wish you could see me when I'm lying in bed my eyes are blinded by your stars my blood is blushing so red

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

we must find trade at all costs

owls + apples 🍎

let’s be primitive horses with mama

I'm doing this tomorrow

Let it hang, sister!

who said brunette girls cannot wear flared jeans

it’s so cool that the only use case for ai is to distort everyones perception of reality. this needs to be heavily regulated immediately, especially when a government can do this

I just discovered that this bird - the Gloster Canary - exits and it has changed me.

I'm going to find my heart...my heart...my heart...Catch Me If You Can

There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age.

i better not wake up to some bullshit

there are 3 million poles in brazil

I'm off that good paracetamol and ibuprofen

shit is about to get real weird..

math teacher winked at me

rereading a 300k word fanfic that carried me to freedom back in 2013..THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVEERRRRR

guys this is best song ever….

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

when you've outgrown a lover the whole world knows, but you

Happy 25th birthday to the talented Lola Young.

eating cheese before bed

CAN I HAVE YOUR HEART IN A PLASTIC BOX NEVER USED FULLY CLEAN UNTOUCHED

and you're not gonna reach my telephone

Jesus was well and alive

Not just the rich and that's also something to sit with.

My wife had a single line in Kung Fu Panda 17 years ago and still gets checks every few months. Most are way smaller than this, but devs get $0 even though the games we work on will likely be sold for 10+ years soooo yeah.

there are women outside

yellow apple consumed

"Guess we won't be eating that cake, huh?" - Θ

found your love letters to her...

I was hoping you would come through

Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨ Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!

let me suspend my disbelief

today is the only day you can repost this

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

roblox playings and Thai gl watchings

If you have enough money to be shooting up with dead people you have too much money

who members the bp oil spill

cause vaccines...they're GOOD FOR YOU

queen

You otter lend a paw to help our most imperiled species. Tell leaders to protect the Endangered Species Act!

INHALE HARDER WANNA FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT LOUDER

lowkey too old to grow out of mitski so we're just gonna be tethered together until one of us offs ourselves

The Simpsons (C64, 1991)

I'm seeing you undressed in my room but it's just a memory