[Escapes on Blanca]

I'm taking some time off in late September, chief. Thanks.

/ im really fucking bad with real ass historical figures but if you tell me theyre important to some countrys religious/occult history ill eat the primary sources to assimilate their knowledge

/ lady avalon should say mada mada dane in a british accent

It's just like that show, the demon of tennis

Yeah, exactly like that.

Oooh look at me I’m Oberon. I get to have 1000 pieces of merchandise and a deep dive into my psyche.

[Guy with like 5000 pages of content] I don't know what that's like.

Nemo has somehow never gotten an anniversary craft essence.

[A second plague of locusts descends]

[A plague of locusts attacks Merlin as he and his bug fairies clean up.]

Sure I'll clean an office.

[Clean-shaven] docs.google.com/document/d/1...

/ my oberons Thing is that he remembers being "human", he knows what its like to feel a myriad of emotions without the bg vocals of hatred, so this existence is shatteringly painful for him

I'm not gonna haunt you, get real. With what I am, I'm going straight into oblivion. The ashes are just to make you develop asthma from dust buildup.

I'm going to kill myself and tell the brat to scatter my ashes in your room.

Oh, here comes the fucking hater in his chud tower.

Hah? I'd turn into a cat, sure. It's one way to escape the debt collector.

/ jay n dust here rn....christmas miracle

Did you hear something.

Haha oh.

Hey now.

[Unleashing a plague of locusts in his room]

:|

KNIGHTS STOP FOLLOWING ME.

Knights stop following me.

100 melon bread on the wall, 100 melon bread. Take one down, eat it myself. 99 melon bread.

No.

Sweet of you to think I care. I'll use your name because it's your name. Dunk your head into cold water.

I'm walking backwards to avoid giving you an advantage, Merlin.

Uh-huh. Bye.

Alright, well, that's none of my business.

I don't have a comeback for that.

Avalanches wouldn't have the dignity to kill you either, prodigal son. Are you even welcome anywhere? I doubt it.

I always return, like an avalanche.

Ok.

Have a good day, . [Doesn't know her name and at this point it's too cringe to ask.] Yeah.

Hm. No.

I'm a pain in the ass to recommend things to. It's... well, I have a lot of free time, so I read extensively.

/ spent five whole fucking minutes figuring out what books this bitch would like. I knew he'd love beckett though

... Yeah. Why wouldn't you be. [Pauses.] I enjoyed Il pastor vido, by Guarini. And then I guess Poe and Beckett in general.

Proust, all in a single day. [Pauses.] ...You're really asking?

[Guy who's always pretending one way or another] Good. A Midsummer Night's Dream? It's messy because the writer's a hackjob. It wasn't even a pence's worth of literature.

Of course not. I'd kill you for tasting victory in my presence.