naming my first born Hbox Overfull

The Absolute Terror protocol

i would like to say that i am still in berlin, because i missed the last train due to a delay https://social.zenmaya.xyz/@zenmaya/statuses/01KN4NX7VTASRANPV9T3VP71V5

i thought i would avoid being deutschebahned by having a 2hr buffer to transfer trains in berlin my dear reader, the ice is delayed by 120 minutes already

okay hear me out: a cryptocurrency for the entire European Union you know finally a currency we can pay in every EU state without conversion I think it would simplify trade and encourage European integration Ideally controlled by a central bank so we don’t have to fear rampant inflation I […]

me: we have till 8 my bf: so i should go take a shower me: and i will,,, my bf: yearn 😭😭😭 called out

who had the absolutely wonderful idea to put two UBahn stations named Heumarkt and Neumarkt right next to eachother?? i want to see them and give them a big thank you /s

what an awesome day to look at all git blames on a repository from your iphone 🙃🙃🙃 10.2.2.1 - - [26/Mar/2026:19:46:06 +0100] "GET /metrics HTTP/1.1" 404 21 "-" "Prometheus/3.10.0" 10.2.0.1 - - [26/Mar/2026:19:46:07 +0100] "GET […]

why is there so much wasted space, you could put so many parking spots here!

hello from kölschland

[food] czech railways have so great restaurant cars its unreal, all of this has costed 16€

im yearning so hard rn

new blog post! Carving out your own Internet https://zenmaya.xyz/blog/carving-out-your-own-internet/

new blog post! Carving out your own Internet https://zenmaya.xyz/blog/carving-out-your-own-internet/

browsers have hyphenation now!! you can actually have decently looking justified text 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

because i can't help myself, i rewrote my website again, feel free to take a look) https://zenmaya.xyz/

because i can't help myself, i rewrote my website again, feel free to take a look) https://zenmaya.xyz/

llms are just a tool to accelerate the heat death of the universe every new vibecoded thing just increases entropy of code, one day there will be llms regurgitating llms into completely random outputs

wow kagi is really worth it

damn why do i only get life altering surgeries in march, its a third one in a row

parsing command line arguments is truly an unsolved computer science problem

okay hear me out: a cryptocurrency for the entire European Union you know finally a currency we can pay in every EU state without conversion I think it would simplify trade and encourage European integration Ideally controlled by a central bank so we don’t have to fear rampant inflation I […]

[terrible lisp lewd joke] she cdr on my cons until i nil

every time i have a bug - why does this not work - its literally all correct - no way its my fault - no way - i just check it no way its my fault - its my fault

just saw an ad for a fabric softener, that makes clothes smell like they dried on fresh air in nature ive never been so starkly reminded that we live in a dystopia

today on maya channel, i got 4 out of memory events due to rust analyzer just eating 10GB of ram :))))

[jest] white collar crime? what did trans people do this time? bark??

im really curious why bluesky has much more of a twitter vibe than mastodon, i cant pinpoint why exactly, but its a thing i miss here sometimes i wish for a fedi platform that is exacly like bluesky

“pandoc for the people”, the pandoc wasm web-app, is now available at https://pandoc.org/app/ It allows to run any kind of document conversion that pandoc supports in the browser. The documents never leave the computer, thus ensuring *full privacy*. Conversions to pdf are done via Typst […]

*rotates your TOTP code in mind*

i swear if i search for one more recipe that is only in american “freedom” units i will loose it what is 2 cups of flour? three bald eagle beaks of kosher salt? cook for two american football halftimes at 69420 degrees?

what if.... i made a compiler

just submitted a solution to one course, a course of my worst nightmares configuration of servers without nix

@tuban_muzuru as a senior engineer, 10% of all technical knowledge is only publicly documented in the form of the third most-voted answer on stack exchange

the urge to create another project is really high right now

STOP IMPORTING DERIVATIONS * EVALS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REALIZE OUTPUTS * YEARS OF PACKAGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE for going further than JSON * Wanted to compute anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "NIXLANG" * "Yes please give me `readFile` of something. Please […]

originally i posted about my pixelfed instance i created, but i quickly found out that pixelfed kinda sucks (follows dont update and it is generally very brittle) so im reviving my third account at gotosocial, it now will be my image posting account ala instagram all of you who know me irl are […]

originally i posted about my pixelfed instance i created, but i quickly found out that pixelfed kinda sucks (follows dont update and it is generally very brittle) so im reviving my third account at gotosocial, it now will be my image posting account ala instagram all of you who know me irl are […]

i have a strong urge to create a pixelfed instance, because i love sharing photos and stories with my friends on instagram but i hate meta…

[reading materials for my tomorrow exam] if i read one more X-as-a-Service im going to burn this place to the ground

db adventures oh god also apparently our residential ip is blacklisted on the db website, so we can't order tickets on pc :)))))

there will never ai on gnu savannah as it would require people learn how to submit patches via git send-mail and i doubt “agents” can learn it, just like humans cant

first blog post is up! The tale of two *ixs: The Nix and Guix overview https://zenmaya.xyz/blog/tale-of-two-ixs-the-nix-and-guix-overview/ Open to any feedback)

i cannot run lix on guix because noone packaged it :grief:

guix has no right to be this fun, i have been kinda pushing it to it's limits since im very opinionated now, and it just took it and ran with it, and i had fun doing it either i am getting better at it, mind you i have not used guix for 2 years or so, or guix has become much better

[terrible us pol related joke] DEI needs to be stopped, there is already enough diversity in language modules > ZNC supports dynamic loading of C++, Perl, Python and Tcl modules. To get a list of the available modules and more information follow the link.

getting oomed by rustc twice 😭

ah yes thank you codeberg for rate limiting me exactly at the moment i am deploying a new guix installation from scratch