Yeah but what was his OPS

All these American First/MAGA/Xenophobes are gonna have a real hard time computing Qatar building an Air Force base in “God’s Country”

Donald about to bomb the hell out of every Venezuelan boat he can

So Victor Wembenyama apparently has been waking up at 4:30am all summer & studying Shaolin martial arts. So 1) I’m undervaluing the Spurs this year. 2) I want a Game of Death remake. Now please.

America deep in FAFO land

I’m sure this will be a completely legitimate physical exam where we’ll learn he has the body of Derrick Henry and the vitality of a young Mick Jagger

It’s fitting that one of worst dodgers postseason losses in recent memory was bookended by MAGA’s Steve Garvey throwing out the first pitch, and finishing with bigots Kershaw and Treinan

I believe we are at a pivotal moment for democracy and the power of the press. When premiums go up and rural hospitals close and MAGA voters across the country wake up from their fog to the realization they’ve been fucked, will the press “both sides” the inevitable outrage, or report the facts?

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Remember those court records that Miami Dophins receiver Tyreek Hill wanted sealed? They are now unsealed and up at @defector.com. The paywall is also down:

Is this Hegseth’s new manly war department?

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

Yes. Very important to have currently unhittable Sasaki warm up in the bottom of the ninth in a one run game. You never know when you need a clutch out

Dave Roberts makes so many terrible decisions it’s a wonder he’s not in politics.

I’ve long assumed Trump would try to do stimulus checks before the midterms. What I didn’t predict was Democrats trying to help Trump do stimulus checks before the midterms.

I wonder if Rams players were going down as often as Chargers, the convo about the turf in SoFI would be different.

It’s fun to watch other teams overmanage against the dodgers. Dave Roberts should be flattered.

I would argue there is nothing more pressure packed in sports than playoff baseball. Every pitch matters.

Why’d they wait until he was gone?

Sirianni is so easily manipulated by outside influences. There’s no doubt all the talk about AJ Brown and the eagles passing attack clouded the gameplan and in game adjustments yesterday. Just awful awful stuff

This is coaching malpractice and should dominate nfl recap conversations. Saquon Barkley had one carry the entire 2nd half. Despite the Eagles entering the 4th quarter up 14.

If you’re a contrarian in journalism aren’t you just a liar?

Me to the glazed donut I get from the corner bakery

Broncos front of helmet decal must confuse the hell out of international fans

We really need to tone down the rhetoric from the left

Is Carson Wentz 7’5”?

Just came back from dinner my family, where my brother spent the entire time detailing how AI is going to replace everyone. An important caveat to note, no one uses chat gpt and grok more than him. 🥴

And people wonder why the 80s were the golden age for horror movies

You’re telling me there’s a quarterback with the name Bear, that dons number 47 and he plays for…BYU We used to be a proper society

We’re seeing in real time why Trump got a second term. The legacy media is afraid to call lies lies and conflated objectivity with telling both sides. They’re no different than rumor mongers amplifying gossip and lies

Not trying to question the genius of McVay but probably don’t want to run your 4th and 1 play behind two wide receivers and a tight end. Just saying

Can we get Mac Jones some pants that fit please.

I wonder how Denver Bronco fans feel seeing their Colorado Avalanche wearing Rams jerseys 😬

Hopefully my only political commentary of the day. If dems cave on this standoff regarding healthcare, current reps wont stand a chance next year.

In an effort to have more fun and transparency… This week in fantasy football trades. 14-team standard league Me: Chase, Dobbins, Waddle Him: Bijan, BTJ, Jauan Declined

lol. If you don’t think LeBron is gonna let everyone know when he plans to retire, you don’t know ball.

Leading up to this week, I traded away Jeanty for Chase and whew boy, I’m gonna have to really dive into Confucius’ teachings to weather this Burrow injury

Down 45-3, the Browns are trotting out emergency kicker, 5-year-old Jimmy Williams. If he hits this 33 yarder…

FTFY NBC

There’s nothing more indicative of Trumps America than Bryson going down 5 through 7 holes and then coming back to even. Shoot yourself in the foot over and over again and then give yourself praise for coming back from said self inflicted wounds.

Bryson pumping his fist after tying is embarrassing

Money talks, Bullshit walks

On one hand a qb needs to have this type of confidence. On the other hand, a back up qb has one job, stfu

Yall better watch what you say about a certain cardinal wide receiver….history always tells a story

Yes its legal. Because in its infinite wisdom the Supreme Court ruled a president can kill without consequence.

You know how when big man scores we’ve dubbed it thicc six. Would it be a stretch to call a Big Dumper home run a thicc stick?

I rarely watch ESPN anymore so can someone tell me if they are breaking away for every Big Dumper home run as he nears 62. Or do they reserve that charade for only yankee hitters?