OH YES PLEASE—

pastelpalletes* so the actual sunday silence has 1,514 children so this portrayal has a crazy high sex drive

That is EXACTLY what he’s counting on/

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝… #SeductiveSunday

He does in fact dare

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝… #SeductiveSunday

He definitely fucks ass alright

Perhaps he wanted to be legendary

[Sigh…] Fuck it, it’s Sunday somewhere around the world, I guess. #SeductiveSunday

WISH PLEASURE

… Bedroom. Now.

Jack-O, huh? I’m Telemachus! Nice to meet you!

Thank you! Training with a literal goddess of war will do that for you.

Nono, that’s not a bad thing at all! I take it as a compliment, trust me. I’ve just never heard that before.

I—…. Huh. I’ve never heard that before, actually—

… You alright???

Can it now?

[As soon as the kiss broke, he blinked a few times to process the kiss before he smiled at Zelda.] I love you too…

[Rubbing his hands together. Slapping the booty.]

[Admittedly he was caught off guard, genuinely surprised by the sudden kiss but ultimately returning it as his eyes fell shut as he kissed back.]

…. Permission to smack that ass?

… Would.

I mean every word, princess… [He leans in and gently pecked her lips.]

Alright cool. Let’s just go somewhere a bit more private.

YES MA’AM—

Oh—

Oh…! Okay…! I’m just being honest… after all, both your scales and your skin are both a part of what make you you… … And it’s you that I love… [He says as he reaches over, gently cupping a hand on her cheek.]

You better make good on that promise.

Why’s that? If it makes you uncomfortable then I do apologize…

[Sigh…] Fuck it, it’s Sunday somewhere around the world, I guess. #SeductiveSunday

Zelda, I don’t think you understand just how attracted I am to you. I’m attracted to every part of you, both human and dragon aspects alike.

… It’s Sunday SOMEWHERE in the world right now, right?

Will never forget how she said this about me by the way.

You’ll get it if you stay away from the company.

Sorry? The scales are sexy. I love the scales.

Away from the company

Perfect. Literal perfection.

YES ZADDY

[Literally grabbing as big of a handful as he can.]

Yes you are Anyways I wish to place my palms upon thine divine breasts

You always show up at the perfect moment when I need you to

That can absolutely be arranged

I like touching boobs.

I— Okay…

If I’m hubby material then you better put a ring on it

I’m huh???

I thought you’d never ask.

My boyfriend mentioned aura. Had to lock in rq