Borthwick out #sixnations #ITAvENG

Just watching Drive to Survive and reaffirming all thoughts I had that Flávio Briatore is a colossal bellend #f1

Borthwick has to go after this. These players can be world class but we can’t be losing to Scotland and Ireland this way. Stop the rot #SixNations #ENGIRE

Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors

Ok Harriet should chill now #TheTraitors

LOL LOLOLOLLOLLL LOOOOOLLLLL HARRIET #TheTraitors

Just a bit bold and maybe arrogant to assume everyone will believe you (…Rachel) #TheTraitors

Obviously that’s a grenade - but without everyone stood there would Fiona really be alone in thinking Rachel was lying? #TheTraitors

Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors

Hahahaha telling Rachel, brilliant, well done detective #TheTraitors

If Judy goes here and is the secret traitor what a massive waste of time that was #TheTraitors

OH FFS #TheTraitors

Judy “what will be will be”… #TheTraitors

Judy is the secret traitor #TheTraitors

Is it still a 4-month sleep regression if they never slept to begin with

Genuinely not a dry eye in the house is there #strictly

Channel 4 and SUTC have just launched a screening checker where you can see what cancer screening programmes you are eligible for. screeningchecker.co.uk

Danny Jones just travelled 24+ hours each way for 45 seconds’ work #imacelebrity

If anything makes this even better it’s knowing Christian Horner is back home watching this absolutely seething with rage #f1 #AbuDhabiGP

World Rugby should set an example with Etzebeth there, what mentality is that when you’re 73-0 up to gouge someone’s eye like that? Brainless. Deserves a massive ban #WALvSA #WALRSA

Come on Kimi #f1

about time Tim Davie resigned

Take a bow Max Verstappen #f1 #skyf1

When the meeting could’ve been an email #celebritytraitors

One vote the entire game, take a bow Alan Carr #celebritytraitors

For some supposedly incredibly intelligent people they are dense as hell #celebritytraitors

YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING FUCKS #celebritytraitors

Could Tom win?! #gbbo

JOE MARLER. HAS CRACKED IT #celebritytraitors #traitors

Let’s be honest for a journalist Kate Garraway isn’t nailing this whole investigative piece very well #traitors

Need Joe Marler to win this #traitors

YES FINALLY #thetraitors

Well... Great drives from Norris to win and Bearman to take P4. Outstanding from both. Leclerc and Verstappen in P2 and P3. Both should've had penalties but were let off. Hamilton was completely and utterly screwed over. He gets penalised but everyone else can do whatever they like. #F1 #MexicoGP

Ollie Bearman take a bow #f1

No further investigation on Verstappen? Madness #f1

About time it only took them 20 laps #f1

Verstappen can continue to use other cars as brakes but when another driver cuts a corner because they’re squeezed off it’s a penalty #f1 #skyf1

Ok so where are the same penalties for Leclerc and Verstappen #f1

They booing these three like crazy #f1

“Oooh let’s go to a muddy field covered in pumpkins and pick one and take loads of photos” — every shitwanker that ever lived

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

Piastri v Norris for the WDC will be the real Ashes #f1

Scrolling Facebook or watching BBC News lately like

No, you’re sat in the kitchen at 1:43am waiting for some baby bottles to sterilise themselves

Verstappen will never change #f1

Very disappointed about Angela Rayner. Not what she did or didn’t do but more the fact she’s had to resign over it because yet again This Fucking Country

Oh.

I’m taking part in a pub quiz. Insane how seriously people take it when there’s only a bottle of wine up as the winning prize

Take a bow Tom Evans, amazing scenes at the finish #UTMB 🇬🇧

Not long left to go for Tom Evans with a 23-mins lead of #UTMB and just under 20km to go. Incredible