Me: My daddy can read minds. He magically knows whenever I've been naughty. (earlier that day) Daddy: Hey, champ. How's it going? Me: I definitely did NOT pour soup on your bed. Daddy: Um...that's good. Me (immediately sobbing): I'm sorry about the soup! Please don't spank me!

I have terrible news about who gives the paddlings. @littleredspanking.bsky.social This paddle hurts SO BAD 😭😭😭

Its always so lovely to see the cute @logasaurusrex.bsky.social, and to make his cute hiney a lovely shade of red! Can't wait to see you again tomorrow 😈

Daddy: Do you understand why you got spanked? Me: Generational fumble by Logasaurus. Absolutely WOATed cookie-sneaking skills. Daddy: Are you SURE you learned your lesson? Me: 10 out of 10. One of THE most influential spankings of the 2020s. Daddy: I miss when you just cried.

We are going to play a game. You choose which of these becomes your new stuffie and day or night if I take it without you noticing you get corner time. I think youll find its actually very easy to accept youve been demoted to child and slide back into that role

Me: ...so I figure I'm still in the "live fast, die young" stage. Tooth-wise. Dentist: Uh-huh. Well— Me: I'm just saying, these are my burner teeth. My Oreo habit is not a problem. Dentist: Mm. So— Me: Are you even credentialed for dino teeth? Dentist: OK, I'm getting your daddy.

My stuffies get so indignant when I leak on them. "Now we have to go into the washing machine like some old T-shirt," they say. I point out that they roll their eyes whenever I throw a tantrum at bathtime. "That is not the same thing," they say, "it is not the same at all."

"He's too little to go to the symphony," they said. And yes, he needed a new pullup during the Janáček ("I had too much of that exquisite cognac"), and a spanking when he booed the Mozart ("so pedestrian"). Still, you're pretty sure he was the most sophisticated toddler there.

I feel so powerful holding this! Next time Daddy fusses at me, he's gonna find out that *I* give the paddlings now. Thank you so much again to @littleredspanking.bsky.social for sending me this beautiful, terrifying paddle (which must never EVER fall into Daddy's hands)!

On Monday I take a bath. On Tuesday I take a bath, but Dad has to threaten a spanking first. On Wednesday I've had enough. "I have been PATIENT. I have been GOOD. What do I get? MORE STUPID BATHS! Well, Logan L. Logasaurus has taken his LAST bath!!!" On Wednesday I take a bath.

Please read this little guy's adorable stories!

The other littles don't get embarrassed, not anymore. You still melt down when you get changed at daycare, or when Dad turns you over his knee at the mall. But sometimes even you hardly remember why you care so much. Soon you'll forget what privacy is, just like the others.

Me: Now, it's very important that we don't bother Mr. Cuddles until February. Daddy: Awwww, are you tucking him in for the winter? Cutie. (later) Daddy: Logan, would you care to explain where all the ice cream went? Me: You see, teddy bears get very hungry before they hibernate.

"NO. And if you ask again, you're going over my knee." "But I AM big enough to see Jaws!" "When we watched the first 5 minutes of Spirited Away you peed the bed for 2 weeks." "DAAAAAD!!! You said that in front of everyone!" "Well, I guess you shouldn't have kept arguing, then."

Cg tip: It’s a good idea to enforce mandatory “talk to your stuffy” time with your Little. Even if it’s just complaining about your rules, it’s better to have them engage with their stuffed friend It enforces their connection and bond with their stuffy #abdl #abdlboy #diaperlover #diaperboy

"NO! No nap!!" Daddy is tired of the near-daily spankings at naptime. "OK, tiger, you win. No nap. Hey, why don't we get all comfy in your bed and read some stories?" 5 minutes later your big brother peeks in. "No way he actually fell for that." But you're already fast asleep.

When the accidents started, at least Tommy still looked up to you. Then came the roadtrip. "Tommy," said Dad from the front seat, "check your brother's diaper for me." You squirmed away. "Tommy," said Dad, "slap his leg for me." That was the day you became the baby brother.

Uhm 👉👈 So I have written and submitted my very first short story (featuring ageplay and spanking themes). You can read it here: malespank.net/viewStory.ph... If you do read it, please let me know what you think 🫣

You don't MEAN to throw a tantrum. It's just that Daddy's coworkers are all...LOOKING at you. And you're dressed like a BABY. Daddy is beet red and apologizing to everyone. He whispers in your ear, "You are NOT gonna be a happy camper once I get your butt into my office."

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"I agree, you SHOULD be too big for a stroller. But what did you do yesterday instead of holding my hand?" "I ran out into the road." "And did your bottom like what happened next?" "Noooo." "So you understand why you're in a stroller today?" ".......Well, I'm STILL too big."

Step 1: "Just wear the diapers for a few nights. Just in case." Step 2: "All changed for bed? You know what...since you've been good, let's watch ONE more movie." Step 3: "Oh no, and you weren't even asleep yet! Come on, I'll help you change. We'll talk about this in the morning."

Levels of Diaper Check 🤐 Level 0- quietly asking if you're wet. 🖐️Level 1- lightly groping the outside of your pants ↩️ Level 2- Pulling back your waistband ⬇️ Level 3- Pull your pants all the way down 👀 Level 4- you aren't allowed to wear pants, it's obvious to everyone. #goodboyfics #abdl

You'll worry that the diaper training is working TOO well. Your boy will start to cry if he even sees a potty. At bathtime he'll be shocked because he keeps forgetting there's anything under his diaper. "What am I doing to him?" you'll ask. That's good. You're doing it right.

Again, he CAN use the potty. He...well, yes, we have TRIED pull-ups. It's just that when he tries to hold it for a few hours he ends up leaking everywhere. Anyway, we would really love to get him enrolled this year...yes, I'll hold.

"Listen, you little twerp, I'll give you $10 if you don't tell all my friends I got spanked on the way here." "I want half the cake." "Wha—you can't have half the cake, that's for the guests!" "Gosh, it sure would be a shame if I accidentally let something slip..."

Oh my gosh, a whole section for implements! Let's—NO. Next time you spit out that pacifier, I'll test out this whole aisle on you. Good boy. Let's see...ooh, wouldn't this tawse be a PERFECT Christmas present for you? No what? Sorry, bud, I can't understand you with your paci in.

"I won't tell you again: little boys do not have BUTTS. That—stop giggling—that is called your BOTTOM. Or your TUSHY. Do you understand me?" "I understand." "What do you think happens if you keep using naughty big boy words?" "I get my butt spanked 🤭"

Early bedtime

"Did we miss anything while I was changing Logan's diaper? Oh, now what are you pouting about, Logan?" "You're TALKING about me again!" "He's decided it's very embarrassing to get his diaper changed. You probably heard me spanking him in there for fussing about it..." "DAAAAAAD!"

"5 minutes into the party and I have to deal with my peepants boyfriend? Where is your diaper?" "Ow! My costume is too tight! My diaper wouldn't fit! OW!" "Then your diaper is the ONLY thing you'll be wearing when we go back downstairs! And don't tell ME that YOU'RE embarrassed!"

Hey coach, do I really gotta wear this big baby nappy under my shorts?! I mean, I accidentally peed my underpants ONE TIME on the field! I thought getting spanked on the sidelines was punishment enough… 😖💦⚽️ #BigDiaperFriday #BDF #GayDiaper #GayNappy #DiaperBear #NappyBear #ABDL

The parenting manual: "Choose a Thinking Corner to use when your child misbehaves. Encourage them to think about what they've done and what they can do differently next time." The thoughts in my Thinking Corner: "owwwwwwwwwww 😭😭😭 owwwieeee owwww waaaaaaaaaaaah"

The paddle on your changing table is not a toy, says Mommy, but Daddy thinks it's cute how you play with it while he diapers you. You look very stern, he says, as you giggle and pat your teddy's bottom. When you act up he just says, "Daddy needs the paddle back now, sweetie."

The teachers always have to make their little comments. "Uh-ohhhh, was Logie-bear naughty for his daddy again?" "Looks like someone needed a spankin this morning, huh?" "Aww, let's get some cream on that owie red bottom." I hate still needing my diapers changed at preschool.

It's so cute watching a boy cling to his little undies as they're being pulled down. A final line of defense to save their dignity and bottom. Whining and giving you that pleading look of mercy. So cute to watch them try~ 🥰😈

Dads who leave your snaps unfastened after checking your obviously used diaper, and on your date night no less 🫠 Show your little ‘playmate’ what they’re getting into…or encourage them to talk ABOUT you to your dad, right in front of you

You guys would never believe the things @bratofnone.bsky.social was doing to his poor baby brother Logasaurus 😭 And all just because I asked him to do it!

I asked you THREE TIMES if you needed to go potty before we got in line! (Honey, give me his paddle from the suitcase.) GET back over here! (Get him a new outfit too.) There's gonna be one VERY sore little hiney strapped into that airplane seat! (No, sweetie, the other suitcase.)

Me trying @bratofnone.bsky.social's pokey mat: This is an instrument of torture! Free Sammy from the tyranny of the mat! Also me: (immediately buys myself a pokey mat)

"sooooo, i'm suppose to treat you like a baby?" "nonononono, you're suppose to treat me like a TODDLER that gets treated like a baby, and then i'll act all ashamed and humiliated because of it" "can we just have sex instead?"

Me, cramming implements into a wicker man: With this ritual, we banish the false gods Haarb'rushe and Spüuún. Hail the cleansing fire. 50 littles in unison: Hail the cleansing fire. Daddy, sweating: Hail the cleansing fire.

They said my all-littles strip club was a terrible idea. "They'll need their daddies to unbutton everything," said everyone, "and they'll never be allowed to take off their diapers." "Yes," I said, "and that's cute as hell." Plus at least they're naked when they get spanked.

For sale: training pants, never worn. (We never potty trained the baby.) (The baby is 26 now.)

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Pro dad tip: Bury your little's face in stuffies when you need to strap his naughty bottom. They help calm your boy and muffle his whines! @babychip.bsky.social needed to cuddle his Blue 🥲 🐶🐾 #mmspanking #ddlb #buttsburnboyslearn #spanked #redbottom #spankedbottom

Pulling down my pants at the sleepover so everyone can meet my best friend Teddy. "Don't you pee all over him?" Sometimes best friends do that. That's why he has a raincoat. "Aren't you about to throw him in the trash?" No. Every time I get changed, he moves into the new diaper.

Only dumb babies are afraid of monsters under the bed. Except me, cuz the monsters under my bed are real. They ate my dad once. "But your dad is right over there." Do you even hear yourself? He came back. Obviously.

"Oh no you don't, buster. No covering." Dad used to scold you whenever he had to pin your arm down during a spanking. Now, when the tears start, you put your hand against your back without being told. No words are needed. Dad knows that you're asking him to hold your hand.

This is what happens when you say you’re big enough for pull-ups, “I’m just a baby” 🥺 isn’t a valid excuse anymore- ‘Naughty’ #ABDLWeeklyPrompts #ABDL #ABDLArt