[ @princeofthemind.bsky.social ]

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Guess I’m green now

Why is my wife green? She’s still gorgeous, but I want to know what happened—

I in fact would still love you if you were a green. Because you are. And I do.

I mean, yeah… it just feels like a lot of people only KNOW me for the sex drive— which again, is fine, I don’t mind. I’m just happy that there are also people who see me beyond my performances in bed. Like you.

I mean I’m cool with it. I obviously don’t mind. I will say, I am glad that some genuinely amazing relationships came out of it though.

Sometimes I wonder how the fuck I actually ended up like this. A while ago I thought I’d die a virgin. Now I’m a whore. Like I’m not even mad about it obviously but genuinely I can’t tell what changed.

IT’S AN INJUSTICE AND I’M NOT TALKING DC

THEY TOOK AWAY CAPTAIN AMERICA’S PENIS RETURN THE FLAGPOLE OF FREEDOM THIS INSTANT

“What? It’s summer time. It’s a little too hot for me to be wearing dark clothes anyway~.” #SeductiveSunday

❝ 𝑰'𝑫 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑻𝑶 𝑫𝑰𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑺𝑶𝑵. ❝

“No caption today. Just feeling confident.” #SeductiveSunday

My quarters again?

You can look And you absolutely CAN touch

If the human body is a form of art, then I must be God’s favorite canvas. #SeductiveSunday

pastelpalletes* telemachus wants to be legendary

Is that so? Well, my quarters appears to have nobody in them. Perhaps you and I can solve that problem if you truly are curious about how legendary I can be~.

#SeductiveSunday One more.

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LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Fascinating… Will she let him crack doggy style?

I’m feeling legendary.

Rubbing his hands together… reeling back… S M A C K

“Blessed is… definitely one way to put it, sure.”

Oop— that wasn't supposed to slip out. #SeductiveSunday

❝ 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑰𝑻 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑻.ᐟ ❝

“Self love is quite importance nowadays… but sharing is caring, isn’t it~?” #SeductiveSunday

“I—….” “…” “You know what? Fuck it, sure, I welcome it.”

Go ahead, you can stare. I welcome it this time.

Is there something wrong with me teasing my wife~? [A shit eating grin. He absolutely knows what he’s doing and he’s proud of it.]

[A light chuckle, reaching over as his finger gently hooked her chin, guiding her face up to face him.] The fact that you can still become so flustered after how long we’ve been married is quite adorable. For a goddess, you’re rather cute.

You shouldn’t feel bad for finding your husband attractive. Regardless, I’ve cherished every moment spent with you, and that continues today.

“We’re doing full nelson today.”

We definitely have come a long way, haven’t we? I’m very glad to have spent so much time with you that we’re still actively learning about ourselves.

Because I’m your husband???

… Okay. Maybe next time we can give that a try.

Oh. Okay.

I mean, you brought up dog related stuff. Figured that’s the route you wanted to go down.

Is this your way of asking me to put a collar on you with a leash attached????

“Not lyrics or sexy caption. Just felt confident in myself today.” #SeductiveSunday

Hello my beloved~!

— [ @princeofthemind.bsky.social ] [ @rougenokage.bsky.social ]

“I was recently convinced to try on some modern day clothing. What do you think?” #SeductiveSunday

If she gets in the room, he’ll make sure she’s ESPECIALLY stuffed tonight.

Alright then. He’s getting in between her legs then. Spread ‘em.