I ever tell you about the time me and my brother snuck up paintball guns on a roller coaster? I never heard of anybody else doing it, so I thought we might have invented a sport. So, my bro called the patent office but. .

Loud and clear. I’ll get my team ready as soon as possible. I won’t let this opportunity go to waste, sir.

[ He clears his throat, then stands up straight and at attention. ] Take initiative, I can do. I. . I can handle anything that you throw at me. I won’t disappoint.

. . Well, shit. To be honest, I didn’t think I’d get this far, so. . . I don’t really have much of an answer, sir. I live and die by your orders. After all, Team Rocket is all I’ve got. No where else to go. I’m. . loyal, if that counts.

Uhh. . . . . Kinda? . . . No, not really. 💧

. . So, since Proton is gone now, does that mean I get a promotion?

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What are my most interesting qualities? .....................Literally everything I think of is negative. Maybe if I sound extra pathetic, they'll feel sorry for me and hire me anyway?

G̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶?̶ 𝘈𝘴 𝘪𝘧. 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙤! 𝙍𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠!

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. . I owe you for this. Really. [ Vincent is practically beaming with appreciation. Knowing that she really does care about Fang. . well, it makes his heart swell — a warm feeling. Something. . something gentle. ] I mean it. . thank you.

[ Vince’s eyes grow wide, and as he glances back up at Juno, there’s a sparkle in his gaze. ] Juno? You. . . . . Thank you. [ !!! He’s starting to smile. ]

[ Vincent takes it into his hands, looking confused. A gift? From Juno? ] . . What is it? [ He’s looking inside the bag. . ]

Huh? What’s up?

What is this, a damn interrogation?

Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon Certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus Sideshow of freaks

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I just got reminded of the time I ran into some red-haired douche who kicked my ass with some kinda judo. . Hope I don’t run into that guy again.

Nope! We’re here to make your life a living hell.

Too bad.

Phew. . yeah, I think I needed a night away from HQ. Juno can watch Fang for tonight. .

team rocket's blasting off again !

Man. Been a while since I wore some normal clothes. .

I have a GREAT idea!

They weren’t kidding.

???

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[ It was supposed to be a run of the mill job. *Supposed to.* They couldn’t have prepared for the Hell that broke loose when they got caught. Vincent had to carry Proton out of there — he’d taken a pretty gnarly hit. ] Don’t worry, Boss! I’ve got you! >>

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[ He’s wondering that, himself. ] You got it. I’ll be there. [ Aaaand.. off he goes. ]

Aw, man. . he’s gonna love it. Now I’m gettin’ excited, too.

Y. . Yeah. I’ll go. I’ll grab my trunks. . maybe Fang could come along, too. Been meaning to take him to some water.

Whaaaat? What makes you think that? I don’t care one bit! It’s blistering out here. If you gotta do it, you gotta do it. . or something.

. . . 🫣

Maybe it’s time to bust out the white uniform. .

Oouughhh. . I’m gonna melt from this heat. .

AND YOU GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT 'TIL YOU'RE DOWN.

I'm 'bout to take a blow, and I'm smiling!

Hmmmmm?

Me phasing out of existence is interesting to you?? Man. That’s messed up.

It was a rhetorical question. I’m gonna do it anyways.

WUH??!?

Scared? As if!

Nnnope! No thanks! 💧