Hello! We would like you all to know that Luna Park is ceasing competitive team endeavors for the foreseeable future. We're all moving on and disbanded on good terms, of course! Our community server is still open to those in low level who want to find scrims and such. (We're nearing 100 members!)

I'm taking a break from comp for the foreseeable future. Continuing isn't in my best interest rn. I do want to make it to more Metro Ink. events, however! I unfortunately missed the last two Big Dapples. 😞 I'll hopefully make it to Gridlock this year tho!

We participated in FLUTI! Thank you for playing with us, @arkaiid.bsky.social and @roseofbattle.com!! ✨

Sleepy Park played in World 9 yesterday! 🌈✨ Thank you for joining us, @totallyblook.com and @shrimpforx.com! 🩵

i love the ny scene so much!!!! thank you to everyone who said hello to me today and said they liked my art or commentary!!!!

Wish @staredecisis.bsky.social and the rest of the Perplexion Squad good luck at Big Dapple 6 today!!

I C us down there 👀

We love scrimming with friends! 🥰 Check out our scrim with Luna Park from tonight: www.twitch.tv/roseofbattle... #compSplatoon

We just had an awesome scrim with our lovely friends, @maliburising.bsky.social! 💕 Thank you for the great games! We'll definitely be scrimming you all a bunch more ✨

Time to warm up mechanics and my brain before a scrim! Malibu plays against Luna Park tonight at 8 PM est, which you can watch at my channel below! You can even come hang out now, nice and early to vibe~ twitch.tv/roseofbattle

The team played in LSL #47 today! Thank you Crow for subbing in ✨

(1/4) Attention, guests! We have an important announcement to make—United Crushers is officially redebuting as Luna Park, a div 8 #compsplatoon team looking to ride to new heights! [Icon by @esmeranza.bsky.social and @staredecisis.bsky.social]

Special announcement soon! 👀

Hi all! Sorry for the inactivity as of late; all of us have been really busy and working on things behind the scenes. 3/4 of us have been doing finals, and @marshylor.bsky.social has been doing quite a few pickups! One of which was for @roseofbattle.com's Trans Empowerment Project charity streams:

We are so happy to welcome @lagginglagoon.bsky.social as our second coach!! ✨

Lila is stepping down as Captain of United Crushers. For any inquiries, please reach out in the discord server below. The team page will be handed over to one of the main members. Thank you for having me! - Lila

Lila tried to eat a lunchly at work today

Any DIV 7-10 teams that like to scrim on Tuesdays at 8 pm EST / 7 pm CST? Please DM @Lilalychi, we need reliable scrim partners! #compsplatoon #splatoon3

🥇United Crushers got 1st in FTIU 65's Bronze Bracket!! 🐅Lor: too strong got DCed ✨️Zip: zoro from one piece 🪻Lila: nintendo nerfed lor :c ✨️Familiar: GETTT ON INNN 🦑 Terra: just woke up Art: @zipsweep.bsky.social #compsplatoon #splatoon3

Hey! That's us ;D

Updated team icon by @esmeranza.bsky.social! ✨

Recruiting is now closed! Thank you and stay tuned! - Esmé 🔮

Ooooh the United Crushers team account hit 100 followers!! Thanks everyone! Hope you stick around and watch us grow 🩵 #compsplatoon

The gang played SendouQ :D 🔮Esmé- Is that Evil Shaq? 🪻Lila- It's a FIRE HYDRANT 🐅Lor- Shaq on his evil arc ✨️Zip- Peanut Butter & Jelly #Compsplatoon

✨️United Crushers is Recruiting!✨️ Please DM @Lilalychi or @esmeranza on d¡scord if interested! #splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon

United Crushers placed 2nd in Big Dapple 5's Silver Bracket!!! 🍎🐙 #compsplatoon ✨️ Rockman- Zipcast Master 🔥 🍎 Deed- I'm a commentator now!! 🔮 Esmé- My social battery went kaboom ✨️ Samaya- dualies are the strongest 😌

After several tournaments, I finally got my first on-stage win. Feels good with all the cheering. When I heard, "ROSE, PLAY TETRA!!!" as I was switching to tetra dualies, I smiled 😈 Big GGs to @unitedcrushers.bsky.social because they were a blast and we can't wait to scrim together!

🥈 Silver bracket at Big Dapple 5!! I had lots of fun, ggs everyone!

Howdy hey everyone, I want to confirm, yes we are still recruiting! I will be taking a slight hiatus from responding to FAs until the upcoming sunday. Half of our team will be attending Big Dapple 5, so look out for us there!! #compsplatoon - Lila 🪻

I will be a sub player for them when I am able to so for now my comp journey has given me the privilege to play with @unitedcrushers.bsky.social I am so excited to be able to be a reserve player for this team. I cannot wait to learn from them & continue to grow on this journey!

Back on the hunt again for a fourth! DM us if you're interested @Lilalychi or @Esmeranza on disc ord! #compsplatoon

Effective immediately, United Crushers has voted for a roster change. As of today (10/30/2024), Bluu is no longer a member of United Crusher's competitive team. We are not able to share the situation that led to this decision, if you have any questions please dm Lilalychi. #compsplatoon

Hi if you're a 20+ year old queer/BIPOC Splatoon FA (CST, EST,MST timezones), DM us!! #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #splatoon

🪻Lila and🥤Soda went to a LAN today 🙏🍒

United Crushers went 3-3 against VectorQry Team 1 today! GGs, it was a ton of fun playing against y'all Big W to our tryout this session, Erik. All members were present. 🔮🍎🧿🪻

United Crushers broke SOS! We had a DC every set, and we're proud >:D Thank you to our two subs, and Crow for being our fourth. Shoutout to Xenith, Riku, Nightmare, Sarah, Noah & Proto for the silly match 🐙 #compsplatoon

Register to Vote & Cast your Ballot! Your voice needs to be heard!! ✨️Signed the trans & gay folk of United Crushers ✨️ #compsplatoon

United Crushers got Fourth in Little Squid League's Bronze Bracket! ✨️ . 🔮 Esmé: Zzzzzz 🍎 Deed: I have an illness 🪻 Lila: I gave her an illness ✨️ Around: Dodge rolled off the map 3 times #compsplatoon

✨️ Introducing United Crushers' main roster! ✨️ 🔮Esmé our backliner that never dies, 🍎 Deed our cheerleader & paintbot frontliner, 🧿 Bluu the terrifying midliner, and🪻Lila the silly. #compsplatoon

Our new icon was made by the lovely @esmeranza.bsky.social !! #splatoon3 #splatoon #compsplatoon

United Crushers got 16th in Tristrike Tuesday!! More importantly, it is Deed's birthday!!! Happy birthday from the team, you are our favorite strikebot and cheerleader. 🍎 #splatoon #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonteam

United Crushers is Recruiting! We are looking for a frontline member, and reserve members. Please DM @Lilalychi on disc0rd if interested. #splatoonfa #splatoonteam #compsplatoon #splatoon #splatoon3

United Crushers made it to Mako Bracket in SOS 162!!! . Bluu: My... that's a pretty snazzy performance there. Esmé: I am hungry Lila: is scared of Tuna Tuna: Hawk Tuah, Zooka that thang! #splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #splatoonteam

🪻Lila & Coach Soda🥤ran Chromatic Co-Op and got Second in Silver Bracket 🙏🥈 United Crushers & High Point REPRESENT

We played Chromatic Co-Op & got 🥈 in Silver Bracket!! . Lila: Aerospray go Brrrrrr Soda: Sexplo REAL 😈 . #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon ft. @sodachip.bsky.social

United Crushers got Third in LSL's Bronze Bracket! ✨️ . Deed: forgot to change out of splatfest tee Esmè: Time for homework Lila: Bye x2 = bronze bronze Shimo: Juice that makes you play vshot . #splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #splatoonteam

We are actively looking for subs and reserve members for our team! Here is some criteria: - LGBTQ+/BIPOC/Feminist (one or multiple) - Minimum Swearing & On-Topic Comms during Matches - 19+ years of age - Ability to communicate in a professional manner #splatoon3 #splatoonfa #compsplatoon #splatoon

United Crushers broke Prism Break!! We made silver bracket before it exploded.💎💥 🔮More importantly! Happy birthday to @esmeranza.bsky.social!!!🔮 #PrismBreak #CompSplatoon #SplatoonTeam #HappyBirthday #Splatoon3

We are searching for a fifth splatoon competitive teammate! Please dm @Lilalychi on discord if you are interested. We are a BIPOC/LGBTQ+ oriented team intending to break mid-div by May 2026. #compsplatoon #competitivesplatoon #splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonteam