kat.nc gonna be gone for a bit will try to reply when i can!

nudge nudge

"Ah. I see." "So... what brings you here?" They were a little confused, but taking it as well as they could.

@crimsonexecution.bsky.social “I’ve managed to kinda get more of an idea of what Kat’s like through recent events. Gotta say, they’re pretty cool. And they got rid of Orochimaru for us, so that’s a bonus.”

[NC]

!! "Oh. Hello." They were a bit startled by the sudden appearance but he didn't seem like a threat, so they figured it would be fine. "...How did you. Get here?"

"They're all getting it wrong anyways... Wouldn't it be *Mrs.* Fillet?"

kat.nc ALSO! stolen from Key >:)

[ NC ] "Bonjour, darlings~!" ✨️ Almost everyone: FILLET! "NOT what I'm called."

[ NC ] 🔴: “hey guys” Almost everyone: “BLIXER!” 🔴: “NOT WHAT I’M CALLED”

kat.nc seems like a good time to bring this back

kat.nc HOLY REBEL!!!!!!! HIIII HI HI HIHI HI!!!!!!

kat.nc i will clarify this does not always mean somebody is innocent or in the right but in this case, uester is just a little guy who had the misfortune of being around while all this shit's happening you keep his name out of your god damn mouth

kat.nc everyone else i'm sure has said their share but just otaku. go get a life. just get off of the internet. this shit is so ass.

uester is a minor is this guy fucking stupid

WAIT THEY WENT AFTER UESTER??????

kat.nc i think it's really unfortunate that i finally come back here to say hi and all of my friends are getting accused of shit

kat.nc oh god it's been 5 days hi chat

It's a floating lantern! It's the one that usually goes on the end of Katsona's staff, but Sirius doesn't know that just yet. It seems to be beckoning her somewhere closeby. A little bit off in the distance, someone... vaguely familiar is lying facedown on the floor.

[gODS this is embarrassing. this kid is like!!!! a bajillion years younger than you!!! get it together!!!] They sigh, quickly restabilizing their size and summoning their staff. "Let me introduce myself properly. I'm Katsona, the God of Humility and Death. Not sure if you know who I am already..."

"Nono wait— I'm sorry- It's not a dumb question! Please don't be embarrassed!" They shrink a bit in size. Gosh, now THEY feel embarrassed for making HIM feel embarrassed.

They stand there. For a bit. This was a bit of an awkward time... They weren't sure where they stood with Follet, especially after the whole "My evil doppelganger manipulated your child into thinking I was evil" schtick... But judging by the fact that she hasn't jumped them yet, they'll probably +

"Oh. Hi Follet."

"Well I wouldn't call you an idiot. You're just asking questions that /seem/ silly to me because I have some of the answers." "To you, they're still just questions. Genuine ones that deserve a level of respect. One that I am trying my damndest to give you right now—" They're giggling to themself.

[yooo kat i'm watching your stream right now, why are you trying not to laugh-???] "Well, ghosts and spirits are kind of two different things. I handle stuff related to spirits more than I do ghosts, so I don't really know what 'defeats' ghosts..."

They chuckle. "Unfortunately no. It does not. All it does is double the amount of times I have to send them away."

"That's entirely my fault. There's a HUGE backlog of souls that I have yet to send off to the afterlife. Trying to get through them as fast as possible to squash the hauntings."

...!! Something gently floats over towards Sirius and taps her on the shoulder! Very very lightly! It's trying to get her attention.

kat.nc ALRIGHT THAT'S IT KATSONA. GO.

KAT.nc SYELLA.

Laying facedown in the snow. Shouting... "profanities" (they're censoring themself by saying stuff like "biscuit" and "shoot").

kat.nc they're matching :)

kat.nc sometimes you just gotta quote your own quotebot

kat.nc I FORGOT I PHT THIS ONE IN HERE

...Well. Whatever it is, they aren't okay enough right now to deal with it on their own. Better try to cut this conversation short. "No reason. Just wanted to say hi very quickly before going back to work. Which I will be doing. Right now." They summon their staff and go to form their scythe.

°~☆Stella☆~° Happy new year Katoomf! :>

kat.nc oh yeah them together if anybody caaaaaares

kat.nc also! sorry for being gone/busy these past couple of days, ive been sick and it's been really getting to me ive also been indulging in some of my other hyperfixes </3 more katsona soon, maybe

kat.nc drawing katsona's canon ship outside of mvrp is so funny because it's just this (i love my husband, i say this with love)

kat.nc happy new year everybody!!! <3

kat.nc OMG FOLLET AT 1K!!!!! CONGRATS STELLOOMF!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Slow blinking. Something's off. They can tell immediately that something's wrong, even if they don't exactly know what it is. "...Fine. Thank you for asking. What about you?"

They've finally got a break away from their work again! They decide to use it to hang out with Guesti and pop up next to him. ...They seem unnaturally pale and there's dried ichor on their fingers. "Yo."

kat.nc good morning chat i'm still sick :(