It’s been a long road but we’re finally finishing bg3 multiplayer! @epicfaile.bsky.social and I might be starting a new game today too. Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/halfelvensch...

"I see it, I just don't believe it." 😹😹😹😹 I'm rolling on the floor and laughing so hard I may just die here. WTF!! Do people not hear themselves when they speak???

Viscerys is one of my favorite characters in A Game of Thrones.

Ugh and then we're with Bran. Bran is the worst. This chapter will make you think he's okay. He's not...don't be fooled.

I love how GRRM tells you so clearly who every character is with just a few well chosen phrases. I immediately feel so bad for Wyll and so much distain for the young Lordling Royce.

I'm re-reading A Song of Ice and Fire. Follow along as I journey through Westeros. We start (as one does) with A Game of Thrones.

When people treat you badly and expect you to stay quiet about it 😹😹😹 fuck that culty bullshit. Imma tell everyone and they mama too!

Ten days into pride month, and let me remind everyone: Someone doesn't need to be visibly queer to be queer. Bi or pan people in relationships with people of the opposite gender are still queer. Aroace people may look single, but they're still queer.

Lanfear was never one to accept rejection. Neither are we. 🔥 ✍️Sign the Petition: savewot.com #TheWheelofTime #SaveWoT #SwagSunday

How do we raise boys to be emotionally intelligent? Be emotionally intelligent. How do we raise boys to be respectful of women? Respect women. Respect your mother, your sister, your aunt. Model the behavior you wish to see.

Look y'all. It's very hard to respect a man that I have to pay for 😘 I already do that for my SON (he's 12 lol)

Society said: choose better. So I did. I chose myself. ❤️

Society wants women to work like they don't have kids and be a parent like they don't have a job. I'm tired.

Reading Circle of Magic series by Tamora Pierce to my son. We’ve decided he’s a Daja and I’m a Sandry. Wonderful easy to read series about 4 outcast kids who come together to learn magic. Adult themes explained through the eyes of a children so great story for both kids and grown ups to enjoy.

When I explained to the group of kids at my DnD table what a feminist is and a boy says: hey guess I’m a feminist 💕😭👏🏻

Proud to be the friend my girls use to vet potential partners. If you want my girl, you gotta get in good with me.

Watching Little House on the Prairie and I’ve already cried 3 times. Caroline Ingalls was a fucking badass 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Oh good. Another cool-looking RPG that has gone down the 'action/counter' path. I am BEGGING studios to remember that your full-price paying audience now is 40+ gamers with potato reactions, and adulting commitments that prevent us keeping button combos in our head for months of intermittent play.

Turning down a free day at Jazzfest cuz I have to work is peek grown shit and I hate it 😩😩😩

Reminder that gossip is considered negative because it was the primary method women used to pass on information about dangerous men

Commitment to the Great Lord comes with an exceptional benefits package Paid vacations and free access to the gym ftw

So let’s talk about how back in 2018 I did an intentional year of celibacy after a break up, and then never went back to dating men.

Episode 8 spoilers #TheWheelOfTime I feel like the most beautiful and painful thing about Rand and Moiraine’s relationship is that they didn’t realize what they had in each other until it was too late. A real platonic partnership with the end goal being the world’s salvation. I love them.

Ladies (and anyone else) the most revolutionary thing y’all can do on this planet is love and adore your earthly vessel. Your body will never be enough for patriarchy. And a woman who loves her physical form cannot be shamed or controlled. She cannot be exploited…don’t try to win in a rigged system.

If you don’t immediately strip your clothes off after frying fish, your oil wasn’t hot enough 😸

Y’all. Faile. This episode was everything. SHE is everything 😭😭😭 I loved it. I love her. #thewheeloftime #WOTSkies

For anyone who was not aware, this is a full bush account. I love her, she keeps me warm in winter. That is all.

If you’re a player in a DnD campaign your job is to play. Immerse yourself in the lore of the world around you. Nothing makes a DM’s day like a player gathering up minute lore drops like it’s a breadcrumb trail!! #dnd

If your a player in a DnD campaign your job is to play. Pay attention to the choices of your fellow party members. Ask them questions, try to get to know each other like you would any person you have to interact with every day. Build real relationships at the table and support each other. #dnd

If you’re a player in a DnD campaign your job is to play. Leave your game master hat at home and enjoy the world and shenanigans unfolding around you. If you want to be helpful, know your characters abilities inside and out and respect the DM’s rulings. #dnd

“Do you know these Whitecloaks, Perrin Ayabara? Because they say they know you.” Ladies and gents, theys and gays, I have ARRIVED 👏👏👏 #WOTSkies #TheWheelofTime

Omg I’m watching it…holy shit the first episode POPS OFF!!

I haven’t seen it yet but I hear I’m AMAZING #WoTSkies

Ran my first live DnD game on Twitch. Technology was created to aggravate me y’all 😹😹 but it was still fun!!

Y’all! What a wild ride this year has been! I’ve been streaming on Twitch has really opened up a whole new world to me!

What’s the sexiest accent on the planet??? Nigerian. Definitely. No contest. Drawers gone.

Happy Twelfth Night! It’s the first day of carnivale. I don’t feel like celebrating much but imma be outside tonight. My heart is heavy but I’ll carry the weight of it for y’all who can’t be here. Life is for the living and we ain’t here for long 💜💚💛

Placed flowers and candles at Bourbon and Canal. Then bought an old fashioned at a nearby bar. Photos released of the victims today, they were all so young 😭

The outpouring of support and concern from so many has really touched me. Thank you everyone, pray for New Orleans ❤️

Lawd. I’m about to sit down and make the video games I want to play.

Working on the Monday before Christmas 😒

When your friend makes art of your BG3 characters one must post it on EVERY platform! We play noble Drow siblings who are fugitives of Menzoberranza. This sums up our dynamic beautifully #bg3 #baldursgate3 #dnd #drow

On my mama on my hood I look fly I look good. Touch my swag wish you could 😜

All I do is eat soup in the winter. I don’t give a flying fuck. Gimme my gumbo, albondigas, caldo de res, fideo, conchas an leave my ass ALONE!

Listening to the song “Runaway Love” by Ludacris and that song still makes me cry.

My 12 year old is in the kitchen washing dishes and singing Eminem, specifically: The Real Slim Shady. 😹😹😹 pretty sure I was 12 when that album came out. The more things change the more things stay the same…