I just saw the preview for Godzilla Minus Zero and I sadly remembered that I lost respect for Shea Serrano when he said King Kong was cooler than a dumb ass lizard, got cooked for it on Twitter, and doubled down with the Hannibal Burress “why are you booing me, I’m right”-meme 😭😭😭

Anyone else hit up Record Store Day yesterday? I wanna see y’all’s collections. I got Ghost Funk Orchestra - live in Europe. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - live at paradise rock club And, Art of Noise - The Seduction of Claude Debussy

Early morning cold plunges except it’s turning on your bidet to full pressure. Is this a thing?

In three seasons Cronin has delivered the exact roster Dame needed, with less assets available, than Olshey ever even attempted in his time. Elite defense at the rim and perimeter. Multiple ball handlers and facilitators. And a spark plug athletic freak as the third string PG. Incredible rebuild

Is it just me or is Phoenix pushing and shoving on every rebound?

@realfollowers.bsky.social tell me the truth!

Oh no! If only every single NBA fan had predicted this exact thing would happen 😞

Action Bronson about to go crazy with the pen

I’d love to see Dawn Staley get an interview/serious consideration/even the job!

Notice a bunch of lib bots have made their way here to call Hasan Piker a racist anti semite. Looks like the pundit class realized midterms are coming up and people are sick of do nothing, pro Zionist corporate handlers holding office.

Get in losers, new Thundercat just dropped

That’s my GOAT

Jesus Christ. My Cat just shat a shit that smells so bad it would raise the dead, then choke them back to death 😭

Apropos of nothing I just read this passage last night:

The SEC is down horrendous in major men's collegiate athletics this year

Fully convinced Anonymous is a Psy Op. they have literally never done anything to benefit the American public. And their name only pops up when there’s some controversial political episode happening; serving as some sort of ephemeral super hero coming to rescue the citizens

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." "Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

Didn't even get selected for an interview 😭. I know the job market is tough and all. But I was literally a perfect candidate. I had every single skill they were looking for, a decade of experience, and work at the only other theatre with the reputational recognition that the Guthrie offers.

Fascism feeds off rot and corruption and takes over parts of liberal democracy as it dies off. ICE in airports is an escalation of the efforts to extend the presence of fascist violence and oppression into every aspect of our lives. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/inescapabl...

Resist libs proving once again they don’t stand for anything

RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

When all this is over and part of the textbooks under “US History,” there better be an entire fucking chapter dedicated to Merrick Garland and Robert Mueller who allowed this to happen.

I love having normal takes about movies. Sinners = excellent. One Battle After Another = excellent. Hamnet = excellent. Michael B Jordan = excellent. Sean Penn = excellent. Delroy Lindo = excellent. 2025 was a banner year for movies and the Stephen A-ification of the discourse is insufferable

The Reboot of Scrubs has managed to thread the needle. Absolutely delightful and funny

Electric Feel is one of the five best songs ever created post 2000. Idc

My face, my personality

Saw this somewhere: “Fuck it, we ball,” is an animating ethos. And it is preceded by the axiom “ball is life.” Therefore, to live under the animating ethos of “fuck it we ball,” is to truly say that despite all the madness of the world, “fuck it, we live.”

Methadone but for gooning. Is that a thing?

I keep resharing info about LaFlamme and the people mad about Platner‘s candidacy keep not sharing it and I don’t really get why you wouldn’t

Applied for the job in Minneapolis. Nervous. But we’ll see what happens!

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

I may be moving to Minneapolis??? This is putting the cart way before the horse, but a potential job opportunity I’m like specifically qualified for came across my desk and I really want to apply for it.

Weird tangent but if anyone is in need of a good intermediate flute I am selling mine and wanted to put it out here before trying elsewhere Emerson Model EF60F, holes are plugged but can remove them. They’re reselling for 600-900 but I’m super open on price especially if it’s for a kid DM for info

Lady Ducks are killing it!

Every once in a while I remember the girl in 2020 who figured the world was going to end so she bought a one way flight to find a boy she had a crush on, tell him she loved him, and lay it all on the line. And then he was like, “let’s just be friends.” And the city she flew into was Ashland, OR lmao

They saying we might go to war. And thinking about us has me at war with myself. This Iran shit got me thinking about how I ran from you when I could have proved our love is rael. Hope you been good. Tell granny I said hi. You don’t have to respond.

In 2008 I was gifted a copy of Blue Planets best places to travel and Syria was the number one underrated historical site to visit. Sure would be amazing if for once in my lifetime we weren’t making the area entirely destabilized

The first thing I would do when the What If machine is built is see what our future would have looked like if Al Gore won in 2000

Social media has condemned me to forever fall in love with people who will never know I exist

Nine of the B1G's 18 schools have a returning starter at QB in 2026. Seven are bringing in experienced transfers. Two will have first-time starters. I have ranked all 18. www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

Wait, I’m in the Big Dogs ™️ rabbit hole now. These may be knock offs because apparently Big Dogs ™️ is Big Woke and hates Trump!

I just learned that Big Dogs ™️ tshirts have gone full MAGA and I’m really sad

Remember that night in 2020 when we all found the orange piece of shit had Covid? And for one glorious evening Twitter was the best place on earth as we all celebrated and shared memes that this fucking nightmare was going to be over. I’ll never forget that. I can’t wait for the day it happens

“Can you believe the Epstein guys aren’t being punished? We’re supposed to protect children,” says a person who lives in a country where children go hungry in order to pay for weapons that will kill children in other countries and to enable genocides where children are called terrorists and targeted

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Can anyone tell me how to get these goddam Democratic Fundraising texts to stop??? This has to be illegal at this point. I donated two or three times IN 2020 and stopped ever since. It doesn't matter how many times I reply "Stop" or "End." they just keep coming from different orgs.

IMHO, it is important that Woke 2 be deemed "excessive" by historians, "sweeping too broadly" with "punishments too severe." It cannot be merely a course correction, it must be an overcorrection. Nothing less will serve as an adequate deterrent against the fascists and their collaborators.

After 2020 I took a sabbatical from letting my rage show on social media and in comments and I feel like the time to step back into the fray and just call people fucking idiots is now

The two cops could have thrown a few snowballs and then laughed about it before leaving. Instead they threw several people to the ground and marched around looking for a fight. Pussies

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person. Josh “I don’t talk politics” Pate unless it’s to decry trans athletes in sports or sit down with the pillar holding the entire Epstein files up, sure waded into it with this one.