( Majora please. Please. Take me with you. Please. )

Gestures towards Oberon.

( What do you need with all those magic enhancement potions? )

( As long as you both keep it far away from me, I suppose I don't really care. )

Ah... That's Majora encouraging the behavior. His ears flatten. ( Why are these the only two options? Can't he just be tolerable like everyone else? )

Ah... That's Merlin being annoying bright and early.

《 Fou... 》 ( A shrine to my glory, made of ice and snow. Yes... I approve. )

( Illogical monster hellbent on violence. Slow and painful death, would rather not describe it. Absolutely not worth getting involved. )

( Do not get involved. In fact, avert your gaze entirely. )

《 Fou. 》

( And in the end it was not Cath Palug who was neutered but his horrible master. What a turn of events! )

He's won over rather easily with food and kindness. A little more confidently, he approaches her and... Flops down next to her leg, purring.

He takes a few reluctant steps forward and sniffs the plate. He's a ravenous little thing once he gets its scent. It takes him little time at all to rip and devour the chicken.

He feels distinctly like he is in danger.

BETRAYAL! HOW COULD HE! Fou immediately teleports several feet away.

( Do not send one of those Goetia motherfuckers after me I will be so pissed. )

Okay well. That's one way to stop him.

》 @beastiv.bsky.social

Opening his mouth to bite.

...He's losing badly today. Who would've thought centuries of aggression would backfire on him?

Oh, he probably can't surpass that. He's never surpassed time before. He grumbles, but backs off. ( Nonsensical, this is why I hate deities. )

( MERLIN MERLIN HELP ME MERLIN )

Flops to the ground like a soggy pancake. ( WHAT. HOW ARE YOU THAT FAST! )

( You are NOT supposed to be happy when I kill you. It takes all the enjoyment out of it. )

( EUGH. )

Drowning soggily.

He's already (angrily) launching himself at her at the speed of sound.

( You're next. )

( DAMN HER TO HELLL!!!! )

( If there's another storm, I'll kill her. And I mean that. )

Eyes dilate, then he launches himself at the yarn.

( I sincerely hope this conversation leads to him accepting himself so hard he awakens as a beast. )

( I have no idea what you're talking about. ) You will never get him to admit to anything.

( Boar. )

( Yeah, you should be. I hope whenever you're sharing a beautiful moment with him you think of me, frowning at you. )

( Oh no, I am intrigued. Today, I have seen him angry. What a joyous occasion this is. And how utterly disgusting. This is merely another form of flirting. I hate you both. )

Paws up, rolls onto his back. ( You are as wise as you are correct. I AM adorable. )

( I have no intention of becoming a Dead Apostle Ancestor, so why don't you take deep breaths old man? )

( They believe otherwise. But I'm not concerned with their hierarchies. To be honest, my knowledge of them in this world is fairly limited, though there is a version of me that joined their ranks. Hence why your beloved wizard is pitching a fit. )

( They are not too different from the average perception of vampires. With a few exceptions, they are largely servants for a more pure variety of bloodsucking creatures. )

( To an extent. The Dead Apostles. I have no fondness for Dracula and his kin, though I do pity them. )

( When I've drained all the blood from your body, you will regret having ever lain your filthy wizard hands on me. )

( I love vampires. )

《 Fuuu fou. 》 ( The mortal combat argument is foolish. I would destroy all of you with great ease. )

He's been teleported in Merlin's arms. ... ... ... What the fuck. Starts beating Merlin to death.

( I will survive, but I won't be happy about it. )