A baby gym but it’s just an actual gym and I, your personal trainer, am using every possible opportunity to infantilise you: “Awww, somebody’s sweaty. Do you want your bottle?” “Oops…. I should have known that would happen if I let you do squats….”

I love the feeling of rocking a little in my arms. Bonus points if they fall asleep as I hold them.

We should put our heads together and design the absolute perfect changing table for littles. I’m talking full mobile integration, absolutely perfect depth of padding, ergonomic access to all the changing materials, the works…..

gated ageplay communities need to exist just for halloween

Dark ageplay but only cos your babysitter is a bit of a goth and all your little nursery pals are terrified of her putting a hex on them.

Yesterday was a piratey cutecore day.

Being little all day is cool and all but give me the mommy who mentally manipulates me into being completely dependent on her!! Because she loves(or it jusy crazy and obsessed with me in a toxic way) me so much, she decided FOR me that I shouldn’t ever be allowed to be without her again. 🥰🥰🥰

Wakey wakey! Did you stay dry last night?

🏴‍☠️ Aaaaarrrrrrr….. eight followers. I have reached the dizzying heights of fame.

Well, these two were certainly a cute lil handful…

(The little boy in the picture @lilqtboy.bsky.social, , sadly, is not part of the giveaway , he’s far too small, still just a baby 😉) 👍 Like, 🔁 Retweet & ✅ Follow @diaper_minister to enter! 📅 Winner announced September 30th. Good luck, everyone!

🎉 Diaper-Minister is turning 10! 🎉 To celebrate, we’re giving you the chance to WIN: The Playgym – value €168 Changing Mat – value €170 Jogging Set – value €48 Rearz Pacifier – value €18 4 packs of Kiddo diapers – value €114 ✨ Total prize value: €518 ✨

Got a few littles amped up for the contents of my bag

I’m not the kind of babysitter who will change you for the night and put you in your crib just to get some peace when my friends come over. You’ll be playing with your sibling(s) in your pen while we watch over you, eat pizza, and watch a romantic (but safe for littles) movie.