bans.nc HEY WAIT A SECOND THAT'S MY QUOTEBOT

bans.nc MY TELEKINESIS STARTS THROWING EVERYTHING AROUND THE ROOM????????

kat.nc good afternoon everyone! i'm going to be a bit of a busy bee this afternoon, so activity might be sparse

"Hey. I'm talking to you." They wind up and throw one of their gauntlets at the back of her head.

kat.nc sneeky

They scoff and turned away, annoyed. "I lead with kindness and /this/ is the thanks I get?" It crossed its arms. "You're no fun... you really hate me, don't you? Would you rather me throw myself at you with anger and rage? With a burning desire to end your life?"

bans.nc what is going to sleep if not just an extended nap

kat.nc took a lil nappy nap feeling good

bans.nc also hello rebel!!! i'll try to get to my reply as quickly as i can!!!

"It's a delicious scent~" They giggled and placed their head on her shoulder. "You're just like me, aren't you? Appearances can be decieving! I almost mistook you for my 'wife.'" They pause. "Though I don't think anybody would ever mistake me for Than or Kat... I'm just so unbelievably pretty~!"

[NC] Writhing on the floor in pain. "GRHH.... HH- HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

kat.nc rebel ignore my reply GO GET NAT!!!!! 🫶🫶🫶

kat.nc they are SO UNSERIOUS??? oh my god spades i HATE YOU...

kat.nc thanatos lore drop but in the worst way possible

kat.nc on this episode of "bans came back to write" spades throws hands with a definitely not kid, katsona finds out they're a dad via adoption for the fifteenth time

bans.nc looking around suspiciously i wouldnt mind if it became canon RUNNING AWAY IN FEAR

"Nub extenders? How rude! I made these little things myself, y'know?" A lighthearted chuckle escapes them. They're clearly not taking her seriously. "You /reek/ of danger. Nothing I've sensed before can even compare! That makes you special~" They stick their tongue out at her playfully.

"Or what~? You gonna kill me?" They throw their arms around her neck, smiling and giggling all the while.

They walk with a pep in their step and large heavy gauntlets on, ready to fight... but they stop suddenly upon sensing her aura. That's not Nat. "HEYYYYYYY!!!!! How've you been, lovely~?" They do not know this person. They smack her back with the heavy gauntlet like they're old friends anyways.

kat.nc I NEED SPADES TO BE EVIL AND DO EVIL THINGS........... bleh

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀【 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 . 】

[NC] "writer save me theyre gonna kill me theyre gonna get me" kat.nc: you fucked up thanatos what happens to you next is all on you bro

"Thanatos was weak! Easily aggravated, easily manipulated. Easily /broken/. I am nothing like him." "You may try all you like~! I do not intend to bow to you like the others did..."

[NC] "Lil' old me~? Awww, I thought you loved me~!"

kat.nc I SEE ATLAS ON MY TL GOD IS GOOD 🙏🙏🙏

kat.nc good morning to all! i'm feeling like prometheus right about now

⠀⠀ 　　 　𓏼　kohan__e__ ⿻ ⠀⠀｡ 　◟　**She** ╱ Her　₍₍ __16__ 📷 ⠀›› *the trembling fear is more than i can take.*　︵︵ ⠀⠀

rokket OUR genuine reaction to that information (im giggling)

"...p... ple as... e..." They briefly glanced at their ichor which had stained the box they were placed inside from wall to wall, before looking back over at Jacsona with a glossy look in their eyes.

kat.nc MAMA THERE A GIRL BEHIND YOU

kat.nc SORA GET OHT OF THERE

Upon being gripped, they winced in pain, tears streaming down their cheeks. "....h-help..... h h... hel . ... p ... me..."

"!!!! h...... he—" Something got caught in their throat. They devolved into a coughing fit, as ichor slowly dripped from their lips.

And there they were. Sitting in that box, withering away as the air around Natsona began to shift. What a horrific, bone-chilling feeling. What were they to do? Their lifeline had long since departed without even thinking about rescuing them. What to do now...?

kat.nc ok horrors time

rokket if you think you're scarred now

bans.nc oomf is in class but i figured i'd set this up for later anyways

[ @thenatacoustic.bsky.social ] One knock. Two knocks. Three knocks. Someone's at the door.

Holding something. A knife? It's a shorthand silver blade with a see-through handle. There's some kind of substance inside the handle. "Ohhh Thanatos~" Spades is humming gently while looking around for somewhere... someONE to drive the blade into.

rokket hey you guys should like read this methinks

bans.nc anyways

kat.nc he's scared because he knows his wife gonna come beat his ass

EliteRina call me a despicable thief the way i

STOLEN!!! STOLEN!!! THIEVERY!!! mostly doing spades but if katsona or thanatos are also applicable i'll do them as well

(probably nc) meanwhile, in the mind scape: ♥️: "Why does this keep happening to me? :("

kat.nc brain was like "yeah i gotta make spades annoying what's an annoying superpower" instant/infinite regeneration was the first thing that came to mind that's probably also why thanatos would lose. they just get exhausted trying to fight it.