Jesus CHRIST. Don't break the pinball machine again. Had to replace the glass AND unfuck whatever y'all did to the paddles or whatever.

[Fixing the pinball machine in the Team Rocket breakroom. She's taken the entire thing apart, pieces scattered to the floor as she disassembles it.]

[Grunt work is such a pain, but maybe someday she'll get to do something more fun. . . She's eating a yogurt parfait in the break room.]

I'm coldblooded like that.

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Yeah, maybe we shouldn't. But it'd be more interestin' than listening to everyone bitch and moan about shit that isn't broken being broken.

I wouldn't mind causin' a paradox. . . sounds kinda fun.

(( the irony of the last post is that it gave me an idea for rocket to experiment on vidalia... ))

Half man, half Wurmple... What a cruel existence...

Wouldn't it be fucked up to be a Pokémon in a past life, reincarnate now as a human, and revive your old Pokémon-self out of a fossil?

. . . You worry me.

[Looking at the cup, back to Ursaluna, and then to Vincent.] ...Smoothie. [She says simply, before resuming her task of brushing dirt crumbs off of the bear Pokémon, who is relaxed, btu warily eyeing Vincent.]

[Brushing dirt out of her Ursaluna's fur with a brush, the massive Pokemon loves it, and she sips a smoothie as she's doing this activity. Togetic is sitting on top of Ursaluna's head.]

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. . . I revived the fossil I had since childhood, guys. [There's a massive Ursaluna standing next to her.]

Heh. Yeah. Enjoy your coffee machine. Ping me if someone breaks it again. [With a hair toss behind her shoulders, she briskly moves out of the room, Togetic floating behind her.

[The coffee was pretty good, maybe it tasted different than the coffee pre-reassembly of the coffee machine.] Yeah, I'll head down now.

Yeah, my mom was an archaeologist for a long time, gave this to me one day and said "maybe someday, you'll revive it!", and I guess today's the day. [She swiftly tucks the prized possession away, adjusting her hair under her cap.] I wonder what'll happen. Kinda excitin'.

[This felt like the start to an adult movie, and not a good one. She laughs a little.] Is THAT what that was about? Jeez. . .No problem, executive. Just doin' what I can.

[Reaching into her bag, and pulls a strange lower jawbone embedded in a rock, halfway.] This thing's gotta be a Pokemon, right? It looks seriously strong.

[Slamming the "INTRUDER ALERT" button on the wall.]

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[It takes every ounce of willpower to NOT punch Proton in the balls out of surprise and an instinct for self defense and self preservation, but she finds herself kissing back after a second.]

Vincent, buddy-- I'd call for back up.

Pff, I don't think it's anything like that little horror. I found the fossil when I was young, but you got me fucked up if you think I'm finna go all the way to Cinnabar Island and get bossed around by some goobers to revive it. [Rolling her eyes, shaking her head.] Wanna see it?

Oh yeah. It's why I became an engineering student before this. Had to fix so much shit we didn't have money to replace.

[Brewing him a cup as she puts all her tools back on her belt.] You know, I got the fossil machine down in the lab workin' again. The nerds need to stop puttin' fossils in so rough. Lots of dirt crumbs. [She means the Team Rocket Science Team.] Think I'm gonna try it out.

[After some whirring and a clicking sound, the coffee pours out into the cup, and with a few sugar packets and a bit of creamer, she tries it.] Yeah, so the original reason it wasn't working was because some idiots were leaving the coffee filters in the machine and clotting the "piping" as it were.

[She pulls tools off her belt, walks up to the machine, and starts taking it apart. Analyzing what needs to be fixed. Finding the "broken" part, and pulling some nasty coffee filters that were stuck inside, tossing them out. Putting the machine back together.] Test number 1. [Begins brewing.]

[Installing the (VERY MUCH STOLEN) Fossil Revival Machine in the base's lab. A little new wiring here. . . a bit of a tightening of a bolt here, and it should be done. There are a group of scientists watching her in anticipation.]

Nope. Looks like someone bullet punched it. I can probably fix it. Just need like 20 minutes. [Walking past him to get to the work fridge, looking around. She pulls out an energy drink, cracks it, and chugs. Crushes the can and tosses it once it's empty.] Yeah, gimme 20 minutes.

Thank Arceus. I was worried I was gonna have to pay for it. Ugh. . . [Shaking her head, taking off her Team Rocket cap to fix her hair a little.] It's not that different than my dad and brother battling in the house when I was younger, I guess.

Sorry, sorry, it's a weird thing to explain. . . I'm pissed, man. I'm gonna be the one who has to fuckin' patch that shit up. . . [Temples are pinched.]

It blew a hole right into my quarters. Be so for real.

This hideout is a fucking nightmare.

WE ALL PRETEND TO BE THE HEROES ON THE GOOD SIDE. ♡literate team rocket grunt oc, pokemon. ♡pokemonrp / multiships with chem. ♡n/sfw for dark themes& language, non-l*wd on tl. ♡scribbled by shiloh/g. #pokemonrp // #ocrp

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Someone also busted the coffee machine up. [Walking in with her Togetic on her shoulder.]

🥀 That's just the weight of the world We do what we must to get by 🥀

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