Me in the background when @cadycates.bsky.social takes the controller she's so coooool🤤

me to me when random comments of mine net 20+ likes while my lewds wither on the vine

mouse girl

Can't believe I did all that studying for the gender marker test for my new ID just for them to give me an F😔

Would really like a not horrifying explanation for why my coworkers get more comfortable misgendering over time despite me not telling a single person here that I'm trans while every customer unilaterally continues to see me for me

I quit cigarettes before starting hrt, and never looked back as the mitigating influence of the nicotine felt as though it might as well be spiritual suicide That said I have never wanted one more than today

"I was treated like a failed human all my life and you're surprised that my response was to become a dog" -patty taxxon spitting straight facts

Gonna have to have a talk with pops cus how are you gonna blow up my spot with he/hims when the nice mechanic dude immediately greeted me with a "how can we help you ma'am?" Like get with the program lmao

my boobs better not actually be getting bigger just from eating more I won't stand for y'all to have been right about yet another healthy habit benefiting my transition

Was literally crying at work yesterday about how goddamned pretty this girl is

okay nvm my Oma told me re:Thanksgiving that I make a very pretty girl so I'm pretty sure I can kill god and no power on heaven or earth can stop me

If you're a car try this funny prank to totally get your owner, wait until the second they've spent hundreds they don't have during the holidays on maintenance/oil change/registration then blow a head gasket for no raisin it's friggin epic

Quaint remembering a time when I thought deadnaming wouldn't bother me, if by some dark magic someone at my new job used it I'd probly instantly disintegrate from panic lmao

Collars for Christmas means a happy Cassie

-new ygo rarity set announced 😙 -it promises alt arts in what had been the nostalgia pull spot 🥹 -its a bunch of text inserts and weird filters that look like blingee edits 🫩

not feeling it tonight, I need the shit slapped out of me

Corporate wants you to spot the differences between the 2 pictures

me to me every injection day "'It's partially estrogenated!' 'QUIET, YOU!'"

"I don't wanna hurt y-" "I SPENT 20 YEARS ACTUALLY YANKING IT OUT FROM THE ROOTS THIS IS THERAPY"

This but also am still very much mentally thrill

Raising Arizona makes a really fun double feature with No Country for Old Men especially considering that Blood Meridian came out 2 years before RA Smalls being a looney tunes precursor to chigurh is something I can't not see and I like to think the artists impacted each other over the decades

thankful to be able to wake up and remember I actually have ass now, unthinkable even 2 years ago

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen 1. Overkill w/ Forbidden, Evile, and Gama Bomb 2. Accept w/ Kreator and Swallow the Sun 3. Primordial w/ While Heaven Wept, Cormorant and Vektor(🤢) 4. Dethklok w/ DragonForce and Nekrogoblikon 5. BtBaM w/ Russian Circles and Coheed

I should be cuddling right now

My beauuuutiful babygiiiirl oh my god she's so pretty

What a difference 10 years can make Believe it or not the left pic does show me experiencing the maximum happiness I thought possible to a person lmaaaaao

hittin that Manager Gangle grind lmao "It's called a manic episode, and you're in for 3 more seasons"

after a summer spent not running cus f those temps, very happy to be up at my older numbers after such a short time also feels crazy to actually feel a marked shift in my center of gravity/gait that I can't determine between a pronouncement of what was there before or a new manifestation of hrt

who up tilting their anterior

I might owe my gf an apology for my untoward reaction at being labeled a puppygirl if my blushing when seeing a clicker irl at work is anything to go by hit that goddamn pentuple-take

Omg taking my car to the mechanics and getting maam'd and miss'd by everybody here sans mask/makeup, I'm gonna die, this has been such an awesome day and all I've done is work so far lmao

taking a lewd that has you rethinking your whole life like

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

my autofill tried changing Bottomless Trap Hole to bottom surgery and I can't think of a more effective distillation of my life up to this point

*seeing the juice bloom after poking my prog* mmm, yes, nice and ripe, a good crop

i really am not hardwired for social media, and I should be so lucky to have made what friends I have through it, feels more like self-harm every day

Patch note: any slightly flowy dress will now invariably reveal the player models entire asshole lmao

someone brought their baby goats to the local Duluth, I was so goddamned happy

Gonna mindfully ground myself on it crazy style

uuuuuuuuaaaaaAAAAAGHHHHGHHGH

I am so fucking touch starved I'm gonna cry

Ya girls at monotherapy levels hell yehhhhhh taken a minute to get here but stability feels gooooood Now to simply destroy the coworkers who've decided to start misgendering me for no raisin and we're golden

— I wish I could be a bird 🍥

No one's more surprised than me that I couldn't just stamp the whole board, but I'm curious to see which of the ones I left off are gonna make my partners hit me with a 🤨

wild coming out the other side of a mental health episode and having a baseline to compare it to Used to be it was just Flatline-valley-flatline-valley If I'd had this sense of determined self back then I probly would've taken treatment far more seriously Thnks to friends/partners seeing me through

I am actually so self conscious about my teeth Learning about the drifting being a potential hypermobility symptom/incorporating the chips into potential sona designs only does so much Always makes me happy seeing wonky smile appreciation

I have not felt a period of derealization this intense since before my transition, missed it like a hole in my head

legit wondering if the longing to be used isn't just a cope for it being the only thing I'm legit competent at without caveat

Duhduh doo, doo, doo Another one bites the dust

today's one of those days that proves my "hrt cured my depression" joke to be just that goddaaaaaamn