My obsession with mahogany furniture has come back to bite me on the ass (I cannot find a chest of drawers that matches my other furniture)

I realise this is a ridiculous number of pairs of boots to own, but I'm down to a mere fourteen pairs of boots, which is less than it was before! Hurrah!

Amazon right now can't decide if I'm looking for guitar accessories or home repair tools. The joke is on them. I'm looking for ways to mount my sword to the wall.

We are officially back home and I have treated my mother to Moving Day Chinese. It's freezing cold because we have no curtains or furniture, but I'm at home again!

Trying to play DND while the rest of my family are actively moving out of this house is great

Thought about this some more: does this make me the rat from Horrible Histories?

Ghost are back on tour so I would like to apologise for the person I am going to be until the 23rd of February.

There's a secret extra part of music that you can only hear if your volume is turned high enough to cause damage and unfortunately it's the part that makes music fucking slap

Today I am going to do something dumb! (Start watching The Pitt even though there's The Scene in the first episode)

love your friends, let your friends love you

I'm coming to think that maybe what I should do with my time is start making silly little video essays on YouTube so I have something to do with all these baller essay titles I'm coming up with

Alien Romulus handed everyone themes on a platter and yet somehow STILL failed to deliver, and I'll never get over how disappointed I am in it.

And then I wrote 2000 words today. Being insane about The Character is really very convenient.

Oh I love when PICREW picrew.me/en/image_mak...

tired: i got ghosted wired: there occurred a refusal of the call

Sometimes the Gods bless us with 3000 words written, and sometimes the Gods curse us with a mere 400 words written.

Tea has not fixed this. I fear my life is over.

Going to the hairdresser is such a sensory nightmare and you think that once you get out it would be over but no. Because while you were in there, the hairdresser Got You and now you look like that.

Every time I listen to Mary on a Cross: Mary on a Cross might be the best song in the world actually.

"Ask Llewellyn if things can penetrate his skin" don'tsayitdon'tsayitdon'tsayitdon'tsayit Buy him dinner first, jesus

#Nightreign #eldenring Duality of Harmonia 救いの旗手

I love aggressively hating the Main Guy in my current fandom because everyone else loves him so viciously and every time I see his stupid face I want to smash him with hammers.

I don't get enough opportunities in my life to growl, which sucks because I'm good at it.

I tell Currys to show me only MP3 players. They show me 1 MP3 player, three cassette players and one CD player. I do not buy an MP3 player from Currys

Satan failed to tempt Jesus in the desert over 40 days? Skill issue. It only took a couple years and I (a regular human) made an angst gremlin outta @nerdynagol.bsky.social so it's CLEARLY possible.

Third day of this, still taking Man applications

I didn't lose my penchant for ugly shirts so much as exchange loud prints for the most unhinged slogans you've seen in your life

My most sexist opinion is that when I'm stuck in a video game, I simply need to hand it to the nearest man to get Unstuck. Incidentally, does anyone wanna come kill this Silksong boss for me?

I've added a couple of bonus mini resolutions to my list for the year. One of them is to clear my fic reading backlog. Another is to stop deliberately doing things that trigger me. These are definitely related.

Someone come save me from this assignment I'm writing about Capitalistic Propaganda

I gotta say, people apologising for doing things that mean I have to play the game is becoming one of my favourite Bits. Like, the degree to which I enjoy sitting out of the game is ALSO a Bit at this point, so it's like Bit^2

Midnight is a terrible time to be coming up with pathfinder character concepts that would be better suited to DND but consider: Aasimar Paladin who wields a Lance because they're usually fighting while in flight

What if I played Dishonored? What if this is finally the time I get past 1/4 into this game? I know I've said this before but I really think this might be my chance

Not my finest work, if I'm honest

Going from a Dreadnought to a 3/4s is like going from an assault rifle to a sniper rifle. I am a precision MACHINE now I can get my damn hands around the neck.

I bought another guitar. Oh god. What was I thinking?

I am experiencing Birmingham train station for the first time and I gotta say. Unexpectedly fancy place. Still cold as balls though.

good god I'm so glad my body waited till after the session to lose all feeling in my arms and give me Epicbad Nausea

I'm SURE the notes I made from the previous session made a lot of sense at the time but wow they don't make sense now. What was I planning on doing this week? Who could say.

Hey quick question why does everything taste like soap right now???

For anyone who thought I might be back on the track towards Not Dying, I can confirm I'm sick again in the same way as last time and I'm once again being robbed of the upper reaches of my vocal range.

It isn't New Year's Eve yet, but I'm ready to call it and say that my favourite memory of 2025 was getting so hyped up about Ghost that I decided to put Resident Evil on to calm down... Only for Ghost to turn up in Resident Evil barely 3 minutes after I turned them off.

Stepmother was so concerned about me being on my own on Christmas Day, but what she REALLY needed to worry about was the week after, when I have nothing but free time in which to go insane

Guy who is so anxious right now: I am going to consume 400mg of Caffeine, which will surely help

it’s time

where i create from

I have a burn on one knuckle that I got sticking my hand in the oven without protection. Has this in any way stopped me from sticking my hand into the oven raw to pull shit out? No. Does it bleed every time I bend my hand? Yes!

Shocking: Lucifer watching Wake Up Dead Man, has thoughts on the Catholicism of it all

Me all day: I want to draw this thing Me as soon as I sit down to do that: Actually I want to pay someone else to draw that thing. Tragic.

Everyone has their Christmas traditions, and I've decided mine is going to be Hogfather. Happy Hogswatch everyone.