Holidays in your mid-30s looks like insoles for plantar fasciitis, compression socks, and a precautionary Pepto.

Quote this with your four best pics of 2025 please and thank you 👾

Trying to get my ass whooped.

Trimmed my beard too short and feel like an absolute fool.

Pulling myself up by my nutsack.

🖕🫵

ISO a sugar daddy so I can quit my job and lay around naked all day. Serious inquiries only.

Crush me 🌊

I’m so horny I feel stupid.

Strokin my strap.

Happy pride month eve to all, even the haters and losers

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Thinkin bout road head

They call me Dow Jones, cause I’m tryna go down on you.

What are you grabbing first?

To milk or be milked. That is the question.

All beefed up with nowhere to go.

Work appropriate attire.

::Holding my legs in the air:: “Let’s open up this pit”

Mid-tattoo thirst trap

she LIX on my Bowl til I Soup Her

Using my CPAP as a form of breath play

I have no interest in using AI unless it’s gonna suck my hog.

Ashing my cookie crumbs like a cigarette

Whats a hot idiot gotta do to get sponsored?

Anyway heres drunk me on NYE 🍾

New year, same hole.

Sexting is an art.

Sucking on Tdick like a cigarette.

Gonna go flick my bean in my back yard and give the drones a show.

If they release GTA VI and Elder Scrolls VI in 2025 I’ll post all my holes.

All I want for christmas is for Henry Cavill to use me as an ashtray.

The only “bear face” I’m concerned about is the one that should be between my legs.

I miss fartin in the club.

⚠️Heavy⚠️

One day I’m just gonna say fuck it and post hole.

Father forgive me for I have sinned- I just found out the word “stuffed” turns me on??

Stuff me, daddy.

Thoughts and prayers🙏

Yeah, I’m WFH tomorrow. (Wanking From Home)

POV: I’m waiting for you to make a move

My hobbies include: videos games, cooking, and grabbing my own ass.

Fat pussy. Even fatter personality.

High and horny.