starting my 32nd off with my first prog boof in liiiiiike ~a month? was clearly the right choice cus work is already trying my patience lmao

"dont blow where i cant swallow" or whatever samwise said

one of the gayest power metal tracks ive ever heard (complimentary) sapphic spires got me through one of the worst years of my life with this album tbh

Why aren't you behind me right now?

ive always used the royal we at my jobs for customer service purposes and it has taken on new personal meaning now that im unpacking plurality

seems y'all liked that last one computa, initiate pride protocol and compel those that busted to lemme know in dms

Oh fuck 🥴😵‍💫🥵

puttin the "anal" in "analog horror" lmao apologies for the choir of the damned at 1:57, my roomie mustve been playing something outside the door #sinday #transnsfw

mention of ripped stockings sent me lookin, knew i had to have posted at least one such clip on here wonder how itd play now that im 30 lbs heavier lmao #sinday #transnsfw

whyd you transition right answers only: my back had a weeks long spasmodic episode and i realized how terrified i truly was at how much time id let slip past while so clearly wanting/needing to do this understood myself as nb for years prior, but i knew i wanted hrt and that first shot was magic

beeg tumblies😋😋😋

Account-wide adult content labeling is corporate puritanism on a mass scale, specifically intended to punish queer and marginalized folks.

didnt realize my trimmer didnt have a graduated setting so my pits have been buzzed cue The Image™

bf says he can hear me clapping from upstairs heheheh

Not All Fur

cutting my teeth on oldhead metal forums lead me to believe that savatage would be a whole hell of a lot more of a respected name when it came to classic bands

she meant billiards lmao i guess puppy just heard what she wanted to hear🐶

a friend is having a pool party later today and i am soooooo excited to see how my swimsuit looks on me at my current weight tbh

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work has me feeling like the farm doggy today, everybody has been coming up and giving me treats and stuff

ambers true form from scooby doo and the alien invaders was honestly right up there with sylvia for babby cassie as far as not even understanding how hard i wouldve windmill slammed the "become this character" button no matter the conditional

who tf put all this ass in my pants?

it is legit embarrassing how bad i want my butt bigger i really am glad no one teases me about it or anything that'd just beat all

in a long laundry list of things i love about riding cock close to the top has to be getting so blissed out i literally cannot stop myself from open-snouted drooling like yeah sorry here's a towel i forgot for a second im a filthy fucking animal lmao

plssssss i need commanding

art should cumflate the disturbed and disturbed the cumflated

bad news for my haters (and maybe some of you here, we don't yuck yums)

holy fuck she had the AC down sooooo low i swear i was gonna freeze to death

im a stinky shroomy postcoital luteal mess rn but roomies decided to spend 90 mins in the bathroom singing queen while her cat meows outside so that's fair ig

cows can sometimes graze into mushroom patches, it's important to keep them grounded when they get all squirmy

fucking should give me calories idc

mermaids having webbing is v important to me

fat hairy women are so hot and youre telling me i can just be one ya know this life thing might not be so bad

I also made a new paper deck for the first time in a minute, it's been a good day for fragmented puppy/cat/rabbit things

ya girl got a eepy umbreon holy shiiiiiiiit

different angle from the sesh from yesterday, really liked how my booty looked and i thought the cutoff squeak at the end was funny #moanday #transnsfw

alright so i might owe the new girl the tiiiiiiniest apology

i was so deadass when i asked about like actual working suction cup dildos why tf are these things allowed to be like this i would buttchug 15 gallons of phthalates if it meant i could get one goddamned plastic dick that stayed where tf i put it

okay pretty sure i know what my next paper deck will be are you fuckin kidding me lmao

heard we were posting booty tonight commence the jigglin

realizing the phrase "dog mom" has new relevance in my life

cw hit me like an atom bomb when i first saw it ~'23, felt such an immense connection with both horse and wamma and now that im muddling through parts work im hit all tf over again by how their dynamic basically mirrors a very upfront relationship between internalities gdi i need to rewatch s1 again

some(most)times i get legit despondent about the incongruity between how happy i feel about my changing body and how cameras will fight me on capturing what i see/feel, esp when it was the other way around for so long, but it hits different being able to just look down and actually be happy

broke a weight goal so have this old vid for #wagonwednesday, we'll see if i find time to remake it tomorrow

rarely seen photo of a cassie wearing clothes

lets bust a move

cw: flashing lights kreator opening with seven serpents i love mille's lil cape, and it was nice to see they got the klassic kreator goblin some friends

cw: flashing lights carcass bringing the groooooves with dance of ixtab

my neck is completely shot lmao, i have never gone harder at a show plus i funking love kreator so they always make it easy to go batshit

seeing kreator tomorrow and ima say fuck these balcony seats i need to get in the middle of the ground floor and get dismantled