likely summons become.

And you sound so happy about it.

[Hearing everyone go "aww oberon" followed by a pillar of flame in the distance.] died in battle. [crossing his fingers] c'monnnn died in battle.

Burn not the dragon: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Hey.

Not this fucking guy.

Are they killing Merlin's ass in the QRTs

/ obie has so many enemies every time I log in I feel like the knife cat

Fae Britain is destroyed, so most of my goals were accomplished. It's more of a draw than a victory. Also, you didn't do shit. You just threw quartz into the gachapon machine and I came out.

Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.

That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.

Is that the secret to your eternal youth.

Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.

Give this girl a #true

Avalon is fake lol. Who the fuck is Merlin, you've been talking to thin air. You sound crazy right now.

More like Abalone because the motherfuckers living there are fishy as fuck

When the beat drops I'm going to kill myself.

[Bows] Thank you.

The dragon does not concern himself with employment

<-- White dragon of Britannia

Hello everyone. Torment beam.

They don't even have a bridge in East London.

I mean, she's not dead. She's just not real.

「It's probably so crazy meeting someone whose Saint Graph contains your dead wife and fundamentally defines part of their personality.」

Titania is fake [The ground starts to shake from Kingprotea's crying] Titania's existence is hotly debated

What do you have to do with KingproteaaaAAAAHH

I don't know who that is. Is she [war flashbacks to protea] huh

Didn't he say he didn't much care for luxury