In the absence of employment, I've started teaching myself to play guitar. Blindfolded.

gotham knights is not a good game but it is full of little treats like tim drake emailing dick and jason like "should we start a podcast"

Never let it be said that I don't put my entire ass into everything I do. I might be a FOB girlie but I am putting in hours of dedicated research just staring at Gerard Way's face ahead of the Wembley gig.

Sorry, heard Zachary invoking the idea of Atypical Burial Traditions and immediately the Archaeologist awoke in me. I love Atypical Burial Traditions

Hollow Knight Art Month - Day 28 - Second Sentinel

Owl Yoga.

Just quickly before I die for real this time, does anyone have any tips for cooling down my Hands Specifically?

The more aware I become of my hair going browner as I age, the stronger the urge to dye it weird colours becomes.

Where's that Tumblr post about having a sick-ass jacket? I need it

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

Apparently cleaning my desk, I moved my shit round and now my Camera is slightly different and I don't like it

Had a midnight misadventure and. Long story short. Microwave on fire.

I love spring I love thunderstorms I love the splitting pressure headaches I get every time it rains

The great thing about having a self insert OC is that I can just put my favourite songs on their character playlist because they too would hear those songs and start climbing walls like spiderman

You'd think that 2 months out from an MCR gig, I'd be listening to more MyChem and less Fall Out Boy, but I fear nobody does it quite like Pete Wentz.

Connie as a character is just Head In Hands at his two noble-born siblings who absolutely are not behaving like proper servants right now. Els keeps saying "My Lord" and it's taking everything in him not to tell them "M'Lord would help you pass way better"

Happy birthday to the *only* book in my entire degree which I couldn't even start reading. Well Done Virginia Woolf, you're the only author who has beaten me.

As someone currently 5'10" and wearing a skirt, I see why everyone wants a tall goth girlfriend so bad.

Well well well. If it isn't a completely different track list to the version of my playlist from yesterday

Cleaned my desk and now the world is a beautiful place.

The Spotify All Time Top Listens playlist is built on lies and I can prove it. Second image is my All Time Top 10, so where is Pinnacle or TFIAFL?

And just like that, I finish my final ever university assignment. Not with a whimper, but with an invocation of the last of my university-era hyperfixations. That's right gang, I finally got to talk about the Sacklers.

I'm not meant to be alive today, I'm meant to be a wise spinster aunt in a wheelchair for undisclosed reasons in a Victorian novel. My nieces and nephews adore me. I dispense wisdom and die tragically for the main character's personal development in the 3rd act

The great irony of the Welsh success of Reform, run by millionaire ex-public schoolboys, is that one the greatest Welshmen, & founder of the NHS, warned of this “How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies whole art of Tory politics” Aneurin Bevan

Sometimes I think about the guy in that sandwich shop who had the misfortune of asking the world's foremost Ghost Scholar (me) what Ghost's "Whole Deal" is.

Inherent sexual tension between me (vessel for chaos, wants to kill the Audrune) and Connie (Priest. Would prefer we don't do that.)

Every day I go downstairs and look for something to eat for lunch and every day there is nothing except Frozen Chicken

Low-key wishing I had a Call of Cthulhu campaign to hand so that I would have an excuse to play a travelling hypnotist.

50/50 as to whether the reason I can't walk right now is because I'm old or because I'm disabled but either way I'm in Physical Agony with every step

Seen 2 signs on the motorway promising Free Erections and ykw. Beast Sheds I respect the hustle. I'm not gonna forget that.

Every now and then I'm lucky enough to have a commission that just kinda... lets me do whatever I want. If I remember right, this client just asked me to paint the Grim Reaper, however I felt like representing him. Coolest job in the world? Maybe

I love when I am sitting here quietly and then hear a distant and ominous rumbling which may or may not be real.

QRT-ing this one again because: Submitted the Ghesis! #LucifersDissertationThread comes to an end!

7.9inch platform... I could be almost 5'10"...

I've been dating my rhythm section for, what, 4.5 years? Just found out that their pronouns are in fact He/They and not They/Them and have been this entire time. How the fuck did I miss that

Every time I pick up The Behemoth I'm like "I know how big this guitar is" and somehow every time she's bigger

They say dreams never come true, well today a spider launched itself from above me into my bed and, much like my nightmare last month, I once again found myself on the far side of my bedroom making a noise like a startled cow.

If my friends didn't want me to abuse my power over them, maybe they shouldn't have put me in a position of power.

Citing one of my real human friends as an example in the same assignment where I *finally* get to drop my fun fact about Clown Cars because I'm a deeply serious individual.

Anxiety has you thinking things like "I need to curate my driving playlist so that if I crash and die, it's tonally appropriate."

Ah, I forgot that when those guys desert me I get *really* tired and miserable. I hope everyone enjoyed 4 hours of Ember cus it gonna take me 2 days to recover

Occurs to me that I've probably never eaten pizza on cams with the Thursdaysquad before, so they're all gonna learn my wretched Pizza Habits

Me: Oh, maybe I'll roll up a Pathfinder Witch, I don't have one of those in my collection yet. Also Me: Hates literally the core mechanic of the Pathfinder Witch with every fibre of my being

Idk why since I turned 28 I've been thinking of myself as In My 30s, that's simply not how numbers work. What am I doing!?

I leave my Rhythm Section unsupervised for 8 hours and they buy me 4 pairs of Vans. How am I supposed to get them HOME

bastardy is the sexiest thing any feudal setting can explore but it’s best when it’s ambiguous. a bastard who is declared as such is also interesting, but so much of the anxiety has gone out of it. much better to have everyone, the character included, very nervous about who really fathered them

I have 2 days to pack up as much of my stuff as I feasibly can before I go back home, only to return when my Father helps me move back. Let's see what one disabled loser can do when the chips are down!

Want to go to sleep. Cannot go to sleep until I put my leftovers in the fridge. Cannot put my leftovers in the fridge until my wretched housemates get out of the kitchen. It is 3:30AM

People need to stop doing this to me, I'm going to get Spoiled