[After a few more kisses, he just pulls the idol into a hug.] Zoeybun! I missed you so much!

[SMOTHERING HER IN KISSES]

[FUCKING TACKLES HER]

🧍🏾

“As a grown ass adult man, if I see anybody getting nasty with that raccoon, know that I and the rest of the average normal human society are judging you very harshly.”

“White haired friend… you mean Riku? I wouldn’t worry too much about that. He hardly likes anyone.” He says a bit jokingly, even if there was some truth to it. “But you just… watched the fight happened? Strange… but I guess I can understand it in a way.”

“So the people who called you cultists are just assholes. Got it.”

He definitely sounds like one to just leave you. I’m glad you had someone to take care of you though.”

“Ohhhhhhh! Okay, yeah, that makes a lot more sense. I get what you mean now. That’s pretty cool though.” He says as he nodded his head. At least he got an answer as to what he was confused about. “But Unmei’s kinda similar. We aim to help wherever and whoever we can in any way.”

That’s… huh… I’m so sorry to hear that…

“Oh… okay…” He takes a minute just to take in everything he was just told, scratching his head a bit as he did so. “So uhhh… how did you know it was my little brother that did it?”

“Did you like… worship the volcano or something? I mean, I don’t think that’d make you a cultist, but still.”

“WH— HUH??? YOU CAN’T JUST—… HE HUH??? WHA????

Ahhh… favoritism I presume???

“Oh! I… born by the flames? That sounds painful.” He says as he rubbed his arm a bit. “But I do think it’s admirable that you’re willing to take in so many young people.”

“Why do people think you’re cultists though? I mean, I don’t see how digging and mining constitutes for that.”

Oh hi. Is he now?

… You know what? Sure, cool, fine. That’s information that I just feel like accepting. Anyways, hi, I’m Telemachus.

“Hundreds of kilometers a day? That’s pretty great cardio, actually. And digging and mining??? I hope this doesn’t seem offensive in any way, but where did you come from?”

“I guess so, though he’s an adopted member of our family. Still very much family though. But I’m sorry to hear that. It seems you’ve been able to handle it well though.”

Wh—…. Your habit is just licking the sweat off of people’s stomachs?

… [A light Snrk.] Alright alright. I won’t tease you like I did last time.

You sure? You were staring for a while.

I— oh. Okay, yeah, hi.

“Unmei? Hey, my little brother’s the leader of that group! I’m Telemachus, Prince and soon to be King of Ithaca!”

“I appreciate that! Thank you! My mentor says pretty much the same thing too. She’s been really good when it comes to keeping me motivated.”

“They ask if I fell far. But how far can ash carry an apple?” Pinch, an Echo of a legacy of destruction. The batter is gone, but the innings continue A daughter who fell only after the orchard was gone. An echo wandering where even silence has ended. A Refreshing Take From The 🌊Oasis☀️

You uhhh… You doing okay?

“Seems legit… wait did you say /your/ volcano? You have a volcano?!”

… It’s big. A good big, but big.

Oh, hey princess—

“You fight with a spear too!? That’s so cool! I actually fight with a double sided one myself!”

… I’m smelling a fourth time with us—

I—…. okay yeah sure.

“Oh. Oh hi. How are you?”

“I mean, I guess I will, but I do wanna know what your workout regiment is.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖊𝖗𝖚𝖕𝖙, 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖉 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖊.

“Oh! Thank you! I’ve been training especially hard recently, so it’s good to know that it paid off!”

… We’re doing doggy style tonight.

🎶Teach me how to love like you…🎶 #SeductiveSunday

How does he know what that means?

Sora is forklift certified

𝐊𝐄𝐘 Okay, I don’t like you, but I need to DESPERATELY give you some advice. Please don’t use “tourist” when someone brings up anything about lolicon, because that raised so many red flags. You should also look up what tourist means on the internet cuz you had a good chunk of us- +

𝐊𝐄𝐘 Not really lmao. Not when I’m asking you literally something so simple and your response is to try to draft up a Harry Potter chapter.

𝐊𝐄𝐘 It’s a yes or no question, Chat GPT.

𝐊𝐄𝐘 Well now I have to know. ARE you a lolicon?

❝ 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹.ᐟ ❝

A light chuckle. “I know, I know.” He would let go of Zelda’s chin. “Relax, I’m just teasing you. That embarrassed look on your face was just too cute.”

Of course not! I wouldn’t be so disrespectful towards you like that!