Me, cramming implements into a wicker man: With this ritual, we banish the false gods Haarb'rushe and Spüuún. Hail the cleansing fire. 50 littles in unison: Hail the cleansing fire. Daddy, sweating: Hail the cleansing fire.

They said my all-littles strip club was a terrible idea. "They'll need their daddies to unbutton everything," said everyone, "and they'll never be allowed to take off their diapers." "Yes," I said, "and that's cute as hell." Plus at least they're naked when they get spanked.

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Pulling down my pants at the sleepover so everyone can meet my best friend Teddy. "Don't you pee all over him?" Sometimes best friends do that. That's why he has a raincoat. "Aren't you about to throw him in the trash?" No. Every time I get changed, he moves into the new diaper.

Only dumb babies are afraid of monsters under the bed. Except me, cuz the monsters under my bed are real. They ate my dad once. "But your dad is right over there." Do you even hear yourself? He came back. Obviously.

"Oh no you don't, buster. No covering." Dad used to scold you whenever he had to pin your arm down during a spanking. Now, when the tears start, you put your hand against your back without being told. No words are needed. Dad knows that you're asking him to hold your hand.

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Daddy finds you crying in your room after your big brother's friends all saw your naptime diaper. "Now they think I'm just a little kid," you sob into Daddy's shirt. He rocks you and rubs your back, trying not to say, "Sweetie, they ALREADY thought you were a little kid."

People are so mean to little boys. Meanie marks, implement balancing and delightful photos by @lady-jose.bsky.social!

Yes, I understand why you spanked me. I just thought it was a little gauche for you to yell "Wahoo!" at the end when all those coins came out.

I love when brats think they can act out and be safe because company is around. Thats cute, babyboy. But since you wanna act up, let's haul you over my lap and give everyone a real show 😈

Lesson learned. I. Will. Remember. To. Pack. My. Pacifier.

Dad can't help rolling his eyes. "OK, you can play on the Switch. Just make sure you go potty first." No matter what he says, he knows you'll be soaked when he checks your pullup in 20 minutes. Someday you'll remember to hold it even when you're having fun. Today isn't that day.

Aiden was always strange. You can't blame his parents for needing a break. When they got home, the babysitter toddled up with wet pants and a huge grin: "See what me and Aiden dwoo?" The wall was covered in scribbles. Aiden smiled serenely and said, "Look, I made a new friend!"

The mall is hiring me full-time to get spanked in the toy store. The other littles all gawk at me while their bigs say, "See what happens to kids who act up at the mall?" Cuts down on tantrums by 100%, I'm told. The guy who plays my dad doubles as Santa during the holidays.

I love giving hard spankings as much as the next dom, but there's something very lovely about having a little one over my lap and giving them lighter smacks and watching them wiggle around from them~ "Awwww whats the matter, little man? Is our tushy already nice and warm?"

Cornertime is classic, but there are other ways to do time-outs. For instance, you can put a chair in the middle of the room and make me sit watching my friends play without me. Or make me spend time-out over your lap, with swats whenever I squirm or complain.

You always beg when the brush comes out. The answer is always the same: "But the brush makes you such a good boy. Don't you want to be a good boy again?" And you do. You want it more than anything. That's why, waterworks and all, you always put yourself right back over his lap.

You can tell when your little is soaking their padding, but don't react. Let them blush and fidget awhile, then distract them with a chore or game. Just when they forget all about their diaper, that's when you make a big show of "discovering" they need a change immediately.

You can't take any more? Oh sweetie, I promise you can. I know you can, because it's the only thing you can do. You don't need to be brave. You don't need to be grown up. For the next few minutes, you don't have any choices at all.

“What’s the matter, kid? Now now, don’t throw a tantrum. I said I’d let you wear undies. And look at those cute little briefs! Your diaper? I never said I would take you out of pampers, silly! Now, does the little crinklebutt want a spanked bumbum with his briefs, or does he want to stop fussing?”

There's no justice on this earth 😡😤 ... if you hear about... *someone* peeing their pants at detention today... IT WAS WATER FROM SOME JERK'S CUP, OKAY?! I DIDNT LIE!!! 😫

apparently bath time is not the time to be horsing around :((

"Goodbye, I have to get my diaper changed," I tell my brother. I roam the house tracking down all my siblings and each of my many stuffies. "Goodbye, Jesse. Fare thee well, Mr. Cuddles. I am going away. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye." This happens four times a day.

My idea of the best Friday: 1. Daddy tickles me so hard I wet my pants. 2. Daddy puts me over his knee (because I wet my pants) and spanks my bare bottom so long I cry. 3. Daddy puts me back in diapers for the weekend. 4. To make diaper checks easier, Daddy takes away my pants. 5. Early bedtime.

Frightened and bewildered at the water park, wailing "Why is it WET?" on every slide, fussing every time we even go through a sprinkler. "Poor little guy can't figure this place out," Mom and Dad are whispering. "Maybe he'll be ready next summer."

I love spankings, so I like to play with bigs who spank as often as possible. But I also love dynamics where spanking is rare and dreaded. I want my voice to drop to an awestruck whisper when I tell my friends, "My brother got *spanked* today."

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"I'm way too old for a spanking" is something you never have to say when you're actually too old for it. You weren't too old to act up in the grocery store. You're not too old to get your butt tanned in the grocery store bathroom. Now march.

Am I too little for pull-ups? No, it's the bigs who are wrong.

You feel like a big man with that paddle in your hand, don't you? Just remember this: dinosaurs never EVER forget an insult.

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"Aw, look at poor mister soggypants covering his face with his teddy. Yeah, he's started doing that whenever he gets changed. I'd feel bad for him if it wasn't so cute. Besides, the potty training book says it's good for him to be embarrassed."

Unusual Daddy fun tricks: Keeping your little soaked 😈 Tease your little by saying he is dry after every check. As he swears his diaper is wet and needs changing. "But I can't change you yet! you're still very dry" You say as he waddles off to play, soggy for another hour or more.

The AC is on full blast. Big brother is sprawled on the couch in nothing but his tighty whities. Little brother's in his pullup and he won't stop taking it off. Dad doesn't even have the energy to spank him. Days like this, Dad wishes he could still dress like the boys.

The treatment for burnout was tough at first. Now your resistance has long since dissolved in a flood of childish tears and promises to be good. The C-suite would laugh if they saw you like this, but you don't have to worry about that now. It's naptime.

So excited to finally try these adorable Teddys! I've been such a Kiddos boy lately.

I have my sixth birthday every April, and every June I turn back into a five-year-old preschooler. It erases my potty training each time, but at least I'll never be old enough for the belt.

If your little gets fussy about a diaper change, don't insist. They're big enough to decide when they feel like getting changed. Carry them to their highchair and sit them down hard. Give them a big sippy of juice and some oatmeal. They'll get their change when they beg for it.

Oh, don't be dramatic, I was not trying to "escape the nursery". I'm big enough to take a walk by myself, for Christ's sake. Yes, I KNOW I got demoted to toddler privileges, but come on! ......... so uhhhh, did my dad sound pretty mad when you called him?

"Nah, little diaperbutts can't go on the waterslide," your big brother says. "You'd suck all the water out. C'mon, let's do Dr. Death's Coaster of Doom!" "Oh calm down, it wasn't that scary. Do you want me to tell Dad you're throwing a tantrum? OK, brat, you asked for it." (1/2)

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In this house, big boys get the big boy paddle—so you decided you'd never be big. Your bedtime is 8:30, you're never allowed to touch your private parts, and Dad still changes your diapers. And you're in college. But at least your little boy spankings barely make you cry anymore.

Our stuffies don't like watching us get spanked, but they know we need it sometimes. And secretly they think we're really cute when we get spanked. And we give them the best cuddles when we get spanked. OK, maybe they kind of like watching us get spanked.

(steampunk dom attempting to roleplay) your behavior unacceptable STOP drawing on wall naughty STOP punishment to follow STOP

"What a cutie! But wasn't he out of diapers last time I came over?" "Well, Mister Big Boy decided to throw a tantrum earlier, so now he's having a baby day. He hates it, but it works even better than spanking." "Oh, that explains the highchair too. Aww, look at his little blush."

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